Bwog and banana bread, and some other things, but mainly a surprising amount of banana bread.
This week, Bwog teetered on the edge:
- Freaked out a little and bought a ton of groceries
- Stressed about housing
- Stressed about course registration
- Wondered why I was feeling even more stressed than normal
- Had a full-on meltdown after watching an old SNL sketch
- Had a lot of very strange dreams
- Featured elements: escapes, someone thinking my American accent was fake and I was actually British, the Blue Man Group
- Completely isolated myself from all my friends and ditched all of my classes for no reason other than the fact that I’m mentally ill
- Cried for an hour straight
Despite that, Bwog still did things:
- Kept stopping on my hike to try to locate the various birds I kept hearing because isolation is turning me into a bird watcher
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Discovered a 1000 piece kitten puzzle in my basement
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A journey I cannot wait to embark on
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- Got my birth chart read
- Next year, I will either meet the love of my life OR many people.
- Will I get married or experience a hot girl summer? Place your bets
- Started teaching my brother how to ride a bike with success
- Finally won at chess, a game that I didn’t play prior to quarantine
- Baked my first ever cake from scratch with a lemon buttercream frosting of my own invention!
- Filled out WAY too many brackets
- Learned I have opinions on pretty much everything
- Gave my brother a haircut while my mom held back her tears
Bwog even maintained a social life:
- Played knockoff Club Penguin with high school friends
- Purchased a purple puffle named “Disco Nick”
- Had a zarty (Zoom party) with my school friends
- Had a heart to heart on Slack!!
- Felt validated <3
- Attended Bwog happy hour
- Listened to my boyfriend talk about his absolutely terrible PhD director being a dick
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Had a Twilight watch party with both home friends and Columbia friends!!
- Relived middle school by watching The Perks of Being a Wallflower with my friend
- Got nostalgic for the innocence of 2014 Tumblr
- Spent literally three hours on Zoom playing Jackbox with my school pals
- Started a DnD campaign
But mainly, Bwog went through it with banana bread:
- Made banana bread
- Made banana bread again
- Baked way too much banana bread
- Consumed copious amounts of banana bread
- Posted a recipe for banana bread
- Tried to make banana bread without the right ingredients
Image of, you guessed it, banana bread via Wikimedia Commons
1 Comment
@Always Questioning Why the fuck is everyone memeing banana bread so hard? Is this a new psyop?