This senior wisdom is brought to you by the same man who has probably run over your foot with his scooter in John Jay.

Hear ye, hear yeet, it’s time for all to be graced with wisdom from the one and only.

Anderson’s poetry has made Bwog grow chest hair and sob all at once.

Rounding out our Senior Wisdoms for the day is a newfound poetry master!

And our second Senior Wisdom of the day brings you tips on how to stop school from getting in the way of your education and more!

Our very first Senior Wisdom of the semester goes to Mo Crist, preeminent Vandenburg stan.

Inspired by Zack Abrams’ diatribe on chairs last year, internal Editor Zoe Sottile takes on another Columbia design flaw: the dining halls. 

Shannon Galiotto is next up on our Senior Wisdom series, here to talk pizza rolls, dance some salsa, and show off her Halloween #lewk.  Name, School, Major, Hometown: Shannon Galiotto, Barnard College, Mathematics and Computer Science, Los Altos, CA Claim to fame: Was the person who requested Mamma Mia at every senior night. Also might have […]

Kicking off this semester’s Senior Wisdom is Barnard’s very own University Senator Kira Dennis! Check out her advice on everything Barnumbia, from libraries to favorite classes to just having some fun.  Name, School, Major, Hometown: Kira Dennis, Barnard College, History, Hollywood, Florida Claim to fame: Probably the University Senate emails I send out. My friends love to screenshot […]

Our last senior wisdom is courtesy of former Bwog Deputy Editor Lili Brown who takes us back to a simpler time of mom jeans and clogs and reminds us that your GPA isn’t what matters; it’s the friends you’ve made along the way. Name, school, major, hometown: Lili Brown, Barnard, History with Gender & Sexuality […]

For our last Senior Wisdom, we have star former Managing Editor Courtney Couillard, who knows her way around the three D’s – data, drama, and the Diana. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Courtney Couillard, Barnard College, Political Science, Dover, NH Claim to Fame: Helped run this gossip site at Columbia as Managing Editor. Broke Bacchanal headliner news before […]

Fire Safety maven and green card seeker Anna Hotter is all about posing outside of Philosophy, living out 30 Rock, and not going to class. Let her astound you with her infinite wisdom re: lessons learned and regrets. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Anna Hotter, CC, Economics-Political Science and Philosophy, Graz, Austria Claim to fame: I […]

The president of Barnard’s student government has been in the news a lot lately, so what’s one more article on Shivani? We love her and her outspoken attitude, so we figured she’d have a lot to say, and it turns out we were right… even about cheese. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Shivani Vikuntam, Barnard College, […]

Take some afternoon senior wisdom from outgoing SGA President, Julia Qian!  Name, School, Major, Hometown: Julia Qian, Barnard College, History, Athena Scholar, Hangzhou, China (that’s where Alibaba was founded, just saying) Claim to fame: SGA prez for 2014-2015, a proud member of Intervarsity Christian Fellowship, Senior Interviewer, Global Symposium Fellow… Where are you going? On my way to get a Claudia’s […]

Another lovely Bwogger shares their Wisdom. If you’ve ever needed some guidance on sunburns, free sweatshirts, or the day after Bacchanal, Renée Kraiem is the woman to talk to. Name, School, Major: Renée Kraiem, BC ‘14, English Claim to fame: More famous for getting outed on Bwog than working for it, apparently. Where are you going? Literally nowhere. I’ll […]