Hold up, important advice ahead.

Buy, sell, or trade the wisdom from one of our favorite meme group’s co-founders!

Our last wise senior of the day is Aashana Singh, who reminds you to play some college pong at least once before you leave.

Surf City denizen Madeline Ducharme imparts her wisdom to the masses. 

In our last senior wisdom of the day, Kevin Chu gives us extraordinary insight into the interesting things that happen in the margins, following your passion, and fun classes to take (even though they are outside his major). 

Connor Moore teaches us the valuable lesson of “How are you?” and lets us know that there really is a sauna in Dodge.

Our first senior wisdom of the weekend goes to Bonnie Gillis, a GS senior who drives a lovely red Vespa. 

Justin Bui can build a hovercraft in the time it takes the earth to rotate around its axis. Need I say more?

Ricardo Jaramillo, president of the Roosevelt Institute and Ferris stan, imparts some valuable wisdom.

Eliza Moss-Horwitz, a Latenite queen, tells us all about how we are all like ducks in her senior wisdom. Read on if you’re confused. 

Our last Senior Wisdom of the day goes to Connor Haseley, who tells us to actually care about what we do and advises against double majoring. 

Our next wise senior wants you to be risky and take a nap on the lawn.

Alicia Simba has lived through so many versions of Hewitt, and is here to tell the tale. 

The man married to Vergil and ButCaf hot chocolate connoisseur: it’s John Gorton’s Senior Wisdom.

Hewitt waffles, zines, and lost Carman flip phones.