Today in things you probably didn’t want to hear about going badly: COVID-19 and the USPS

I don’t even know how 2020 is going to top this.

At this point, just throw the whole country away!

A big heaping bowl of death!

New Covid hotspots, a warp-speed judicial nomination, ancient pedestrians, and more!

Tensions, taxes, and translation are all in play on today’s Bwoglines.

Voting from space? More likely than you think!

Today’s Bwoglines bring you an unexpected, unprecedented apology, as well as expected, unsubstantiated claims.

It’s Thursday, my dudes.

Happy hump day! Stay in the loop of the world at a very low commitment level with today’s Bwoglines.

I’m not exactly sure what you were expecting.

Evidence that real rich people are corrupt and evidence that fake rich people win Emmys on today’s Bwoglines.

You can renegade to your heart’s content (but that almost-ban isn’t the most significant change the Trump Administration has made to American internet access).

Do we have some Mitski fans in the house?

Today’s Bwoglines bring you news from musicians in Mexico, politicians in the United States, and human rights advocates at Columbia Online University in the City of New York.