Four months is a long time!

Let’s call it “a friendly suggestion.”

Let’s just say that I’m not the most patient person.

Really, who decided this?

Gimme the damn remote.

And the Barnard Mailroom loves me too.

It’s time for paparazzi, not NBC.

I don’t know what Co-op is and at this point, I’m too afraid to ask

For the high school theatre kids who are ready to become equally annoying collegiate theatre kids!

I SAW HIM!

It’s me: the eggs-pert.

Senior Staff Writer Lucia Towne joined Uptown Vocal at their concert on Saturday night, almost exactly a year after her first introduction to the group.

Senior Staff Writer Lucia Towne, a known sci-fi skeptic, joined the CU Sci-Fi Society for an RPG night.

It’s not Shakespeare, but it’s not not Shakespeare.

Smuggling is good!