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Midterm Haikus

By Bwog Staff on Mar 12, 2014 6 Comments

It’s a dark time. We at Bwog feel you. We’ve finally succumbed to the angst, and we’re publishing poetry. They’re best read while blasting the Smiths and cowering quietly in your bed. Creative Writing Revisions, part 1 Too many critiques I don’t want to read one more Can’t you just praise me Creative Writing […]

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Barnard Housing Review: 600 W. 116th St

By Bwog Staff on Mar 12, 2014 6 Comments

Housing approacheth. And, unless you’re on top of it, it’s probably coming up sooner than you think. Bwog’s got you covered; we’ll be rolling out two housing reviews per day until no residence hall is left un-reviewed. Prepare to get (even more) excited: this year, we’re reviewing Barnard residence halls, too. Reviews for all! Today’s […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Mar 12, 2014 4 Comments

You’re emotionally dead. Bwog feels you. Appallingly ace arts editor Madysen Luebke desperately tries to salvage whatever remains of your soul. Brave of her, isn’t it? All Weekend: CMTS is at it again! You had better not leave too quickly for spring break or you might miss their production of Godspell this weekend! Performances are Thursday, […]

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Personals: Mouseketeer Edition

By Bwog Staff on Mar 12, 2014 3 Comments

You’ve seen them around campus, in your friends’ room, in your room, in your bed..? We’re speaking, of course, about your friendly neighborhood mice! Here, Bwog presents five cute li’l critters who are just looking for some love in a lonely world. Hit them up (if you dare). Señor Pancho: Originally my family hails from […]

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College Walk Archetypes: The Studier

By Bwog Staff on Mar 12, 2014 2 Comments

It’s midterm time so Bwog is continuing one of our favorite types of series: archetypes, specifically College Walk Archetypes. We all recognize certain people/groups of people as we sprint from Ferris to Havemeyer in the morning. Mind you, our idea of “College Walk” is really anything from Butler to Low, so be prepared for some real nut jobs interesting […]

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Apply To Be A Green Leader!

By Bwog Staff on Mar 12, 2014 4 Comments

Like the environment? Want to move in early? Prefer your food free? Apply to be a Green Leader! You can apply for the spring and/or the fall, and depending on which session (or both!) you do, you’ll help organize Give and Go Green (the one where you drop your unwanted/unneeded things for the summer) or the […]

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Barnard Housing Reviews 2014: Elliott

By Bwog Staff on Mar 12, 2014 7 Comments

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Breaking: Explosion at East Harlem Building

By Bwog Staff on Mar 12, 2014 4 Comments

Buildings in East Harlem, at 116th and Park Avenue, collapsed after an explosion this morning around 9 a.m. Bwog first learned of it from a tipster who reported hearing a large boom during an art hum midterm. From CBSLocal: One of the buildings that collapsed had a piano repair shop with apartments above. The second […]

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Bwoglines: Periphrasis Edition

By Bwog Staff on Mar 12, 2014 1 Comments

It ain’t just JJ’s. Times are hard and restaurants are adapting their menus accordingly… with lizard heads in their salads? (NY Post) Really good sex but less into the actual relationship part? Follow the wily ways of Juan Pablo and his twelve fail-safe ways to avoid saying those three little words. (NY Mag) Like your […]

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#OurBlue Detective: The Case of the Missing School Spirit

By Bwog Staff on Mar 11, 2014 5 Comments

An aspiring dramatist presents #OurBlue Detective, a short closet drama featuring Rust and Marty and their quest to find out who killed Columbia’s school spirit. Read the captivating caper below. Recently, it seems Columbia’s ambitious plan to renew school spirit has faded. A planned Dino BBQ event before a Columbia-Princeton basketball game was canceled, and […]

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Barnard Housing Reviews 2014: Hewitt

By Bwog Staff on Mar 11, 2014 12 Comments

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USenate Update On Sexual Assault Policy And Town Hall

By Bwog Staff on Mar 11, 2014 1 Comments

Update (12:01 am): The @CUSenate has released information about the town hall meeting. See it below the jump. In a press release this afternoon, the Columbia College delegates to the University Senate gave an update on the work they and others have been doing concerning sexual assault policy and education at Columbia. You can see the full […]

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Woe, Woe! Your Professor Wants You To Purchase A New Textbook Even Though It’s February

Levi Cohen 0

@professors PLACE ORDERS FOR YOUR BOOKS
based on a true story?
bookstore employee or therapist: you decide
high tragedy
remember scary stories to tell in the dark
this isnt hard
Uris rly is that ugly

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V124 West End Preview Fails To Entertain

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over-enthusiastic and not particularly intriguing describes like half our classes
shoutout to the people who complimented our 'fuck the varsity show' shirts
sorority jokes seem so like last year
talmage wise can redeem anything
v124
v124? more like v12-bore
varsity show
we really wanted to like it this year

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The Trials And Tribulations Of Ordering Postmates At Columbia

Sarah Harty 0

dont be mean to me in the comments
im aware this is not the only option
ordering when the chastity gates are closed <<<
still i will continue to use it
this is a psa
you cant even find out your rating like on uber

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Personals: Victoria And Kate

Bwog Staff 1

harry potter haters need not apply ever tbh
jk rowling has disappointed me so much lately though
personals
that reading nook is the best thing i've ever seen
victoria is lying lots of things redeem her as a human being

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Best Places On Campus To Ugly Cry In Peace

Isabel Sepúlveda 0

i'm not extra enough to cry at the sundial
if i'm not crying i'm dying
make sure if you're crying in a bathroom
or 2-ply toilet paper
wear sunglasses and you can cry anywhere without being geographically restricted
where are the squash courts i like the sound of those

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In Defense Of: People Playing The Piano In The Piano Lounge

Abby Rubel 1

In Defense Of
maybe if we write about the piano lounge enough i'll be able to spell it on the first try
there are basically zero practice rooms on this campus
where else can they practice
you can't put a piano in your room

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Personals: Jake And Mary

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i once asked my little sister to help me make a tinder
nutella brown butter cookies sound amazing and i want 12
old bwog fact: if you go on a date as a result of someone's personal
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we'll give you $10 for it

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Bwoglines: World’s Largest Gummy Bear Edition

Isabel Sepúlveda 0

98% of the reason i want to stay in the city for the summer is for this museum
bwoglines
can it please be spring now?
if it takes you a week to say domestic violence is bad you have a problem
tbh i never finished watching Get Out and i'm kinda sad about it

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