When you can’t instinctively tell if a blog post is satire (Huffington Post). When you post the story and tweet like you can’t tell it’s satire When Facebook begins to play a role in the prostitution industry (Cnet News). When even YouTube fails to provide a visual solution to your average housing problems (Or, when the […]

UPDATE (9:30 AM): A phone call to Westside this morning confirms that they had a problem with their servers last night which are now up and running. Our Flex tragedy is officially over. Go forth and swipe! Tragedy strikes! You either have to pay with “real” money or get your snacks elsewhere. Our tipster reports […]

Lost in Barnard Library (Lehman) on the afternoon of Monday February 7th. Lent it out to a girl in the library and forget to take it back before leaving. Please return it! Contact: dza2101@barnard.edu

Hand knit left-hand mitten with the image of a squirrel below three acorns and the number 20. Its mate is getting lonely. If found, please contact gem2125@barnard.edu.

A person in a group of people smoking outside Havana: I know smoking is shitty…but you should be able to do shitty things to yourself. Outside Broadway: Person 1: Hey, you have smokes? Person 2: Yeah, I unquit. Life’s too short to live any longer. People are so topical.

These excerpts were culled from documents left on Columbia’s lab computers. Let them inspire you, and please submit your own digitalia finds to The Blue & White at editors@theblueandwhite.org. *** Title for a Hamlet paper: ‘One of These Danes is Not Like the Other’ or: How I Learned to Start Worrying about Character and Love […]

Sean Udell and the relentless POTUS Project have not given up hope. As part of the ongoing effort to bring President Obama back to his alma mater for Commencement, Jody Zellman penned this persuasive cartoon. Given that PrezBO/Bama might not read Bwog, POTUS is also sending a copy direct to the White House.

“I can’t go on, I’ll go on.” -Samuel Beckett

One of the greatest perks of an Ivy League education is having all sorts of guest lecturers and talks hosted right on campus. Yet many of these great talks are not publicized enough. Enter Bucket List, a weekly feature that aggregates these events in a single location that will hopefully make you realize, like Bwog has, […]

In case you hadn’t heard, the Green Bay Packers won the Super Bowl last night sans old quarterback. Congrats Cheeseheads! (USA Today) Who wouldn’t want to read about the Most Interesting Man in the World? After all, he is the life of parties he has never attended. (New Yorker) Speaking of interesting elderly gentlemen, check […]

Bwog has jammed with the JJ’s Place guys, shaked to Shakira with Dean Peña-Mora, and sung a Sesame song with Dean Denburg. In the latest edition of  Professor Playlists, Bwog finds out what’s buzzing in Professor Charles Zukowski’s ear-buds. Drown Soda, Hole Hurt, Nine Inch Nails Bullet With Butterfly Wings, Smashing Pumpkins You Know You’re Right, Nirvana Catatonic, Babes […]

Tonight at 6:30 people around the nation will gather with friends and family to partake in the All-American mélange of sweaty gladiatorial competition, targeted advertising, and ice cold beer that is the Super Bowl. But just in case you’ve figured out that you can watch all of the commercials on youtube after the game, and […]

Still not sure where you’re going to be dipping your wings while watching the big game this evening? Bwog has your back. Here’s what’s going down in the neighborhood: Hillel will be hosting a Super Bowl Extravaganza, replete with free pizza, snacks, soda, and friends. The CU Dems invite all to join them in the Lerner Piano Lounge where […]

Lost at Fed Bash on 2/5/11. It was hung up on a hanger. “Carly” is written on one of the tags. In one pocket are rainbow-striped gloves and a pack of gum. If found, please contact carlyasilver@gmail.com ASAP.

When they’re not rocking out or helping the community, Columbia faculty enjoy pushing the frontiers of science. Bwog takes a moment to look back on this week in science. Headlines were compiled by our Northside Correspondent Ricky Raudales. Columbia’s medical superstar, Dr. Oz, known by many for his appearances on The Oprah Winfrey Show, encourages Americans to […]