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Bwoglines: Mopping Up Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 09, 2015 0 Comments

The U.S. Senate passed the Panglossian-titled “Every Child Achieves Act,” a replacement for the “No Child Left Behind Act” of George W. Bush. The bill “did away with the…mandate of Adequate Yearly Progress, required use of measures in evaluating student success, provided greater access to early childhood education and included a measure to audit and […]

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IGC Greek Judicial Board Chair Winner Accused Of Unfair Electioneering

By Courtney Couillard on Dec 08, 2015 11 Comments

Yesterday evening, the Inter-Greek Council (IGC) held elections for their board, including the election of a new Judicial Board Chair. An anonymous tipster sent us details on the election process, accusing current IGC Director of Internal Affairs and Sigma Nu member Teddy Finkelstein, CC ’17, of unfair organization of last night’s elections. In addition to organizing the elections, […]

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The Ninety-Five Theses

By Bwog Staff on Dec 08, 2015 1 Comments

If you’ve taken Contemporary Civilization or come from a Flyover state with a long history of Scandinavian homesteaders, you are probably familiar with Martin Luther and his 95 theses. Well, we connected the dots and realized it’s not a huge jump from demonstrating the hypocrisy of the Papists to fighting the established patriarchal norms of Academia […]

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SGA: Fighting For Rights

By Caroline Montgomery on Dec 08, 2015 0 Comments

This week’s SGA update brought to you, as always, by staffer Caroline Montgomery, heats up campus even as December marches on. This week, SGA was heated (like our earth! 60 degrees in December!?). The the main agenda was for Associate Dean of Student Life, Alina Wong, to discuss Barnard’s involvement with CUE, the Office of […]

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Call For Closing Remarks

By Bwog Staff on Dec 08, 2015 1 Comments

You’ve been hearing drunk seniors slurring the words “Iiiit’s Cloooosing Tiiimmmee…” as they get kicked out of 1020 at 4 am since September, but this is realer than any bad Semisonic song: the semester is coming to a close! We want you to help us compile a list of your professors’ best end-of-semester remarks/shenanigans for […]

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Bwoglines: Science Trumps All (Including Trump) Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 08, 2015 1 Comments

This one is self explanatory: “Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on.” We figured out what’s going on: a racist crazy is running for President. (Trump Website) Bernie Sanders won the popular vote… for […]

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Breaking: CUMB Releases First Round Of Fall 2015 Orgo Night Posters

By Bwog Staff on Dec 07, 2015 5 Comments

It’s that time of year again folks: the Columbia University Marching Band has released their first round of flyers for this year’s Fall Orgo Night taking place December 16th at 11:59PM in Butler 209. While these posters are definitely less controversial than those of previous years, we expect the event itself to maintain its usual level of offense. As always, Bwog plans […]

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Field Notes: The Organic Meets The Inorganic Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 07, 2015 0 Comments

With finals fast approaching (Oh, hi research paper we never started!!), we observe that the student populace is more receptive to the unnatural melding of the organic (alive, productive) with the inorganic (inanimate, rotting). Below, behold some examples. And as always, send in any contributions to tips@bwog.com or through our anonymous tip form. The Organic […]

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BCSN Protesters Have Released Demands

By Bwog Staff on Dec 07, 2015 18 Comments

The Barnard Columbia Solidarity Network (BCSN) started protesting on Low Steps at 3:30 today, with a sizable but not overwhelming crowd. The network amended a set of demands from the Student Power Coalition (SPC) in order to reflect the race critical lens supported by its membership—member groups include the Mobilized African Diaspora (MAD), Columbia Divest for Climate Justice, Divest […]

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CCSC Discusses Impeachment And A Resolution About Bacchanal

By Joe Milholland on Dec 07, 2015 0 Comments

Things got ~dramatic~ at last night’s CCSC meeting, complete with suspenseful Jeopardy music. But, first things first, Monday marauder Joe Milholland brings you up to date on the latest resolutions for Bacchanal, which may or may not pass. Bacchanal Resolution At Sunday night’s Columbia College Student Council (CCSC) general body meeting, VP of Communications Grayson Warrick […]

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Get (Your Non-Sectarian Decorations) Lit This Holiday Season

By Finn Klauber on Dec 07, 2015 0 Comments

Instead of a Bucket List, Finn Klauber presents to you some holiday-themed opportunities for procrastination. Have you glanced up from the mountain of term papers, theses, notes, and final projects to make holiday plans yet? If you’re like us, you probably fell asleep on those very same term papers, theses, notes, and final projects instead. […]

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Protest For Or Against Anything Today At Low Plaza

By Bwog Staff on Dec 07, 2015 14 Comments

Update, 11:39 am: Changes have been made in the organization of the protest. It is now being run by the Barnard Columbia Solidarity Network (BCSN), a coalition that includes the groups that were part of the Student Power Coalition, but adds to the mix Mobilized African Diaspora and Barnard Columbia Socialists. They will release their […]

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Science Fair: Cute Lab Mice Edition

Alex Tang 0

bioethics
bwog science
free seminar food for all!
midterms are upon us...
science fair

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Don’t Forget To Register For Housing This Week

Zoe Sottile 1

(late) registration
bwog explains housing registration
housing
housing 2019
housing registration
someone find me a nice fucking house please

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Open Meeting Announcement: Traveller From An Antique Land

Sarah Braner 0

make rameses proud
open meeting announcement
rush bwog and maybe you too can ruin great works of literature
update still can't make lerner 510 fit any meter known to man

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Bwoglines: Return Of The Manhole Fires Edition

Sarah Braner 0

back at it with fires in my bwoglines
did you miss me -fires
i could not find a goddamn image
noot noot
someone tell jj's to bring the turkey burgers back from war

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Where You Need To Be Pooping!

Bwog Staff 4

a bathroom you will never forget
bwog baby daddy
bwog baby donkey
bwog fucks
bwog shits
fayerfeather
fayerweather
featherweather
fuck spec
gentrify fayerweather
i really came for fayerweathers whole life but it kind of deserves it
poopin in the shower: a memoir
sorry if literally everyone knew about this except for me
sry to whoever's best kept secret this was
the fayerweather bathroom is (well) lit

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Late Night JJ’s Is Killing HamDel

Betsy Ladyzhets 3

conspiracybwog
except this isn't even a conspiracy theory it's just true
Hamdel
i love jj's but you've gotta support local businesses
i must have ten of those golden punch cards lying around
last fall after a party i went to hamdel and found them closed... one of the saddest moments of my life
late night food
other excellent late night options we need to keep alive: appletree; roti roll; tom's
quality sandwich

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LectureHop: Nobel Laureate Martin Chalfie On Being “Failed And Useless”

Sarah Braner 3

after spending all day wednesday questioning my decision to major in bio i REALLY needed this
BACTERIA! THAT DETECT LANDMINES! i actually gasped
Events
i'm gonna be a scientist mom!!!
lecturehop
no one knows what they're doing in science and it's the BEST (okay well some do but they're outliers)
science is just a bunch of screwups that occasionally lead to breakthroughs
SCIENCE IS SO COOL OKAY
thank you for my LIFE chalfie

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Where Art Thou: Nina Simone Edition

Riva Weinstein 0

but isnt godspell about like.... the crucifixion???
lots of good theater this week!
where art thou?

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