Whether you’re still shaking off your NSOP hangover, or have just realized that you need to take Music Hum, Art Hum, and all of your global core this year, the start of a new semester offers a fresh chance to hear world-renowned academics make awkward sex jokes. Here are this semester’s shining nuggets of wisdom […]

We asked, you answered. Our not-so-definitive list of The Best Classes Ever just wasn’t awesome enough, so here are even more can’t-miss courses, featuring all the professors you secretly stalk in Westside and on Facebook. To make it even easier, we’ve split the list by classes you can register for RIGHT NOW (if there’s space), […]

Upperclassmen rejoice: it’s your first Columbia Greenmarket of the year!  (No, stumbling past the tents in a hungover daze on Sunday after your first night back doesn’t count.)  The market is here every Thursday and Sunday on Broadway between 114th and 116th.  Bwog has your highlights: On Sundays, the market collects food scraps for compost […]

Certain people are insecure and can’t handle when someone is more awesome than them, so they’re accusing Michelle Obama of faking a stutter during her winning DNC speech. Haters gonna hate, but Michelle will just keep raising those ridiculously defined arms. Also, Bill Clinton spoke. People got really excited. (Gawker, Washington Post) Despite the fact […]

Lost somewhere on College Walk (Broadway side) during Labor Day weekend; it has a tiny coin purse shaped like an apple, a multicolored bracelet with “Guatemala” on it in neon yellow, keys to a 2001 Subaru, a Cornell ID card, and multiple keys (one is pink, one has red nail polish on it). Please email […]

As you may have heard, we’re looking for a bunch of new Daily Editors. Applications are due this Friday, September 7, which means you have like 48 hours or something (What? We’re not math majors…) to apply for a spot. Daily editors write and edit articles, pester other staff writers, and schedule posts. Dailies are responsible […]

Droid X found in bushes by Hamilton on September 5th. It’s out of battery, so I can’t look at the info to see whose it is. Contact uni: aer2144

Last semester, Bwog heard that JJ’s place was getting a face-lift. Last night was the big reveal, so we paid a visit to John Jay’s cozy (read: sweltering) basement kitchen for a taste of the new JJ’s. There are many things a Columbia student might want after a long night in Butler—an espresso, a basket […]

Found Pantech p7040 Link Smartphone in Casa Hispanica restroom.  Currently uncharged, please bring charger to verify.  Please contact kp124@columbia.edu

This overseen was found by tipster Tanay D. in the 13th floor of Mudd.  Gotcha!  Don’t forget that our overseen/heard contest is still active.

Congratulations sweet ’16ers, you’ve officially sat through your first day of Columbia classes (unless you wisely downloaded the Frontiers lecture podcast). Now that you’ve settled in some, it’s time to introduce you to Columbia’s VIPs—the sooner you get these down, the better, so you don’t embarrass yourself by forgetting to return Sir Mike’s fist-bump… Kia […]

From 12 to 2 pm today, your buddies at Live at Lerner will be handing out hundreds of scrumptious macarons.  These melt-in-your-mouth scrumptious French goodies can be found in the Lerner Piano Lounge–where Live at Lerner has their events.  Look out for the first one next week! Heavenly goodies via Wikimedia Commons

Judging from the “32 of your friends are talking about Michelle Obama” item on our newsfeed last night, she totally killed it at the Democratic National Convention while her husband and daughters watched from home. (CNN, Twitter) More information continues to come out about Tom Cruise being weird.  This week we get the exclusive creepy […]

It’s famously hard to get details about the inner workings of Bwog’s favorite bar, 1020. So we jumped at the chance to ask our nosiest questions to an employee who has spent two years behind 1020’s bar. Here’s what our source had to say…  Bwog: What’s the hands-down craziest thing you’ve seen happen? 1020 Bartender: A girl […]

Our contest is still active. Prizes may be won by submitting (to tips@bwog.com) before this coming Sunday. These sound more like seniors, Alex S. “it’s raining? I should just skip class.” These were found littered about dorms on campus by Anonymous   Our new Barnard corespondent, Jonathan R. At an impromptu Carman gathering on the first […]