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Actual Wisdom: Roger Anderson

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

True wisdom comes when you need it most. Today, Roger Anderson blatantly disregards the 30 words or fewer limit. We’ll forgive him somehow.  Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I aim for a life “well lived”, while pushing the frontiers of science and particularly computational learning. And I know I am leaving a legacy […]
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We Wouldn’t Touch You With a Ten-Foot Poll

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

As you may recall, Bwog has recently been on a journey of self-discovery and institutional memory in which we trawl through Columbia’s history to bring you cool things. Recently, we sat down in the RBML with a huge stack of old yearbooks to find weird memorabilia and embarrassing pictures of Obama. While we kind of […]
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In Defense Of: Taking a Night Off

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

It’s been a long couple of days in the mad pre-finals crunch. You deserve a break. Internet Enthusiast Elizabeth Self tells you why. I see you over there. Yes, you. Droopy-eyed, head propped up on arm, huge backpack on the floor and study guide open, though you’re scrolling slower than the snow on the Hamilton […]
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Finally Putting MechE To Good Use

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 5 Comments

Late one night, Bwog received this tip from an enterprising Butlerite: An archaic fix to an archaic problem: one of the stalls in the men’s room outside butler 209 has had a broken lock for YEARS. It took one brave, yet disgruntled mechanical engineering student to finally do something about it. Your not-so-anonymous tipster/resident tinkerer, […]
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Day In The Life: Captain Adventure Doesn’t Know Your Name

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

Continuing our warm welcome of the newly EDmitted Class of 2018, Bwog is presenting a rundown of our typical day because we’re Real People that have Real Lives (at least, that’s what we tell ourselves after the fifth day straight in Butler). A sophomore staffer who wished to remain anonymous (Real People can be anonymous, […]
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Senior Wisdom: Pazia Miller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 10 Comments

Welcome back to another round of our short December Senior Wisdoms, shouting out to those midyear graduates. Here we have Pazia Miller—we can’t believe her life, either. Name, Hometown, School: Pazia Shayne Miller (Pronounced Asia with a P at the front), raised in Baltimore and transplanted to White Plains, New York (REPRESENT). Barnard College always. Claim […]
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Bwog In Bed: Sup, Underclassmen?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 6 Comments

Shout out to all of you taking Lit Hum and CC tests today.  Good luck!  You can do it. Bwogline: Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce. (iTunes, LATimes, YouTube, BuzzFeed, Beyonce, True Love all to the tune of Versace) Finals Tip: If it’s consumed in the library/within two hours of a final/out of a ramen cup, […]
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Freshman Year Checklist: The Mistakes to Make

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 19 Comments

As a freshman first-year, there are  certain mistakes you need to make and times to have before those two semesters end. So as this first semester comes to a close, Bwog decided to compile these essentials so that you don’t miss anything big. There are The distinctly freshman Mistake your first friends at Columbia (NSOP) for […]
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Another Year, Another Orgo Night/Midnight Breakfast Smashup

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 2 Comments

What it says on the tin. When you need that study break tonight, the Columbia University Marching Band’s got you covered, as they do every semester. Orgo Night, Butler 209, 11:59 pm. Go groan at the lame jokes and tweet the good ones so we don’t have to. Snag a spot early. And as always, […]
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Bwog’s *Official* CC and Lit Hum Study Guide

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 4 Comments

Oh wait, you actually thought this would be a study guide? That was a mistake. Where there is a will, there is a way to make sex jokes. Especially about the great writers of Western Literature and Philosophy. In the spirit of sex, we present our interpretation of how the greats of the Core would […]
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Actual Wisdom: Robert Farrauto

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 13 Comments

Happy Thursday. For our next Actual Wisdom we bring you Robert Farrauto, who has chosen to answer in all caps. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I AM A HAPPY FATHER, HUSBAND GRANDFATHER AND A TEACHER OF GREAT COLUMBIA STUDENTS. Claim to fame: I REALLY RESPECT AND ENJOY BEING WITH THE STUDENTS AND TEACHING THEM […]
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Congrats New Barnard PBK Inductees!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 2 Comments

Peel your eyes off those LitHum study guides CC flashcards Netflix and get ready to congratulate some lovely ladies. Phi Beta Kappa just announced its newly elected members at Barnard, so be sure to give them big hugs/ high-fives/ whatever you think is appropriate. We’ve included a picture of the list on the right, but […]
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GSSC Gets Spooktacular

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  • it's called fashion
  • newsflash: people love free candy
  • no drama this week guys and gals
  • short and sweet
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Here’s What To Listen To On Columbia Radio Stations

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  • bop to the top
  • i feel like quite a few bwoggers hv been rejected from wbar
  • i know i have
  • love the south asian rep
  • the people have spoken
  • wbar
  • wkcr
  • wonder why my bob ross wbar show was rejected...
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Columbia Things To Send To Your Friends At Other Schools

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  • christmas present ideas
  • columbia care packages
  • for the first time in two weeks i had ferris pasta and it was actually good
  • my roommates and i agreed to send each other care packages bc our families aren't
  • ship all columbia sad boys out
  • unpopular opinion: i love pigeons
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Drunk And Poetic Encounters At Appletree Deli

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  • Bold Beautiful Broke af
  • bwog gets poetic? and deep?
  • i have spent at least $500 in that goddamn deli
  • keep shakin
  • law student where u @
  • mom I promise I don't get drunk all the time
  • tex mex over jack jack any day
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What Qualifies Someone To Be Added To A Barnard Student’s “Columbia Boys I Trust” List?

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  • but do cc/seas students have barnard girls i trust lists
  • bwog gets sappy
  • bwog loves virginia woolf
  • columbia boys i trust - more like colmbia boys who know how to navigate the diana
  • other side of the street
  • tbt to when a friend said 'i thought we wouldn't be friends any more after barnard students got swipe access to jj's'
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Bwoglines: It’s November Edition

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  • can't believe it's already nov
  • listen.. i used to watch house of cards i dont think i can anymore tho ....
  • pinch and a punch for the first of the month
  • reminder: send ur parents a midweek hello and tell them the pg version of ur halloweekend
  • stay safe everyone
  • to end october i give u my friend's eureka moment about scarecrows
  • wish there was happier midweek news
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Faculty Write Letter Of Support For Disciplined Students

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  • disciplinary action
  • justice
  • katherine franke
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The Ninety-Five Theses, Revisited

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  • free speech is so complex here
  • fuck indulgences though amiright
  • hey britt are you proud of us
  • nobody talk to me I need to procrastinate
  • the ninety five theses
  • where art thou clit

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