In which Bwog staffer Mark Krotov familiarizes us with the places where you can find him when he’s supposed to be in class. The first time I came upon the Lehman cubicles, I felt like one of those schoolboys who discovered the Lascaux caves. Although hardly prehistoric in the traditional sense, the Lehman cubicles are […]

A Blue and White correspondent was killed today during the game of “assassins” when she received a fake flower delivery call. Dubious but curious, she was shot in the back with a water pistol when she went to verify. Don’t mess with the Bwog. The hearts of first-years are not fair game. You’ll pay.

Not to be outdone by Blue and White writer Christopher Beam’s guide, the Butler Reserves Desk has posted its own Definitive Guide to Butler Sex in room 209. Maybe CLIO can help us find the clitoris.

These excerpts were culled from documents left on Columbia and Barnard lab computers. We encourage our readers to submit their own digitalia finds to us, via e-mail, at bwgossip@columbia.edu. First thing I have to say is that you must lose the word kaleidoscopic. It just starts poking me all over, like an annoying sibling. I […]

The Bwog missed the first round of chocolates, Poland Springs mini-bottles, and possibly cupcakes given out by the undergraduate deans in Hamilton’s lobby but it’s going on again 3:50 to 4:10pm. It’s like Halloween all over again, but pink!

FREE FOOD! NOW! For once, Columbia demonstrates some awkward love toward its students…with a chocolate fountain and fruits to dip! Soft classical guitar will accompany your Valentine’s Day wistfulness. Sigh… Location: Lerner Piano Lounge–NOW.

Andrew Stinger reports: For any fans of ‘America’s Next Top Model’ or of beautiful women, KAHLEN from Season 4 (the runner-up) is now a BARTENDER at Nacho’s. She’s training on Thursday. This information comes courtesy of the cool bartender last night during a “love sucks” toast.

This Friday, 10 pm, at Mona (between 108th and 109th on Amsterdam) is the party you’ve been looking forward to all year. Lucky for us it’s still February. Come join us as we celebrate the Bwog’s official launch. Cheap website, cheap friends, cheap drinks. Blue and white attire is optional but attendance is not.

• Some of us get hitched. Early. • Overwhelmingly, SEAS kids refuse to get flashed by Barnard. • Spec sez: Safer sex week should cater to virgins. • CUIT’s schizophrenic meanderings continue as department splits in four. Campus shrugs in apathy. • The fencing dynasty has apparently crumbled while we were passed out at the […]

The Office of the Dean has created a Valentine’s display in the lobby of Hamilton with enough streamers and shiny hearts to make you sick. Aiding your cause of “crush the pain of loneliness by candy-induced stomach ache” are two large bowls of chocolates.

In dress reminiscent of Maggie Simpson’s blue starfish sleepclothes combined with the little brother from A Christmas Story‘s winter-wear, this baby stole hearts on college walk when her parents posed her for next year’s Christmas photo. Find a cuter picture. We triple dog dare you.

An excerpt: WHAT A GREAT IDEA! We provide a concept that will allow anyone with sufficient life experience to obtain a fully verifiable university diploma. Bachelor, Master or even a Doctorate. Think of it, within a month you too could be a college graduate. Many people share the same frustration, they are all doing the […]

Cookies and Fruit at the Lerner reception desk! Sorry, boys and girls. All gone.

Gothamist points the way to some snow videos, including a time lapse one of College Walk. Poke around a little and you can find an entire page of Columbia time lapse videos, all seemingly shot from Butler, including a nice sunrise, and the fastest graduation you will ever see. Update: Thanks to “Seth Low” for […]

• Mother Nature Takes a Big Dump on New York City. Ski Jumps, Igloos, Slushee Stands Erected. • Dean Zvi Galil Subs for Snow-Stranded E-Weeks Opening Speaker. Discusses Dermatology, Retirement Spots. • Disgruntled TA Takes Cigarette Break to Bitch About the Bitching Over ROTC. • Cops Faced With Hole in Donuts Case.