Brendan Ballou interviews known nice-guy-finishes-last Alex Statman, C’09 about how he’d perform in Prez Bo’s 5K fun run. So Alex, did you run Bollinger’s 5K this morning? No. Do you run regularly? Not at all. When is the last time you exercised? I had to pass PE in ninth grade. So how do you think you […]

Bwogger Anna Corke reports from work-study in the Art History department…  There is a stack of give-away fine art posters on a table by the girl’s bathroom on the 8th floor of Schermerhorn. Picasso, Renoir, Matisse, others. Some are ripped, but would still make good editions to boring dorm rooms. And Izumi Devalier chimes in […]

No matter if your quarters are nestled deep within the shaft of McBain, or if your pad flies high in the penthouses of EC or Sulz, your bedroom and its contents are sacred. Every technological gizmo, throw pillow, and Scarface poster has been plugged in, consciously tossed, or hung meticulously, with merciless self-disclosure and the […]

Beyond the quirky e-mails, interview exposes the man in all his green-beer-bottle-loving glory Grade inflation? What? Not here! No way! How Will and Grace brought down the gay man The life and times of the struggling post-grad Lions football star        

This morning’s Prezbo-sponsored fun run began just fifteen minutes ago.  Report from the sidelines is that Prezbo was roughly three minutes behind at the halfway mark and looked tired. The CU Track team was standing around directing and cheering everyone else on, but there was not so much running coming from them. And the organizers […]

Silly AEPi…Jewish boys can’t play football!            

Nineteen candidates for freshman representative. 30 seconds each. Most either started their school’s Democratic chapters, worked for their Congresspeople, and are PROUD to be democrats. How to distinguish oneself?  “I had lunch with Obama…haha, yeah.”  

Bwog found this review while browsing classes on CULPA, and was shocked to discover that the class discussed actually exists. Shocked, and envious of the lucky six who enrolled. “On the first day you realize that this class is not a normal Columbia seminar. The class is broken up into two watches, and each student […]

Spectator reported yesterday that the Business School’s Uris Deli has banished all forms of parental food finance: Flex, Dining Dollars, and First-Year Points are henceforth useless. It seems someone at the business school doesn’t want undergraduates clogging their territory any longer; this would also explain why professional power-lunchables (think spoiled sushi and oniony sandwiches) are […]

Come get drunk (and fed faux-barbeque) with the Department of Political Science between five and seven this evening, at Revson Plaza. For those of you who don’t know, that’s the overpass in the evil shadow of the law school (but only in the mornings—tonight, Revson will be in the beneficient shadow of Philosophy Hall). Don’t […]

The following is an article appearing in the upcoming issue of The Blue and White. “Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?” “Yeah, it’s metaphysical.” “Cool. Where is she/he?” “A senior at our high school/at a state school back home. But we’re going to text each other every night and make it work.” Or something like that. […]

Upenn’s newspaper, the Daily Pennsylvanian, has a fine article today in which they venture into the belly of the beast and, um, interview them. Money quote: “Deitch added that the site’s new features are permanent, and will not be removed despite ‘vocal feedback.'” Which is why Bwog continues to ask for decidedly unvocal feedback, in […]

Bwog speculated on this last spring, and has now recieved visual confirmation! A savvy tipster sighted Viggo’s son Henry Blake Mortensen, who’s made a few appearances himself, moving into Hartley last night. He’s apparently sporting a blue mohawk…Bwog would have checked facebook, but we already quit.

Columbia Sports Radio Faces Competition, Expects Losing Streak NSOP Diversity Training Divides and Conquers   Havana Central Plots to Steal CU Jazz Ensemble from John Jay Sunday Brunch Ex-Czech Leader Polishes Reputation at Columbia, Exchequers Swell Chris Kulawik Taps JTS Student to Explain “Columbia’s Republican Tradition” in Terms of the Pre-College Gap-Year and Volunteerism  

The New Yorker Mascot Snorts Glue, Isn’t Offensively Racist Freshman Advice Fern Diaz Doesn’t Want You To Know The Love Affair is Over: Sticking it to PrezBo A Gentler Shade of Prejudice The Fed legitimately interviews Jon Voight, Angelina goes unmentioned