Last night, Oracle fought till they saw the sunlight (and an accepted acquisition offer for the purchase of US TikTok).
Happy Sunday everyone! The theme of today’s Bwoglines is unfortunately people in power can’t be trusted.
For all our readers and their loved ones on the West Coast: please stay safe.
Is it just me or has it been summer for like five years?
Bwogline: Ever close your eyes to rub them? You’ve probably “seen” shapes behind your eyelids, despite a lack of light. Those random formations are called “phosphenes,” and a recently published paper in the journal Cell shows they have some rhyme and reason. After researchers sent successive electrical impulses along a certain region of participants’ brains, […]
This god awful semester is technically done today! Professors who are still waiting for assignments: can we move on please? No one thinks this is fun anymore!
Make sure to pace yourself studying. Finals is a marathon, and you’re almost done!
No, not that kind of skeleton. The other kind. Like the image above, see?
Dear Professor, I sincerely apologize for the lateness of this paper; I was really busy thinking about this very naughty frog I recently encountered. If you had met him too, you would totally get it.
We will never experience as chill a finals season as now, ever again.
Seriously, this went up at 9 AM. Classes are over. Sleep in, you deserve it.
Disease-related news that’s not about the pandemic? In my Monday Bwoglines? It’s more likely than you’d think.
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