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Campus Sex Club: Part Two

By Bwog Staff on Mar 29, 2014 7 Comments

Bwog’s resident porn expert Busty Macmillions continues her analysis of Campus Sex Club, a soft-core porn novel set at Columbia in the ’60s and written by an alum. Read Part One. Trigger warning for dubious consent, misogyny, rape culture, etc. When we last left our horny narrator, Jeff, his new friend Chuck the asshole Speccie […]

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Found Poetry: “Dragon Rights”

By Bwog Staff on Mar 29, 2014 1 Comments

In the depths of Butler 210, a menage of book titles begged to be sculpted into a magnificent poem. It’s like they knew it was (almost) National Poetry Month! The claws of my son, A long black dragon, Divide rice by memory. Those perilous hands and my Memories on reform are Today’s revolution against Dragons […]

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Key Issues, Pee Issues

By Bwog Staff on Mar 29, 2014 12 Comments

In the heat of CCSC campaign madness, the candidates are plastering posters on every available surface. Even the bathroom stalls–the one place you thought was yours. Viv and Ben (CC ’16) have an interesting campaign platform to promote. Although it raises the question: where is the gender equality in this proposal? Urinal headrests, liberty, and […]

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Overseen: Sk8er on Uris Statue

By Bwog Staff on Mar 29, 2014 5 Comments

At midnight a few nights ago some daredevil made that weird corkscrew statue in front of Uris into his personal skate ramp and sent us the evidence. Some minor research reveals it is called Curl which is super clever. There’s a lot of dexterity going on in this photo; color us impressed.

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Bwoglines: Going Global Edition

By Bwog Staff on Mar 29, 2014 0 Comments

England and Wales hop on the slowly but steadily moving marriage equality bandwagon. (BBC) No need to fear: that Turkish Twitter account you surely follow is going to survive. (Belfast Telegraph) An ideal solution to having to interact with other humans. Plus, you’ll look super cool wearing it. (The Ledger) PrezBo touted diversity at the University of […]

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Screw The Stacks

By Bwog Staff on Mar 28, 2014 5 Comments

We heard about a sexpert, a master of hooking up in our favorite library, so we joined him for a personal tour of the sexiest spots in Butler. Bwog and the legend—let’s call him “Jerry” to get the “BJ” effect in the dialogue— met in Butler’s majestic lobby, shook hands, and got down to business. Bwog: […]

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Rising Sophomore Housing Quiz

By Bwog Staff on Mar 28, 2014 0 Comments

Bwog knows that picking a dorm can be a stressful activity for freshmen (or “rising sophomores” in Housing terminology). We’ve created a quick quiz to help you figure out which dorm is right for you. Enjoy!

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Architectural Appreciation: Schermerhorn

By Bwog Staff on Mar 28, 2014 3 Comments

Artur Renault did what many would consider a self-destructive act. He went deep inside Schermerhorn for fun. The results of this mad expedition are laid before you. From the outside, it looks pretty normal. It almost beckons you to go inside. “Come in, I’m just like Havemeyer or Dodge, or any other brick building with […]

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Student Input, Really?

By Bwog Staff on Mar 28, 2014 2 Comments

You, too, can have input on our new Dean of Undergraduate Student Affairs, according to an email just sent out by Deantini and Dean Boyce. Win the lottery, abide by “confidentiality requirements,” and help Storbeck and PrezBo narrow it down next Tuesday and Friday. The academic headhunters Storbeck/Pimentel and Associates began the search to replace Ke$ho (and interim dean Terry […]

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SGA: Safety, SJP, Elections

By Bwog Staff on Mar 28, 2014 1 Comments

Monday’s SGA meeting was hands-down the most intense meeting of the school year—so intense that Barnard Bureau Chief Lauren Beltrone had to record it so she wouldn’t miss a beat. If you want to read the part about Columbia Students for Justice in Palestine, skip to the fourth paragraph. There were three distinctive chunks of […]

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Teddy Takes Manhattan

By Bwog Staff on Mar 28, 2014 1 Comments

Today is the last day to buy tickets for Columbia’s very own TEDx Conference that is happening tomorrow at 10 am in Low. The focus of this year’s event is “Why commit?” It’s a vague question that has wide-ranging consequences to be explored by star-studded speakers. Impressive attendees include Olympians Sasha Cohen and Tim Morehouse, […]

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Bacchanal Tries To Fix Things

By Bwog Staff on Mar 28, 2014 9 Comments

Battle of the Bands is canceled, but in brighter news The Bacchanal Executive Board is starting to leak some information. Most significantly the headliner will be announced April 1st. Read below for the full press release. We regret the missteps that led to the cancellation of this year’s Battle of the Bands, which was supposed to […]

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Requiem For The Barnard Dad Hats

Betsy Ladyzhets 1

barnard dad hats
barnard store
does jj abrams know? does he treasure what he has???
JJ Abrams
sure we could order similar hats off customink ourselves but it wouldn't be the same
tbt to when everyone was obsessed with hamilton

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Blue Shift’s Arts & Astros Announcement

Idris O'Neill 3

blue shift
listening to my space playlist as i type this
me: suddenly an astrophysics major
space
the final frontier and all that jj abrams wya

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Bwoglines: This One Is For The STEM Majors Edition

Idris O'Neill 0

bad bwitches on me
bad bwitches only
if ur doing math econ u get double representation
in honor of me being a physics major after seeing a wrinkle in time
repping econ as part of STEM
science technology economics and math

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Your CCSC And ESC Candidates Have Been Announced

Isabel Sepúlveda 0

candidate announcement
ccsc elections
esc elections
i'm a freshman i don't know how elections work
seasus take the wheel almost made me cry
tag yourself as a seas political party

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M2M Is Moving South

Lucy Danger 3

first nussbaum and now this!!!
is hmart to blame?
m2m
moving south for the late winter?
we can only assume finn will be in mourning when he gets back to nyc

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A Day Spent In The Lerner Computer Lab: People-Watching And Procrastinating

Jake Tibbetts 0

glad the banana was recovered i was worried
the man laughing at the log in screen is all of us
the world has so much to offer
this is why we should all get out of butler occasionally
who would win in a fight: tim hortons or dunkin donuts?

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Appreciation Post For The Sun

Zack Abrams 0

i love the sun
it's never sunny in pupin
never thought I'd be doing this again
never thought i'd say this but marco rubio had a good idea

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Save Your Sanity (And Your GPA) And P/D/F That Class

Isabel Sepúlveda 0

academic calendar
can i p/d/f uwriting please
if you're even thinking about it you should probably do it
reminder your gpa doesn't really matter but we all care about it anyway
you can always uncover it later

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