Come get drunk (and fed faux-barbeque) with the Department of Political Science between five and seven this evening, at Revson Plaza. For those of you who don’t know, that’s the overpass in the evil shadow of the law school (but only in the mornings—tonight, Revson will be in the beneficient shadow of Philosophy Hall). Don’t […]

The following is an article appearing in the upcoming issue of The Blue and White. “Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?” “Yeah, it’s metaphysical.” “Cool. Where is she/he?” “A senior at our high school/at a state school back home. But we’re going to text each other every night and make it work.” Or something like that. […]

Upenn’s newspaper, the Daily Pennsylvanian, has a fine article today in which they venture into the belly of the beast and, um, interview them. Money quote: “Deitch added that the site’s new features are permanent, and will not be removed despite ‘vocal feedback.'” Which is why Bwog continues to ask for decidedly unvocal feedback, in […]

Bwog speculated on this last spring, and has now recieved visual confirmation! A savvy tipster sighted Viggo’s son Henry Blake Mortensen, who’s made a few appearances himself, moving into Hartley last night. He’s apparently sporting a blue mohawk…Bwog would have checked facebook, but we already quit.

Columbia Sports Radio Faces Competition, Expects Losing Streak NSOP Diversity Training Divides and Conquers   Havana Central Plots to Steal CU Jazz Ensemble from John Jay Sunday Brunch Ex-Czech Leader Polishes Reputation at Columbia, Exchequers Swell Chris Kulawik Taps JTS Student to Explain “Columbia’s Republican Tradition” in Terms of the Pre-College Gap-Year and Volunteerism  

The New Yorker Mascot Snorts Glue, Isn’t Offensively Racist Freshman Advice Fern Diaz Doesn’t Want You To Know The Love Affair is Over: Sticking it to PrezBo A Gentler Shade of Prejudice The Fed legitimately interviews Jon Voight, Angelina goes unmentioned

As if choice chicken wings and cheese sticks weren’t enough, JJ’s now offers flatscreen TVs at several of its private booths. One staff member says, “I think it’s a big improvement. The kids who graduated would be really jealous if they knew about this. Welcome to the new JJ’s.”  Students tonight were watching everything from […]

As of 3:06 am, that girl who sat ahead of us in high school biology is no longer single. Some photos of our little sister in potentially compromising situations have been unjustly revealed. Some guy we barely know has just friended some girl we never knew. And now the world knows the groups we just […]

Barnard Dances Its Way to Diversity as Columbia Students Raise, Ignore Roof Columbia Demonstrates Effectiveness of Sensitivity Training, Formulates Plan to Move Health Services Into Non-Handicapped Accessible Building After Summer of Dormancy, Fern Diaz Has Opinions Again  Well, Mark Holden, I Went to the Caribbean and Tanned on the Beach, and/or Traveled Around Europe, and/or […]

Facts: – There are 20 floors in the East Campus highrise. – There are 722 residents. – There are two elevators. – Schapiro has 16 floors, 415 residents, and four elevators. – Broadway has 14 floors, 372 residents, and four elevators.  Bwog marvels. And waits, interminably.  

It has concluded! Your formal introduction to Columbia, we mean. In the last week, we’ve tried to help you, entertain you, promote the good and distract you from the bad of NSOP.  A few highlights: Life on the floor – the psychology of Resident Advisors, your new best friends Life on the circuit – bar […]

Free bagels and muffins in Lerner right now! All are lovingly laid out and appear to be fresh. Looks like the school wants us to get used to eating breakfast after noon as soon as possible. Score!

Last night before classes start–what’s a first-year to do?  Venturing out of the neighborhood is expensive and spooky, and the West End is shut down for Cubanization.  It’s time for a guide to the nightlife in Morningside Heights, or as Bwog contributor Addison Anderson calls it, the M.H., or as he also calls it, The […]

Huge stacks of Papa John’s pizza, soda, and candy right now on the 5th floor of Lerner! Nobody’s there, so come get it now!

The following is a departure from typical Bwog style. But Bwog staffer Lydia DePillis couldn’t help bringing it to your attention anyway, and hopes you’ll bear with something that’s more sweetness than snark. Just across Morningside Park, another school is gearing up for the start of classes on Tuesday. Teachers at P.S. 180 spend long […]