We will never experience as chill a finals season as now,  ever again.

Some sad, some embarrassing, and some very, very dense news.

..and serving customs milkshakes at John Jay. Onward with Bwoglines－

In today’s Bwoglines, South Korea shifts…

Four Columbia University and two Barnard College professors have been appointed as 2020 Guggenheim fellows. 

All things animals in today’s Bwoglines!

Hi. Hello. Is this thing on? I’m a Bwog writer and CC student here to beg you: please, please don’t live in the LLC. 

In today’s Bwoglines, the world turns upside down temperature-wise.

Bwoglines encourages you to keep the curtains open and break a leg.

Some sacred rocks are in danger as the world becomes a harder place to be in.

With midterm season looming, this edition of Bwoglines reminds you to drink safely, not fatally.

Bras and brands on fire, oh my.

With one more day until the romance in the air culminates, Bwog delivers Personals from Jane and Madeline.

Staff Writer Zane gives a list of ideas in case you’re just absolutely lost about what to do on Valentine’s Day.

This morning at Bwog, we read about 20,000 ghosts discovered from half a million years ago, and realizes it’s still less than the number of students enrolled at Columbia.