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Primal Scream for Noobs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 1 Comments

If all you wanna do is scream, here’s how to do it. Reposted for your auditory pleasure, the extra-comprehensive guide on letting it loose. Finals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for noobs: If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the […]

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Drawing a Blank

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 82 Comments

Update, 8:30 pm Parida sends us this follow-up message to you, dear readers, to clarify your questions/concerns/finals-induced-rants: “Hey guys this was a joke. I turned it in and then turned in a real assignment afterwards. Good luck on your finals. Don’t do what you thought I did. That would be bad.” Parida, CC ’15, submitted four […]

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Senior Wisdom: Kendall Tucker

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 16 Comments

Name, Hometown, School: Kendall Hope Tucker, Sudbury Massachusetts, Columbia College Claim to fame? President of the Roosevelt Institute, perpetual freshman, person who won’t stop gloating about the Red Sox Where are you going? Home with a few stops on the way! First Israel, then DC for a few months (where I’ll be working at a start-up tech firm). […]

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Day In The Life: Staffer Drinks All Of The Water

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 15 Comments

For the next couple of days Bwog will be unrolling our daily schedules to give the ED admits to the Class of 2018 a slightly…different…view of the typical Columbian. Up today, another anonymous staffer details her usual Sunday. 1:02 pm: Roll out of bed and vow never to drink again. I chug an entire Nalgene of water […]

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Bwog Got Its Own TLC Show

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 0 Comments

We all know that everyone is scraping along those final dollars until you go home and make your parents buy your coffee for you subsidize your spending needs. Also, it can be a little embarrassing to go home to mom and only bring home a couple disappointing C’s and new notches on your belt. To […]

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Bwog In Bed: The Last Lazy Sunday

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 0 Comments

After last night’s “snowstorm” revelries, we invite you all to crawl into bed with us for a few more minutes on this last lazy Sunday of the year. You’re so close to the end of finals you can taste it. There’s still studying and essay writing to be done, but that can all wait for […]

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College Walk Archetypes: Chain-Smoking Intellectual

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

Remember the glory of Butler Archetypes? We missed them on Bwog so we’re bringing them back with an eye for College Walk (and being incredibly liberal in our definition of “College Walk” such that it basically constitutes anything between Butler and Low). First up, we asked Features Editor Alexander Pines to give us the chain-smoking […]

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An Orgo Virgin Walks Into 209…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 24 Comments

At the last Bwog meeting, we asked who wanted to review Orgo Night. Elizabeth Self asked “What’s Orgo Night?” We responded, “Don’t worry about it just show up to Butler 209 at 11:30 pm.” So for you this semester we have two accounts of Orgo Night: from an Orgo virgin and a more, uh, experienced […]

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Sophomore Year Checklist: Shouldn’t You Be Good At This By Now?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 2 Comments

Sophomores have a year of college under their collective belts already but that doesn’t mean they are suddenly wise. They just screw up in slightly more sophisticated and shameful ways than freshman year. Maybe it’s a learning experience? Or maybe sophomore year is just a little bit miserable. Bwog is rooting for you. The Slump […]

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Actual Wisdom: Richard Pious

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

It’s the weekend! Our suggestion to you on this snowy Saturday is to forgo Butler and curl up in your bed by the window to do your studying as the snow falls. To help you along the path to enlightenment, we bring you the wisdom of Richard Pious, who’s “just a humble professor.” Justify your […]

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Actual Quote: “I sat on Lee Bollinger’s bed and was watching football on TV.”

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

Before Bollinger was president of Columbia, he was president of Michigan. And despite the way he left—setting off a not-minor kerfluffle at UMich by leaving right after averring that he had no intention to leave—PrezBo left his mark on UMich. See, at right, PrezBo at a house party he hosted after a huge UMich football […]

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Day In The Life: Sophomore Calls Mom, Double Dates

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 15 Comments

Continuing our welcome of the Early Decision admits to the Class of 2018, Bwog presents Saturday Daily Editor Britt Fossum’s typical Saturday. 8:30 am: Woken up by Skype noises coming from an open computer. It was left open because I fell asleep fully dressed at 9 PM the night before waiting for a friend to […]

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Bwog In Bed: Midweek Misery Edition

Megan Ka Wei Chew 0

another barnard friend didn't realise lefrak used to be a gym... like have u seen the ground
do i regret quoting a horrible vine........... most definitely
my barnard friend literally said whats lefrak yesterday
pomegranates aren't pulpous but i think they'd do well
would def roll around in some banana

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Columbia Announces Fall 2017 Phi Beta Kappa Inductees

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academic excellence
can any of these seniors help us ace our exams though
columbia pbk
congrats
pbk

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Bwog Reviews: It’s A White XMAS!

Bwog Staff 0

all of the innuendos were perf
bwog is serious sometimes
bwog reviews
christmas is so capitalist
crack your nuts
Everybody was so talented
feminism makes me happy
is it because i'm a woman
obama references
seriously though there is a growing lack of diversity in theatre
shoutout to the pit! the brass section killed it!!
snowflake was me
we weren't drunk enough for this show
XMAS!12
yay for corporations

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SGA And Res Life Face Off

Dassi Karp 1

barely any snaps today
barnard res life
happy hannukah though!
heyo
I literally only speak to my RA when we have floor meetings
just let me invite people over
millenial pink
RA's
sga
sign ins
sorry i'm frustrated

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New Orgo Night Posters

Sarah Dahl 7

cumb
kind of don't get some of these tbh
marching band
praying this happens in butler 209
round 2 of orgo night posters
tamer than usual
the CUCR ones are the best
why does ann thornton have a war on fun?

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Announcement: Stressbusters In Butler Tonight

Roberta Rhyse 0

columbia cares
everyone is more miserable than usual
flu season
free stuff is good
free stuff is life
free stuff makes me happy
mentioned free three times yay ocd
merch also makes me happy
self care is important

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Bwog In Bed: The Unlicensed Advice Edition

Roberta Rhyse 0

Bwog helps you with life
finals are here
glasshouse deserves a grammy
I am not qualified to give advice
I will never leave my bed
i'm actually in bed
is it to late to go to office hours
jessie ware is a babe
My GPA is shit
trust me

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Field Notes: Week Before Finals Edition

Thomas Saenz 0

currently dying in the stacks on floor 11 come say hi
honestly fuck the mta always but for real fuck the mta during the snow
I know that I'll hate the snow come February though
I want food now
It was my first time seeing snow and it was so exciting
never been to max soha
off-brand nutella
warning: wholesome vs not so wholesome based on personal opinion
wholesome? we fuck with that

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