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Deantini Is Just As Lost As You Are

By Maddie Stearn on Oct 15, 2015 4 Comments

For those of you who don’t know, James Valentini–or Deantini, as we affectionately call him–is the Dean of Columbia College. Unfortunately, he seems to have lost his way. Alone in the cruel, cruel world of Columbia University, he wanders forlornly around campus without direction. Just as a wise young bird once asked, “Are you my […]

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Columbia Divest Is Getting Closer To Success

By Bwog Staff on Oct 15, 2015 3 Comments

If you were anywhere in the vicinity of Low Steps yesterday around 5pm, you probably could probably hear Columbia Divest for Climate Justice’s (CDCJ’s) protest. The protesters spent almost a full hour continuously shouting songs and chants, describing why it is Columbia’s social responsibility to divest from the fossil fuel industry. Nearby, CDCJ representatives handed […]

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Being The Change, Leading The Charge: Diversity In Higher Education

By Sarah Dahl on Oct 15, 2015 1 Comments

Higher education needs more diverse leaders, to help as many students from as many different backgrounds as possible achieve their goals. Sarah Dahl reports on Tuesday evening’s panel on diversity in higher education, which discussed this need from a variety of perspectives. With a stirring contemporary string composition inspired by civil rights activist Rosa Parks, […]

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#TBT: Touchdowns To Tears

By Mia Lindheimer on Oct 15, 2015 0 Comments

After three long years of losing, the Lions football team emerged victorious from their battle with Wagner this weekend (we’re sure you haven’t noticed). The last time they won a game was almost three years ago. Staff Writer Mia Lindheimer takes a look at what happened during that fateful game, the Lions’ last glimpse of […]

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New CCSC Class Of 2017 Representative Will Be Appointed, Not Elected

By Joe Milholland on Oct 15, 2015 2 Comments

Valiant CCSC reporter Joe Milholland brings you all the information CC juniors need to get a jump start on their careers in student government. (If they’re able to put together a killer application before Saturday, that is.) On Sunday night, Columbia College Student Council (CCSC) Class of 2017 President Ravi Sinha announced that one of […]

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Bwoglines: Comebacks From The Already Popular Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 15, 2015 0 Comments

Starting today, all new Tesla Model S cars will be receiving a new software update that includes – get ready for this – autopilot. The upgrade could cost up to $3,000 for older vehicles, but many drivers who bought their cars in the last year have already purchased a package including the exciting new feature. […]

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EC Archetype: Barnard Student At The Heyman Center

By Maddie Stearn on Oct 14, 2015 0 Comments

The next edition of our East Campus Archetype series is a peculiar sight, all too familiar to Barnard students. Senior staffer Maddie Stearn presents the frustrating scene of a Barnard student attempting to enter the Heyman Center. You’ve just left your first class and are meandering back to your cosy abode to take a mid-morning nap. Taking your […]

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Take A Break From Studying For Free Subs And Ice Cream

By Bwog Staff on Oct 14, 2015 1 Comments

There’s a lot of free food being handed out tonight, and Bwog is here to make sure you know about it. For dinner, join Barnard’s McIntosh Activities Council in their annual Big Sub tradition. That’s right, you can claim a piece (or many pieces) of the 715 foot long sub at Lehman Lawn tonight at […]

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The Mysterious Ferris DJ, Revealed

By Amara Banks on Oct 14, 2015 1 Comments

We have all noticed Ferris’s inconsistent music patterns—from soul-soothing piano acoustics to baby-making R&B, you have spent countless hours in the pasta line thinking, “how the hell did they come up with the playlist today?” Wonder no more. Sandy, the Ferris kitchen manager, has recently revealed the mysterious DJ’s identity to me in a short […]

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How One Of Columbia’s Professors Is Saving The World

By Britt Fossum on Oct 14, 2015 1 Comments

Columbia faculty do all types of great things for the world. Editor in Chief Britt Fossum interviewed one of them, Kartik Chandran, who recently earned a MacArthur Fellowship for his work on transforming wastewater. The office of the Chandran research group is located at the very end of a quiet Mudd hallway. In fact, I’m […]

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Finance, Fundraising, And Fossil Fuels Discussed At GSSC!

By Joe Milholland on Oct 14, 2015 0 Comments

In the wake of some massive political events, Bwog is here to recount what happened in our own local politics; student council connoisseur Joe Milholland covers GS fundraising, fossil fuel divestment, homecoming, and Bacchanal. “Unequivocally, GS’s number one challenge is financial aid,” GS’s University Senator Katherine Celentano said at Tuesday night’s General Studies Student Council meeting. […]

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Live At Lerner: Side Saddle

By Bwog Staff on Oct 14, 2015 0 Comments

Take some time out of this hump day to enjoy some cool tunes at Live at Lerner. Come to the Lerner Hall Piano Lounge between 1 and 2 PM to see Side Saddle live. Who are Side Saddle? They’re a cool indie folk/pop band, according to their Facebook page, from Astoria. Lunch will be served when […]

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Where You Need To Be Pooping!

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a bathroom you will never forget
bwog baby daddy
bwog baby donkey
bwog fucks
bwog shits
fayerfeather
fayerweather
featherweather
fuck spec
gentrify fayerweather
i really came for fayerweathers whole life but it kind of deserves it
poopin in the shower: a memoir
sorry if literally everyone knew about this except for me
sry to whoever's best kept secret this was
the fayerweather bathroom is (well) lit

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Late Night JJ’s Is Killing HamDel

Betsy Ladyzhets 3

conspiracybwog
except this isn't even a conspiracy theory it's just true
Hamdel
i love jj's but you've gotta support local businesses
i must have ten of those golden punch cards lying around
last fall after a party i went to hamdel and found them closed... one of the saddest moments of my life
late night food
other excellent late night options we need to keep alive: appletree; roti roll; tom's
quality sandwich

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LectureHop: Nobel Laureate Martin Chalfie On Being “Failed And Useless”

Sarah Braner 3

after spending all day wednesday questioning my decision to major in bio i REALLY needed this
BACTERIA! THAT DETECT LANDMINES! i actually gasped
Events
i'm gonna be a scientist mom!!!
lecturehop
no one knows what they're doing in science and it's the BEST (okay well some do but they're outliers)
science is just a bunch of screwups that occasionally lead to breakthroughs
SCIENCE IS SO COOL OKAY
thank you for my LIFE chalfie

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Where Art Thou: Nina Simone Edition

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but isnt godspell about like.... the crucifixion???
lots of good theater this week!
where art thou?

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Oyez, You Hooligan Youths: Learn How To Clean Up After Yourselves In John Jay

Levi Cohen 0

although there is some silverware on the conveyor belt that shouldnt be there
callout post
dining hall etiquette classes pls
leaving shit on the tables gives them that terrible sticky residue!!
we are all better than this

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Bwoglines: Is The Lunar Gateway Ever Being Made Edition

Mary Clare Greenlees 0

buzz aldrin thinks the gateway is ridiculous which i think is hilarious
bwastro
bwoglines
cat burglar .........
i wanted to go to rafiki but i forgot to get a ticket :(((((( ahhhhhhhh
my goal for the rest of the year is to include one space/astro/physics related thing in bwoglines

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Back Of The Envelope: The Number Of Days In Fall Break

Henry Golub 1

approximations
back of the envelope
common sense manipulations
estimations
rough calculations

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PSA: Stop Having Sex In The Milstein Gender Neutral Bathrooms

Bwog Staff 3

bad bwitches only
PLEASE STOP IT
right now im in a state of mind
were you raised in BARNS

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