COVID-19 news! Are you surprised? Content Warning: mentions of death

Because nowadays, there’s always vaccine news to report on.

The biggest climate summit in town is in full swing.

No, this isn’t a new cinematic universe. Editor’s Warning: mentions of sexual harassment

It’s hypersonic! Boogie woogie woogie. Editor’s note: Mention of gun violence

But we already knew that, didn’t we?

But like…also increased COVID-19 travel requirements.

Am I French? No. Do I feel French because I just wrote coup d’état? Yes.

Literal wins, imminent wins, and metaphorical wins—take your pick!

On abortion, mental health, and preserving Native American land.

If you get busted by an RA, just tell them Cuomo said it was okay! Editor’s Warning: Death and gun violence

Because vaccines are getting boosts and morale exists, I guess?

You think midterms are rough? At least you’re not being sued by Trump!

Let’s see if they can actually take down the statue this time.

One of these headlines is not like the others. Editor’s warning: violence and death.