A storm’s brewing in the Atlantic:
They call it the great Humberto.
And in Amsterdam it seems
They’ve just found a new Van Gogh.
Japan is emerging victorious,
With a new Olympic feel.
Meanwhile, Neiman will be sold
In a good old-fashioned backroom deal.
Now some of this news may be bad,
And may make you feel rather dejected,
But at least your country’s leader wasn’t just told off
By a guy who was never elected.
(ABC, NYT, Reuters, USA, Huff Post)
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