If the NYPD has ever made you drink soda with a straw, today’s Bwoglines has some bad news for you.

Another semester, another strike?

Fire of all kinds is raging around the world today. Editor’s Warning: Mentions of Death

Let’s pay some serious attention to the information about human wellbeing at the end. Editor’s Warning: mentions of death.

Alternatively titled “Unconstitutional Edition.” Editor’s Warning: Mentions of violence.

1… 2… Where was I?

We don’t talk about sewage (no, no, no).

What’s rising faster? Gas prices, or the smoke from Central Park?

War in Ukraine, DC’s COVID-19 restrictions, and cancel culture all find themselves the targets of protest in today’s Bwoglines.

Make sure to treat yourself to the free event at the end after reading these unfortunate headlines.

Here’s your daily Bwoglines, all jazzed up!

History almost repeats itself, and not in a good way. Editor’s Warning: Mentions of Death

Calling all artsy Barnumbians for a Shakespeare-Duke Ellington crossover event.

Catch the newest development in the United States’s shift to an endemic approach in today’s Bwoglines.

All of the cool kids are divesting from Russian assets.