Five seconds of reading, one hour of meeting, a lifetime of memories.
Literal wins, imminent wins, and metaphorical wins—take your pick!
This beautiful poem is coming right from the heart. You, beautiful human, are coming to tonight’s Open Meeting.
One of these headlines is not like the others. Editor’s warning: violence and death.
Short and sweet—less and more like Open Meetings.
You can’t argue with these proven benefits.
Apparently, people want to have personal freedoms everywhere.
Imagine this is written on a lipstick-kissed napkin and silently slipped under your door.
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