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BwogSex: Copulating in the Crypt

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 8 Comments

Some of you more cultured Bwoggers may have heard of this thing called Columbia Admirers. The on-again, off-again, on-again (limited time offer) Facebook page has been the subject of many anonymous confessions and declarations of “dat ass.” Today BwogSex and Columbia Admirers brings you a story of daring heroics and steamy finishes. As always, send in any and all […]

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How Hard Is Your…Paper?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 6 Comments

In honor of all the papers being written this week (inb4 SEAS complaints—we know, we know! You’re working much harder than all of us combined!) paired together with the extreme thirst apparent on CU Admirers, let’s talk about sex. We’ve already determined how CC and LitHum authors are in bed, but how about us lowly […]

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Actual Wisdom: Bruce Robbins

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 7 Comments

For today’s Actual Wisdom, we have Bruce Robbins, of previous and expansive Bwog fame. You know it’s a good sign when they already have a Bwog tag to their name. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: Justify my existence? Can’t be done. When people all around me are getting stonewalled or downsized, why […]

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Primal Scream for Noobs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 1 Comments

If all you wanna do is scream, here’s how to do it. Reposted for your auditory pleasure, the extra-comprehensive guide on letting it loose. Finals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for noobs: If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the […]

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Drawing a Blank

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 82 Comments

Update, 8:30 pm Parida sends us this follow-up message to you, dear readers, to clarify your questions/concerns/finals-induced-rants: “Hey guys this was a joke. I turned it in and then turned in a real assignment afterwards. Good luck on your finals. Don’t do what you thought I did. That would be bad.” Parida, CC ’15, submitted four […]

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Senior Wisdom: Kendall Tucker

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 16 Comments

Name, Hometown, School: Kendall Hope Tucker, Sudbury Massachusetts, Columbia College Claim to fame? President of the Roosevelt Institute, perpetual freshman, person who won’t stop gloating about the Red Sox Where are you going? Home with a few stops on the way! First Israel, then DC for a few months (where I’ll be working at a start-up tech firm). […]

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Day In The Life: Staffer Drinks All Of The Water

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 15 Comments

For the next couple of days Bwog will be unrolling our daily schedules to give the ED admits to the Class of 2018 a slightly…different…view of the typical Columbian. Up today, another anonymous staffer details her usual Sunday. 1:02 pm: Roll out of bed and vow never to drink again. I chug an entire Nalgene of water […]

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Bwog Got Its Own TLC Show

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 0 Comments

We all know that everyone is scraping along those final dollars until you go home and make your parents buy your coffee for you subsidize your spending needs. Also, it can be a little embarrassing to go home to mom and only bring home a couple disappointing C’s and new notches on your belt. To […]

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Bwog In Bed: The Last Lazy Sunday

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 0 Comments

After last night’s “snowstorm” revelries, we invite you all to crawl into bed with us for a few more minutes on this last lazy Sunday of the year. You’re so close to the end of finals you can taste it. There’s still studying and essay writing to be done, but that can all wait for […]

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College Walk Archetypes: Chain-Smoking Intellectual

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

Remember the glory of Butler Archetypes? We missed them on Bwog so we’re bringing them back with an eye for College Walk (and being incredibly liberal in our definition of “College Walk” such that it basically constitutes anything between Butler and Low). First up, we asked Features Editor Alexander Pines to give us the chain-smoking […]

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An Orgo Virgin Walks Into 209…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 24 Comments

At the last Bwog meeting, we asked who wanted to review Orgo Night. Elizabeth Self asked “What’s Orgo Night?” We responded, “Don’t worry about it just show up to Butler 209 at 11:30 pm.” So for you this semester we have two accounts of Orgo Night: from an Orgo virgin and a more, uh, experienced […]

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Sophomore Year Checklist: Shouldn’t You Be Good At This By Now?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 2 Comments

Sophomores have a year of college under their collective belts already but that doesn’t mean they are suddenly wise. They just screw up in slightly more sophisticated and shameful ways than freshman year. Maybe it’s a learning experience? Or maybe sophomore year is just a little bit miserable. Bwog is rooting for you. The Slump […]

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Field Notes: Thanksgiving Break Edition

Thomas Saenz 0

currently in butler on the 6th floor if you wanna holla @ me
field notes
hi mom I know you're reading this
I miss in-n-out now
making lots of memories
thanksgiving break
the first thing my grandmother said when she saw me was I lost weight lmaoo
you speak England well

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Why The Stacks Close So Early

Youngweon Lee 1

columbia library (as in the whole library system) is one of the biggest libraries in the nation by the number of books in possession did you know
isnt it wild that there is literally one full time staffer at night in the entire library
ms mrkich also said some students might go all 4 years without checking out a single book and i think that's a huge fuckin loss
no shenanigans in the stacks pls
personally i dont understand why yall would wanna be in the stacks that late lol
stacks safety
thank you ms mrkich for the interview!

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Bwoglines: Welcome Back From Break Edition

Thomas Saenz 0

bwog condemns abandoning drinks
if you don't know how to use coursework by November I'm sorry sweaty
knowing finals is 3 weeks away makes me want to cry
sexual harassment isn't a fucking partisan issue everyone needs to react and condemn it
the struggle is real rn
titanic headass
trust fund babies
we love nyc's shitty infrastructure
what do you do with a problem like syria

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Bwog Gives Thanks

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friends family & felines
thankful for international students who can't go home for this break
thankful for that one prof who never says anything about us dozing off in seminar
thankful for the armchairs in lerner 510
thankful for the fact that break starts on wednesday this year
thanksgiving
we're thankful for our readers!
yes succulents count as people

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How To Turkey Drop It Like It’s Hot

Abby Rubel 0

gobble gobble why dont you love me tyrone
gobble gobblez because i want to have stacks sex but youre all the way in cornell
happy fucksgiving
is time real
turkey BYE

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SGA Learns What Barnard Does With Our Money

Dassi Karp 0

barnard fundraising
bertberg
bye shoshana
happy thanksgiving everyone
noah's ark
nobody mentioned across the street
peer institutions
snaps for evie
snaps for snaps
super smash bros
tuition hikes
unanimous votes abound
what will happen to lefrak
what will we actually call the milstein center

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ESC Channels The Spirit Of Thanksgiving By Holding A Short And Non-Contentious Meeting

Finn Klauber 0

engineering student council
esc
glad that Izzet reads this at least
I was once told an off the record update and I had no idea why it was supposed to be secret
not a lot going on yesterday
off the record
really gotta wonder what's so great about these COI meetings
short esc
smh at these lack of discussion topics

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Give Us Your Wise, Your Witty, Your Senior Wisdom Nominations

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anonymous words of wisdom
bwog needs you
enlighten us seniors!
nominate meryl streep
nominations that aren't political
pls only people who are graduating this semester - last fall so many people messed this up
politics is dead
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2017
still want to know if beilock would choose oral sex or cheese

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