Bwog – Page 1202 of 1929 – Columbia Student News

All Articles

‘Twas The Dark Night Of The Soul, And All Through The House…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2013 13 Comments

….not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. We’ve all had some dark nights lately. We’re all likely to have a few more before Friday. Tonight, let us gather in honor and tribute of those souls who briefly succumbed to that darkness, and provided us both with photographic evidence and solemn remembrance.

Tags

All Articles

Snowball Fight Warps Into War On Fun

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 14 Comments

Late last night we got a tip about an attack from the War on Fun (it’s back) that occurred at Saturday night’s Snowball Fight. We present the story to you in full: Okay so in the middle of the snowball fight last [Saturday] night, a few dedicated souls opted to forgo the catharsis of violently […]

Tags

All Articles

Actual Wisdom: Christia Mercer

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 12 Comments

We’re officially in the last business week of finals. To remind you why you all came here/get you back to your roots, our Actual Wisdom storyteller tonight is Christia Mercer, a modern day Homer. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: Why do you think I exist? Claim to fame: Fame is a relative […]

Tags

All Articles

Study Break It Down With SHARP

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 0 Comments

It’s finals and things are kinda dark. But why not cheer up with some musical stylings from the lovely boys of SHARP? Throughout the week, as you’re taking finals, we’ll give you some quick study breaks featuring the talented musical groups at Columbia. Here, SHARP honors the greatest musical genius of our time, featuring a […]

Tags

All Articles

Junior Year Checklist: Already Over It

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 13 Comments

Everyone forgets about junior year. Freshman year is for #COLLEGE, sophomore year is for slumping, and senior year is for #COLLEGE round two. But what about junior year? Bwog’s got you covered. Here’s everything you need to get done before ohmyGodI’maseniorhow’dthathappenI’msoOLD. Embrace the Ennui Change your sophomore “no fucks given” attitude to the more positively phrased […]

Tags

All Articles

Primal Scream Your Heart Out

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 3 Comments

Last night y’all screamed for Primal Scream, one of the few traditions we keep up here at this fine university, along with losing our minds during finals seasons, writing weirdly aggressive passive aggressive notes, and misplacing brownstones. This year, the Class of 2014 attempted a new tradition, with about 30 seniors gathering at Alma to […]

Tags

All Articles

Senior Wisdom: Kyla Cheung

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 16 Comments

In our continuing series of midyear Senior Wisdoms for midyear graduates, we bring you Kyla Cheung, who’s been working on her Senior Wisdom for years. Seriously. Name, Hometown, School: Kyla, Jersey, Barnumbia Claim to fame? Ha, “fame.” Mmhm. Okay. I suspect I got nominated for this because I started writing parts of this Senior Wisdom years ago. […]

Tags

All Articles

Day In The Life: Sophomore Needs Closure, Likes Editing

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 2 Comments

While our past staffer schedules have revolved around our rather unproductive weekends, Senior Staff Writer Julia Goodman brings the Class of 2018 her average Monday. 7:00 am: My alarm goes off. Ugh…five more minutes… 7:05 am: My alarm goes off again. 7:10 am: And again. 7:15 am: And again. Time for the most difficult decision […]

Tags

All Articles

Bwog in Bed: The Beginning of the End

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 0 Comments

Whether today is your ticket to freedom or the beginning of a new wave of finals, Bwog invites you to hop in bed with us for a few minutes before you start your Monday. Oh, you thought we meant that in a sexual way? Get your mind out of the gutter. This is about cuddling […]

Tags

All Articles

BwogSex: Copulating in the Crypt

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 8 Comments

Some of you more cultured Bwoggers may have heard of this thing called Columbia Admirers. The on-again, off-again, on-again (limited time offer) Facebook page has been the subject of many anonymous confessions and declarations of “dat ass.” Today BwogSex and Columbia Admirers brings you a story of daring heroics and steamy finishes. As always, send in any and all […]

Tags

All Articles

How Hard Is Your…Paper?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 6 Comments

In honor of all the papers being written this week (inb4 SEAS complaints—we know, we know! You’re working much harder than all of us combined!) paired together with the extreme thirst apparent on CU Admirers, let’s talk about sex. We’ve already determined how CC and LitHum authors are in bed, but how about us lowly […]

Tags

All Articles

Actual Wisdom: Bruce Robbins

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 7 Comments

For today’s Actual Wisdom, we have Bruce Robbins, of previous and expansive Bwog fame. You know it’s a good sign when they already have a Bwog tag to their name. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: Justify my existence? Can’t be done. When people all around me are getting stonewalled or downsized, why […]

Tags

Prev 1 … 1,200 1,201 1,202 1,203 1,204 … 1,929 Next

All Articles

Ridiculous (And Totally OK) Requests To Make To Your Suitemates

Bwog Staff 4

bwog baby daddy
bwog baby donkey
homecoming was today i hope you all had fun
if you saw any of bwog staff today tell them the bagel said..... what's good!! where are your posts ??? sunday night
if you saw any of bwog staff today tell them the bagel said..... what's good!! where are your posts ??? sunday night lerner 510 square up !!
kidding i love my bwoggies
ridiculous or not
suitemate shit

All Articles

Announcement: Free Beer Outside Baker For Seniors

Bwog Staff 0

beer
bwop tart
columbia gives free stuff out...on the occasion
free beer
homecoming
IDGOD
is a columbia fake a thing now
lol remember idgod
take advantage of this to save money in the city

All Articles

Bwoglines: School Spirit Edition

Jenny Zhu 0

bwog: send nudes edition
bwop tart
fuck Trump
homecoming is today are you nervous
im not paying 100 for a supply closet like bitch please
penn quakers
please don't actually send nudes im begging u
quaking because we're 4-0
where the heck is bushwick anyways

All Articles

Dropping The Suitcase, And Other Metaphors: Jhumpa Lahiri Returns To Barnard

Bwog Staff 0

'i went onto barnard's campus and immediately went up to the fourth floor of barnard hall' same
conversationhop?
for some people spec is the wrong suitcase
hey jhumpa who wrote plato's republic
lecturehop
no guesses as to who edited this
one bwog staffer has the same advisor as jhumpa lahiri and has never been more starstruck in her life
shoutout to ella you killed it

All Articles

Announcement: CSC’s Night Market Is Tonight!

Zack Abrams 0

All Articles

How To Bandwagon For Columbia Football

Abby Rubel 0

bwog is for everyone (even those who like sports)
columbia spirit
football
free columbia beer
homecoming
sports

All Articles

Bwoglines: Hungry Hungry… Crocodile? Edition

Zack Abrams 0

boycotting twitter
don't forget about night market!
finally sweater weather
it's a beautiful day for living in constant fear of what trump will tweet next
pep rally will be fun
the goat
what's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile again?

All Articles

Butler Rooms Ranked By Optimal Crying Locations (From Worst to Best)

Megan Wylie 1

*jewel voice* who can save your soul
but is any of butler really good?
fifth floor truly does suck
i'd give all of it a 4.5/10 at best
pro tip: don't go here
psh thats easier said than done i know
the call of the columns is just too loud

Comment Policy

The purpose of Bwog’s comment section is to facilitate honest and open discussion between members of the Columbia community. We encourage commenters to take advantage of—without abusing—the opportunity to engage in anonymous critical dialogue with other community members. A comment may be moderated if it contains:

A slur—defined as a pejorative derogatory phrase—based on ethnicity, race, gender, sexual orientation, ability, or spiritual belief
Hate speech
Unauthorized use of a person’s identity
Personal information about an individual
Baseless personal attacks on specific individuals
Spam or self-promotion
Copyright infringement
Libel
COVID-19 misinformation

Connect with us

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Same Semester, New President!

Popular This Week

Recent Comments

Comment Policy

Menu

Contact

Connect