Nothing better than your professors telling you, among other things, to get drunk, send nice emails, or vote for them in the future. Thanks for responding to our call and submitting direct quotes and/or descriptions of actions. A Bwog tradition, we once again bring you end-of-the-semester closing remarks! Alexis Soloski, LitHum: “Last week I threw […]

It’s a week until Christmas, and you haven’t started buying gifts for your friends! It’s not really your fault – when you have a final on Christmas Eve Eve, it’s hard to focus on shopping. But if you haven’t quite found the perfect present for your Columbia friends, don’t worry. Momma Bwog has a lot […]

Ahh, the gingerbread house. A symbol of holiday traditions, and also of Hansel and Gretel’s near-death experience at the hands of a witch. Bwoggers Lila Etter, Mia Lindheimer, and Phoebe Newton decided to get into the holiday spirit this weekend by making (or attempting to make) a gingerbread house. But this house has an added […]

Nothing worse than being ghosted–uh, unless it’s by your professor. Finals week is a stressful time, and once again, Bwog in Bed’s got you covered with a lovely mess of note-worthy news, cleanly study and procrastination tips, and some dank music. Bwogline: Our favorite drug-maker douchebag, Martin Shkreli, finally got arrested, but for securities and […]

If there’s one thing we learned this semester in AllSex it’s that we all deserve a little self-care to get us through stressful times, particularly finals. We only had a couple “reading days” this round, so you’re rightfully so probably stress pooping in Butler/stressing out in general about your approaching exams. Resident Mom Courtney Couillard […]

We sent two freshman to Orgo Night. Like most wild freshman experiences, it was simply sweaty people crowded into a small space. But what did they think of CUMB’s “jokes” and “music?” Read about it here. Immediately upon entering Butler 209 on Orgo Night, Bwog made enemies—we endured looks of revulsion from displaced studiers, knocked over […]

Tonight, you can see the most anticipated movie of the decade. “Can see” – but you won’t. Have a happy first day of finals. Bwogline: Probably something important is happening in US politics, or world politics, but that’s not important – Star Wars is. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. You know what people love more than […]

Want to partake in some late night ~discourse~ with the social justice warriors on your newsfeed? Bwog has got you covered. Take a quick study break and check out our full coverage of Orgo Night: the Columbia University Marching Band’s semi-annual performance in Butler 209 on the night before the Organic Chemistry exam. You can also read through the official transcript below. Be […]

The time for Senior Wisdoms has come again! Every winter we post les Wisdoms des Seniors from students who are graduating in December, providing them with one last chance to feel appreciated before they become the underlings of whichever industry they pursue. However, due to this abominable weather, it feels just like May so there’s […]

Every month we get to show some love for our parent publication, The Blue and White. Unlike some children, we’re grateful for our Cool Mom, so we’re excited to share this first article about 1020’s female bartenders from the  latest issue. We’ve all heard the rumors about 1020’s owner–people often use the words “creepy,” “controlling,” […]

Did we do the time warp again? Why is it so warm outside? Isn’t it supposed to be Winter in December? Bwog superstar Britt Fossum engages in the discourse regarding our unseasonably warm weather. The End is Nigh. How are we expected to study for finals when it’s a balmy 60 degrees Fahrenheit every day, […]

Dean Hinkson released a statement to all Barnard students earlier today regarding Orgo Night and the Columbia University Marching Band. In the email, Dean Hinkson recognizes how she received “heartfelt messages” and “equally compelling messages” from both supporters and detractors of the Marching Band’s activities at Barnard. After Dean Hinkson closed the Barnard gates to […]

Reading “week” is always a fun time for Columbia students. Between studying for finals, writing papers, getting some of that Midnight Breakfast, and attending Orgo Night, there’s just too much to be done in too little time. So we’re here to make your reading days slightly more entertaining by renaming them. If you have any […]

Tonight, we celebrate the student body and the school as best we know with free (FREE!) pre-finals food and free (FREE!) offense given to everything and everybody! At exactly midnight, the Columbia University Marching Band will erupt into Butler 209 for the 62nd consecutive, 69th semi-annual Orgo Night. We don’t really know if the aim to […]

Now that reading week has begun, we’re transitioning from Bwoglines to Bwog In Bed. Ironically, many of us have been spending reading week so far sleeping in Butler instead of our beds. Regardless, get pumped for a day of studying (and preparing for Orgo Night).  Bwogline: The Federal Reserve is aiming to raise interest rates this […]