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Until Next Year, Columbia

By Mason Amelotte on Dec 23, 2015 68 Comments

To our readers: it’s been a minute since the academic year began, but you have finally made it to the (halfway) finish. Congratulations! I thank you for standing by us this semester. Though these past four months have been seemingly mild, I appreciate your loyal readership nonetheless. I would also like to take this opportunity […]

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Overseen: Historical Revisionism On The Columbia Facebook Page

By Bwog Staff on Dec 23, 2015 4 Comments

Like most schools, Columbia has a somewhat propagandist social media presence (like, where do they find all those pictures of smiling students?). Yesterday, to that end, Columbia’s Facebook page posted a “reminder of what a winter day should look like on campus”– you mean, because it’s so warm? Or because snow in NYC seems to immediately turn […]

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Bwog’s Resolutions For The New Year

By Bwog Staff on Dec 23, 2015 1 Comments

As our semester draws to a close, we (as most Columbia students tend to do) are already looking to the new year. As you make your way home for the holidays, remember to take time this vacation to relax and realign (or something…do we sound like a Soul Cycle instructor?). Here’s a list of our […]

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Bwog In Bed: New Level Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 23, 2015 0 Comments

It’s (technically) the last day of finals, but we’re hoping your professors moved your finals that were supposed to be today to some time last week. Most of Bwog is home by now, and we’re using this winter vacation to relax, recharge, and return to school feeling like we’re “on a new level” (or something). […]

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Actual Wisdom: Philip Protter

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2015 4 Comments

The outpouring of actual wisdom continues with Statistics professor Phillip Protter, who talks surprisingly little about statistics and surprisingly a lot about football and coffee houses. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I click to save the world, therefore I am. Claim to fame: I took second in the mile relay for the state […]

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Bwog Poetry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2015 1 Comments

Now seems like a pretty good time to reflect upon the past year, so we used a website called Poetweet to turn some of our tweets from this year into poetry. Poetweet kindly produced a sonnet, a rondel, and an indriso, and even titled the poems for us. Some of the stanzas are quite apt, and […]

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Bunsen Bwog: If This Is The Apocalypse, At Least We’ll Find Love

By Phoebe Newton on Dec 22, 2015 0 Comments

Per usual, science is terrifying and we’re all going to die. However, supposedly we’ll find love in the middle of [instert crisis here]? It’s a little unclear. Courtesy of the optimistic(?) Phoebe Newton, this edition of Bunsen Bwog is the apocalyptic version of spending an hour on WebMD (only to discover that you are for […]

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Bwog In Bed: Is This The Real Life? Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2015 0 Comments

Finals are almost over. Your ability to sit in a library for hours on end is running low. You’re starting to wonder if this is really your life, or some kind of hellish vision that your brain concocted during your freshman year of high school and has been punishing you with ever since. But don’t […]

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Field Notes: Barely Hanging On Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 0 Comments

Finals are a trying time – not only for our minds, but also for our hearts, bodies, and souls. But that doesn’t mean we can’t still have fun on the weekend … right? We’re stressed and we’re distressed, but we’re hanging on. At least, we’d like to think we are. And, as always, if you’d […]

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Actual Wisdom: J.C. Salyer

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 3 Comments

With finals bearing down so heavily upon our backs, we could all use a little humor and a little wisdom. J.C. Salyer, term assistant professor in the anthropology department at Barnard, offers both. Also, cats. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I reject the cynical econometrics of your neoliberal biopolitics and its implication that […]

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Shit Our Notes Say

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 0 Comments

Finals is a time of searching frantically back through your notes, fervently hoping that something you scribbled down in a lecture two months ago will help you pass your exam tomorrow. Bwog has been doing the same thing, but unfortunately, instead of stumbling upon useful insights, we only found strange doodles and barely-decipherable comments. Here, […]

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“Baking” With Bwog: The Many Uses of Oregano

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 6 Comments

Back in October, three Baker Bwoggers made “special” brownies – special in the sense that they contained pretzels and caramel. Two months later, after a semester at college and in the midst of finals, other Bwog staff writers decided it was high time to make some really special brownies. And by “really special,” we mean with oregano. It’s […]

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Where Art Thou: Paranormal Edition

Riva Weinstein 0

i wish i had time to see all these wild events!
paranormal activity
the bluestockings event seems really cool! if i didnt have class from 7-9:30 on thursday i would go :(
where art thou?

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You Awake To Discover That Your Dorm Has Been Covered By Scaffolding

Levi Cohen 2

a rational new york city fear
bwog does kafka
die verwandlung
scaffolding
the curse of the scaffold

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Bwoglines: The Dingo (Almost) Got The Baby Edition

Mary Clare Greenlees 0

bold beautiful barnard star wars edition!
bwastro
bwoglines
i wonder if nora wixom knows how episode 9 ends god i just want everyone to be happy :( is that too much to ask
not kyle ron tho ive had enough of him and he needs to LEAVE
people please vaccinate your children it affects and harms children who are too young to get vaccinations or those who have conditions that cant support the vaccination! please! i beg!
the dingo didnt get this baby!
z while stressing abt housing i listened to the httyd3 soundtrack and it was gr8 but didnt prevent my fall onto the guaranteed list

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Classes To Take Before You Die I Mean Graduate: Spring 2019 Edition

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bwop to the top
classes to take before you die
classes to take before you pay $75 to drop out
it does in fact cost money to drop out of this hell school
science classes? in our good post? it's more likely than you think
we're not all dumb humanities majors just most of us

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“You Can’t Cancel Ovid”: Jia Tolentino, Sexual Violence, And The Core Curriculum

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bwog covers events
classics
core curriculum
lecturehop
ovid
problematic
reform the core
sexual violence
white supremacy

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Barnard Quad Residents Get Free Alarm Clocks

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barnard quad life
BSARs work hard but my sleep deprivation works harder
bwog burns barnard reslife AND admissions
celery
dont have a private conversation in the quad
oh how the tables have turned
one time i washed a white shirt and it came out brown
there really is mold on the shower curtains

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CMTS’s Camelot Bears Magnificent Fruit

Betsy Ladyzhets 2

arthur is not arthur unless he's a dumbass
arthur/genny is the ultimate moron/morosexual
bwog reviews
bwog reviews student theater
can someone please explain when lancelot gained the ability to use the force
cmts
cmts said bi rights!!
from our notes: 'i'm tired of lancelot's ass' (no offence to chad arle but this reviewer's a lesbian)
if you want to talk bbc merlin fic please email me betsy@bwog.com
is pellinore's dog okay
is this betsy's last time reviewing a student theater show for bwog? yowch
this show embodies 'horny on main'

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Columbia College Announces Valedictorian And Salutatorian For 2019

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2019 commencement
announcement
congratulations
graduation is so soon
really smart people
Valedictorian and Salutatorian
yay successful people woo

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