Bacchanal is soliciting student suggestions for this spring concert’s act in good faith. Accordingly, Bwog is temporarily dropping its normal stance of professionalism and integrity, and standing up for its passionate and biased convictions.
So here it is. Bacchanal E-board: please invite U-KISS to perform at Bacchanal!
- Columbia students deserve to dance to the hot beats and infectious rhythms of U-KISS.
- Inviting U-KISS to campus keeps with Columbia’s identity as a global university, and would establish critical inroads with the South Koreans if PrezBo ever wanted to grace the Korean Peninsula with a prized global center.
- Columbia has a special spot in its heart for U-KISS, and U-KISS fans (KISSmes) have a spot in theirs for Columbia.
If you’re with us, readers, do your part:
- Sign our petition, because that’s how things are done now a’days.
- Tweet with the hashtag #KISSmeNYC.
- KISSmes, we know you’re reading, and we want your help, too!
32 Comments
@Anonymous 바카날
@WAKA FLOCKANAL 2013 Cause screw U-Kiss
@ukiss my ass
@CC'14 I would enjoy that
@Anonymous Steve Aoki!!! (He’s Asian)
@We dont want no Asian. they are no pop stars.
…except PSY, but thats only because he’s a laughing stock
@Anonymous if u guys think ukiss is just nothing, please dont even sake ur butt when they visit Columbia
@This is BWOG people rant about their dissatisfaction for no reason. Get used to it.
Most of these ranters won’t achieve nearly the same success as those members of boybands.
@van owen Soooo gay, damn.
@Hip Hop Fan Please bring in some good NYC rappers…Action Bronson, A$AP Rocky, Roc Marciano
Also bring The Weeknd
@Anonymous Just bring PSY.
@Anonymous I hope Bwog was just being polite…
@Its Obvious That BWOG is capitalizing on AJ’s fame to attract his fan visitors so to boost Bwog’s viewership… sad…
@Truth It’s true. They are using him as a means to their own end. Kant would be upset.
@Anonymous PSY or nothing.
@Anonymous I just cannot understand Bwog’s fascination with this band…
@└(★o★)┐ if only columbia had enough “klout” to get big bang or 東方神起/TVXQ/DBSK for bacchanal :C
@Anonymous Oh God Bwog, stop. Just stop.
@How about yes Its way better than having snoopdog bankrupting bachanaal which we had to bail out with our student fees
@Anon Ok, but let’s the honest here. That was the best Bacchanal EVER.
@if you were drunk on four loco
@CC'14 How about no?
@So much autotune my ears bleed.
@this semester bwog’s really gone down the tubes.
i know people say that every semester. i haven’t before, though, and mean it now.
–cc 13
@Anonymous This +1000. I realized this myself as I was wondering why I wasn’t procrastinating as much this semester.
BWOG GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND CHANGE THE BACKGROUND COLOR FROM WHITE TO SOMETHING THAT ISN’T BLINDING AS FUCK.
@CC'14 Are you the same cc 13 that quit spectrum?
@Anonymous You can thank idiots like Connor Skelding, who seems to use Bwog to amass more twitter followers
@just curious Can someone please explain why effeminate males are so much sexier to a broad audience in Asia than they are in the “West”? Or is that just an unfair generalization?
@So Justin Bieber?
Prince?
David Bowie for fucks sake?
@just curious Touche. Fuckin love Bowie. But I still feel like there might be a little more to it than that. Plus, two out of the three examples you mentioned are no longer the idols of most pre-teen women. So you lack a bit of relevancy.
@and one direction
@Anonymous because no discussion or even mention of homosexuality (or sexuality) is ever present in popular culture. (or, more correctly, has only recently started to be incorporated into, although mostly in pejorative contexts) I’m not sure if those ‘effeminate’ stylistic choices are specifically intended to exude raw sexual appeal – they can also be about seeming “cute”, “pretty”, “gentle”, and so in a weird way “boyfriendy”.