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Hello Deluxe My Old Friend

By Amara Banks on Dec 09, 2015 2 Comments

If you were like us last week, you had no idea why Deluxe suddenly closed down. Even stranger was how it quickly reopened, with almost no notice in between. We had sadly given up on our old restaurant-friend, so imagine our joy when it came back, like a phoenix from the dead. However, not all […]

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Tips For Finishing Your Research Paper In An Hour

By Bwog Staff on Dec 09, 2015 1 Comments

It’s everyone’s favorite time of the year—research paper season! However, we know you’re nowhere near finishing your paper and it’s probably due in the next day or so. Instead of stressing in Butler over how you’re going to fill the last 1,000 words of your 10 page paper, we have a few tips to get […]

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Eat Pray Love: Level One

By Lila Etter on Dec 09, 2015 0 Comments

In 2006, Elizabeth Gilbert wrote Eat, Pray, Love, a memoir detailing her adventures in three different countries and across two different continents. She spent four months eating in Italy, three months finding her spirituality in India, and the rest of the year falling in love in Bali, Indonesia. Fast forward to 2015: Bwog has decided […]

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GSSC Chooses Gala Venue And Votes On Funding Requests

By Joe Milholland on Dec 09, 2015 0 Comments

GS has its ups and downs. But nobody can deny that their parties and celebrations are anything less than awesome. Student government expert Joe Milholland tells where the GS gala will be and what it will be like. On Tuesday night, the General Studies Student Council (GSSC) voted in their general body meeting to hold […]

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Bwoglines: Mopping Up Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 09, 2015 0 Comments

The U.S. Senate passed the Panglossian-titled “Every Child Achieves Act,” a replacement for the “No Child Left Behind Act” of George W. Bush. The bill “did away with the…mandate of Adequate Yearly Progress, required use of measures in evaluating student success, provided greater access to early childhood education and included a measure to audit and […]

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IGC Greek Judicial Board Chair Winner Accused Of Unfair Electioneering

By Courtney Couillard on Dec 08, 2015 11 Comments

Yesterday evening, the Inter-Greek Council (IGC) held elections for their board, including the election of a new Judicial Board Chair. An anonymous tipster sent us details on the election process, accusing current IGC Director of Internal Affairs and Sigma Nu member Teddy Finkelstein, CC ’17, of unfair organization of last night’s elections. In addition to organizing the elections, […]

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The Ninety-Five Theses

By Bwog Staff on Dec 08, 2015 1 Comments

If you’ve taken Contemporary Civilization or come from a Flyover state with a long history of Scandinavian homesteaders, you are probably familiar with Martin Luther and his 95 theses. Well, we connected the dots and realized it’s not a huge jump from demonstrating the hypocrisy of the Papists to fighting the established patriarchal norms of Academia […]

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SGA: Fighting For Rights

By Caroline Montgomery on Dec 08, 2015 0 Comments

This week’s SGA update brought to you, as always, by staffer Caroline Montgomery, heats up campus even as December marches on. This week, SGA was heated (like our earth! 60 degrees in December!?). The the main agenda was for Associate Dean of Student Life, Alina Wong, to discuss Barnard’s involvement with CUE, the Office of […]

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Call For Closing Remarks

By Bwog Staff on Dec 08, 2015 1 Comments

You’ve been hearing drunk seniors slurring the words “Iiiit’s Cloooosing Tiiimmmee…” as they get kicked out of 1020 at 4 am since September, but this is realer than any bad Semisonic song: the semester is coming to a close! We want you to help us compile a list of your professors’ best end-of-semester remarks/shenanigans for […]

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Bwoglines: Science Trumps All (Including Trump) Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 08, 2015 1 Comments

This one is self explanatory: “Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on.” We figured out what’s going on: a racist crazy is running for President. (Trump Website) Bernie Sanders won the popular vote… for […]

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Breaking: CUMB Releases First Round Of Fall 2015 Orgo Night Posters

By Bwog Staff on Dec 07, 2015 5 Comments

It’s that time of year again folks: the Columbia University Marching Band has released their first round of flyers for this year’s Fall Orgo Night taking place December 16th at 11:59PM in Butler 209. While these posters are definitely less controversial than those of previous years, we expect the event itself to maintain its usual level of offense. As always, Bwog plans […]

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Field Notes: The Organic Meets The Inorganic Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 07, 2015 0 Comments

With finals fast approaching (Oh, hi research paper we never started!!), we observe that the student populace is more receptive to the unnatural melding of the organic (alive, productive) with the inorganic (inanimate, rotting). Below, behold some examples. And as always, send in any contributions to tips@bwog.com or through our anonymous tip form. The Organic […]

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Barnard Announces Chartwells As New Dining Provider

Sarah Braner 0

barnard dining
breaking
bye aramark
ch-ch-ch-changes
please make diana more sustainable all the trash hurts my heart

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Why Columbia Dining Is The Best Thing Since Free Food

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appreciation post
bread
buffalo chicken
carrots
columbia dining
food
gettin bread
good moooods
mooooo
mushrooms
peanut butter
potatoes
salad
the bread actually tastes good
wraps

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Bwoglines: IKEA In Manhattan Edition

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can a fox or squirrel adopt me pls
GUESS WHO DIDN'T GET FUCKED IN THE LOTTERY Y'ALL
HURRAY FOR MY FUTURE IKEA FILLED SINGLE
I CAN DEC OUT MY GORGEOUS SUITE FOR NEXT YEAR
I NEED TO GO RIGHT FUCKING NOW
THERE'S AN IKEA IN MANHATTAN

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Barnard Housing Recap: Six-Person Lottery

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barnard housing
don't worry you WILL get a roof over your head it just might not be the one you want
for the billionth time rip bwogsuite
hey seniors if you don't want that plimp suite can i slide in
housing 2019
housing is a cruel master
housing this year is fucking rough
people with higher lottery numbers than me: watch your backs
plimpton i hardly knew ye
ready for 1/2/3 CHAOS
still licking my wounds
the plural of roof should be rooves

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GSSC Says GS Gala Is Almost Here!

Andrew Chee 0

can bwog come to gs gala
everyone go to gs meetings
gs gala is fancy
gs golden globes
GS stands for goop salad
GS students have feelings too
gssc
i can't even think of anything funny to say
just kidding that's mean
school of graduate students?
sorry this is so late i lost track of time

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Bwog Book Club: ‘What Is Not Yours Is Not Yours’

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BRING HELEN OYEYEMI TO COLUMBIA CHALLENGE
bwog book club
helen oyeyemi
short stories are the most delicious form of nutrition
short stories for the barnumbian soul
so many gays!

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Hear Ye, Hear Ye: Senior Wisdom Nominations Are Open

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and nor will anyone i love
but where do seniors go when they graduate
call for senior wisdom nominations
cheese whiz is wisdomous
do seniors go to a nice farm upstate when they graduate
graduation is a lot like death
im never going to graduate
senior citizen
senior wisdom
who doesn't love attention
wiz khalifa has wisdom

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Barnard Reslife Does Not Know Where The Dorms Are

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bwind beneath my wings
bwog is my personal outlet to complain about my barnumbia related grievances
bwog shits on reslife part 1000
can they PLEASE turn the A/C back on in sulz lol
certain people at reslife work really hard and i appreciate them
get me out of the quad
i fully spent like 10 minutes making a new map of barnard and that says a lot about my procrastination habits
others seem to purposefully fuck with us
this is a joke

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