Midterms are over. Papers are done. You’re either getting as far from campus as possible, hankering down in your dorm room for an extended nap, or already wildly drunk. Whatever you’re doing this spring break, you need to get a ton of sleep – and we’ve created this handy quiz to help you figure out […]
It’s that time of the year again: major declaration. For those of you who can’t wait until your entry on the all-knowing Directory is updated, and thus put weight on your studies—this one’s for you. Choose your own adventure below, and see if it matches up to the major that you (hopefully) have declared by […]
Some people would say that going to Columbia is all about dealing with authority structures. The advent of winter is only reinforcing this point, driving us deeper and deeper into the unfeeling embraces of our campus hideaway spots while our administration cheers about some northern land called “Manhattanville.” But how well do you actually actually know […]
Believe it or not, every Wien room comes with its own sink—and at least one has its own stand-alone toilet. But, like Columbia students, not all sinks are created equal. Were you to become a sink today, perhaps due to hormonal fluctuations or a muttered (but binding) curse, would you be a good one? Who […]
Everyone says that getting a lot of sleep is crucial to scoring well on exams—but when you’ve got four tests in one week, the concept just seems impossible. Luckily for you, Bwog has created a helpful quiz that will help you determine how you can manage (or, what you need to sacrifice) to get yourself […]
Listen, we’re not on a high horse here. Campus media has a lot of problems. And you have problems too! So which of us do you most resemble? Answers to this quiz include Spectator, Spectrum, Bwog (that’s us!), The Fed, The Lion, and a special mystery response. Try to find them all!