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Mad Libs: Lit Hum and CC

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 1 Comments

Writing essays is a skill that Bwog just doesn’t have time to develop. So here is our go-to guide for spitting out grade B (we hope) midterm exam essays for your two favorite courses. Just fill in the blanks and watch your professor’s boredom grow.  Literature Humanities: This passage, from (old white guy’s last name) […]
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SGA: Desserts Is Stressed Spelled Backwards

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 2 Comments

Hey, remember that time last week when SGA showed up at your door with desserts? Remember how you had to fill out that Google form to place your order? SGA read every last one of them and spent Monday’s meeting identifying trends in your responses. Bold Barnard Bwogger Lauren Beltrone was on the scene. If […]
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RoomHop: The Bro Château

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 16 Comments

“The government may be shutdown, but the Bro Chateau isn’t!” Bwog recently made a couple of weekend visits to the Bro Château, a popular EC townhouse which is becoming known for its themed get-togethers. As always, if you find a room that you think should be hopped, send it to tips@bwog.com. Their most recent event, […]
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ESC: The Changes They Are A-Comin’

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 3 Comments

Reporting on all things rolling in the deep, Bwogtastic reporter Keenan Albee brings you the latest behind the SEAS action. This week ESC was graced by the presence of SEAS Vice Dean Kachani and, not surprisingly, the meeting was chock-full of big announcements. But if a curriculum change isn’t enough to get you all hot […]
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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 2 Comments

Where Art Thou? An existential cry for help? An accusation on a phone with bad service? Or an attempt to recreate a play made hundreds of years ago? Madysen Luebke answers all these questions and more with your weekly dose of all events artsy. If you know of any art-related events, send them in to […]
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There She Is, Miss America

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 8 Comments

Why is New Jersey called “The Garden State”? Because it’s too hard to fit “Oil and Petrochemical Refinery State” on a license plate? There she is, Miss America, taking pictures with your Columbia professors. Bwog was tipped the following: “English professor Molly Murray went to a dinner at the mayor’s house, sat by Miss America, got […]
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Bwoglines: The Give and Take

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 0 Comments

The take: A child had his enormous pumpkin stolen. IT’S THE GREAT PUMPKIN. (Huffington Post) The give: New movie theaters with three screens are coming your way. (Dvice) The take: Sailors have noticed that the “ocean is broken.” This is why we can’t have nice things.(The Herald) The give: Banksy is really cool. And sometimes makes people […]
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Party Testimonial: GenderFuck

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 14 Comments

Because homecoming and parent’s weekend are really the best time to take off your clothes and grind with your classmates, Bwog brings you another party testimonial: GenderFuck! Want to tell Momma Bwog about your crazy weekend? Email us at tips@bwog.com or use our anonymous tip form. I learned three things this weekend: Alcohol makes GenderFuck better, […]
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Bwog’s Midterms Playlist

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 4 Comments

Bwog was wondering: What do you watch or listen to when you go into an exam knowing you’ll fail? Here’s how we pump ourselves up in anticipation of failure, when we’ve really just got to say “fuck it, we’re doing it live.” “The World’s Greatest” by R. Kelly “You Make My Dreams Come True” by Hall […]
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Bwog Reviews: Kill Your Darlings

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 10 Comments

As you may or may not be aware, Columbia was a major hub of the Beat poetry movement, that is if you believe the plaque about Jack Kerouac in the Hartley sky lounge. Daniel Radcliffe shot a movie about the Beats on our campus, and the result, Kill Your Darlings, is now in wide release. […]
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Free Food And Schmoozing (Psst, Seniors Only)

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 4 Comments

If you’re not a freshman, sophomore, or junior, you can get free food tonight! From 7:30 to 10:00 tonight, seniors can get eat, drink, and be merry with Dean Valentini in Lerner Party Space at the Senior Fund Giving Day Kickoff—your dream come true! Eat Dino BBQ, drink beer, and talk about Columbia University’s 2nd […]
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The But Commandments

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 6 Comments

BUTLER called out from Floor 9 , and He called Bwog to the top of the mountain. Then But spoke all these words, saying: I. Thou shalt use thine headphones for any and all media playing, lest thou shouldest disturb other studiers. Thus thou shalt do, unless thou happenest to be listening to The Eye […]
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Houses & Homes: Colorado

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  • no med card needed
  • sand dune sand dude
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Packing Playlist 2017

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  • fuck your ivy league sweater
  • go ahead everybody judge this playlist
  • i secretly love frank sinatra
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  • playlist
  • see you soon
  • theres so many songs about new york eek
  • we all know how much amara loves playlists
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Shake Shack To Open In Morningside Heights This Wednesday

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  • also wait jj's doesn't even have cheese fries or alcohol
  • can you imagine living above a fucking shake shack
  • cheese fries
  • get cheese fries in our belliessssss
  • jj's is gonna be open 24/7!!!!!!
  • one of our commenters said ollie's was involved in trafficking?
  • shake shack
  • surprise!
  • tbt ollie's
  • though we have brought alcohol into jj's before
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Houses And Homes: Melbourne

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  • gonna miss our parents cleaning things when we have to look after our own shit in 110 next year
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  • land down under
  • we could really go for some dumplings rn
  • wherever you are it probably is not (literally) cooler than this
  • wish it was winter here tbh
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How To Win NSOP 2017

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  • an important event not in this post: underground tour
  • how many bears are on bear mountain
  • if you don't decorate every statue on campus with glow sticks you're doing the glow stick party wrong
  • literally lit... get it
  • not to sound like a grandma but why does everything have to be an app now
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  • rush bwog 2017
  • we had to download multiple apps for this
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Houses And Homes: Manhattan, Still

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  • hills inside cities is just a crazy idea
  • hope everyone else went somewhere fun
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  • none of my friends care about revolutionary war tidbits so i'm making you all suffer instead
  • tbh I spend more time at work
  • the toilet broke my first night here its like a real grown-up experience
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Packing With Bwog: Things You Can’t Forget For Your First Year At Columbia

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  • carman hall it gets a LOT better
  • class of 2021
  • get that damn fake id
  • miss you courtney
  • miss you joe
  • nsloppyyyyyy
  • nsop 2017
  • packing
  • RIP CANNONS
  • rush bwog
  • rushbwog
  • thank titty for our second fake
  • trust us
  • what are the first yrs gonna do without cannons though?
  • yung bagel
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Did Shake Shack Kill Ollie’s?: A Conspiracy Theory

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  • bwog conspiracy theory
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  • i'll have a shake shack shake after every boxing class next semester
  • rip in peace ollie's
  • this is just banter don't take it seriously
  • very excited to see pictures of shake shack's progress
  • we love u shake shack
  • y$

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