One. More. Day.

To all my friends who finished all of their finals over a week ago: please just stop talking to me.

Solving a crossword puzzle is a fun way to get academic validation without having to, you know, do your assignments.

Don’t study today and you’ll be happy today.

Let’s commiserate!!!

What is a girl to do on this dreary day? Something involving nesting, tinctures, and totems all at once, of course.

ZzzzZzzzz ZzzzZZZzzzzzzzz

Is Shrek love? Is Shrek life? To the CU student who referred to themselves as Shrek: are you okay?

The one where I give you all the tea about Columbia’s libraries because I have spent the majority of the last 72 hours living in them.

Be careful which transportation hubs you call ugly in middle school.

If CUNY becomes free, maybe Columbia can lower tuition at least a little bit?

New York’s really dumping eight feet of landfill on top of a park?

If you think you’ve seen holiday lights, think again!

Sometimes, the justice system gives me hope of a better tomorrow. Sometimes.

Yay for Parliamentary voting.