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Ménage à Bwog: Infernal Confessions

By Bwog Staff on Jan 29, 2014 5 Comments

While patrolling the Rare Book & Manuscript Library, Bwog happened upon correspondence between Saint Augustine and Dante Aligheri. This is not what you learned in LitHum, ye tender first-years. Read on, but only if you dare for an adventure of love, sex…and actually yeah, mostly just sex. My Dear Lover and Savior, Dante, I have […]

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Free Food! and Being a Good Person

By Bwog Staff on Jan 29, 2014 0 Comments

If you are interested in volunteering opportunities through Columbia organizations, be sure to drop by Community Impact’s 32nd Annual Spring Open House. Community Impact is a nonprofit serving disadvantaged people in the Morningside Heights community. They are an umbrella organization for multiple community service groups at Columbia University, which collectively serve 8,000 people each year. Their […]

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Senior Fund Comes A-Knocking

By Bwog Staff on Jan 29, 2014 6 Comments

Class of 2014, have you finished paying off your school loans? Not yet you say? Well come to this years Spring Semester Senior Fund Kickoff anyways so that you can “give back to Columbia College.” Columbia College Senior Fund 2014 is being held tonight at 7:30pm at the Columbia Alumni Center. At the event, Dean Valentini will be speaking about the 3-2-1 […]

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SAC and Columbia Democrats Seek Community-Sourced Reform of Sexual Assault Policy

By Bwog Staff on Jan 29, 2014 3 Comments

Bwog sent Features Editor Alexander Pines to get the scoop on recent Dems and USenate activism on campus. Here’s his report. Following up on their October 9th petition to increase transparency in Columbia’s reporting of sexual assault and other gender-based misconduct, the Columbia Democrats, in association with several other student groups as part of the Coalition Against […]

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ESC: We’re Running Out of SEAS Puns

By Bwog Staff on Jan 29, 2014 0 Comments

Bwogger Keenan Albee went to ESC’s first meeting of the semester. He ate way too much greasy pizza there. But don’t worry about that, just read the summary. The tables were strewn with pizzas with care, in hopes that ESC soon would be there. And they were. And they ate them. And then everyone spoke […]

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PSA: The LLC Exists

By Bwog Staff on Jan 29, 2014 10 Comments

It has come to our attention that the majority of the class of 2017 is not aware that they are about to get screwed by the housing process. To a greater or lesser degree, your housing next year is going to be, shall we just say, less than excellent. While some come to love the […]

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PrezBo Releases Statement On Sexual Assault

By Bwog Staff on Jan 29, 2014 24 Comments

Update (1/30, 1:15 pm): Several deans, including Dean Valentini, Dean Boyce, Dean Awn, and Dean Martinez, emailed a statement to Barnard and Columbia undergraduates this afternoon. It’ll be under the jump. Update (9:50 am): Debora Spar, President of Barnard College, emailed a statement to Barnard College. Find it after the jump as well. At 9 am […]

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Bwoglines: Just SparkNote It Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 29, 2014 0 Comments

The State of the Union happened yesterday, and it probably means a lot of things to a lot of people. (NY Times) Scientists have spent lots of money to learn that jellyfish will in fact eat peanut butter. That’s about all there is to it. (GrindTV) Pope Francis made the cover of Rolling Stone. This is […]

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Things Barnard Could Not Have Heard

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2014 12 Comments

So we all knew that Frederick Augustus Porter Barnard revitalized Columbia’s School of Mines, but did you know that he also founded Columbia’s School of Mimes? Just kidding, not really, but he was actually deaf. According to Professor James C Egbert, who knew him when he was President of Columbia: He was very deaf, and […]

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What’s In A Name?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2014 5 Comments

It has recently come to Bwog’s attention that the awkward little area between Hartley and Wallach has a name, and that name is the Taint Gate. WikiCU quotes the administration as saying the name comes from the fact that the area “T’aint part of Hartley and t’aint part of Wallach.” However, if they were trying to […]

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Remember When The Roster on CourseWorks Was A Thing?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2014 12 Comments

Because it’s that magical time of the year when Bwog wants to make sure we know at least one kid in our massive Russian lit lecture (what? Don’t hate on Tolstoy), we sent Features Editor Alexander Pines to CourseWorks-land in order to find out why your roster page likely has nothing but grey faces. Here’s […]

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A Liberal Arts College for Adorable Dogs

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2014 2 Comments

Remember that time your aunt/uncle/extended-family-member-who-doesn’t-really-care-about-you asked you how you were doing at “Bernard”? Trick question. The answer is “That has literally never not happened.” Well, the College itself has been a victim of the same ignorance, on a sign on some scaffolding on Milbank: Barnard replied to the tweet: Nope, still Barnard! The scaffolding company […]

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#TBT To When Columbia Basketball Won The Ivy League

Abby Rubel 0

#tbt
Bwog does sports
bworts
can't believe spec didn't used to shill for athletics
please repeat this history
tbt to when columbia basketball didn't break our hearts
the tall guy in the middle reminds me of conor voss

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Science Wisdom: Finding Research On Campus Edition

Bwog Staff 1

bwog science
good luck
if you found this article useful please acknowledge bwog as a co-author in your next paper k thanks
lots of opportunities way up on 168th street if you know what i mean (thats the medical school campus)
putting mowsh bio knowledge to practical use
we can't emphasize this enough: personalize your emails!

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Bwoglines: Fast Food Musical Edition

Isabel Sepúlveda 1

bwoglines: good news edition?
hot take: german is a beautiful language
if you pronounce chile and chili the same i automatically hate you
poptropica hot takes are superior to political hot takes
trump's labor nominee was the carl's jr. ceo but you know what but the musical is cool okay

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GSSC Works Out

Alex Tang 0

a budget for a krispy kreme donut giveaway was also approved last night
gssc
i think the last time i did a pushup was in high school pe
it's about time to start working on that summer bod
seriously can't wait for the summer
so down for sun-tanning

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Bwog Asked: Are You Happy With Your Schedule?

Bwog Staff 0

bwog (ass)ked
bwog asked
comment below about your own schedule
lab at 9am equals time to die
lol at the dude on medical leave
no but it is what it is: mood
schedule
the person i spoke with verbatim said Fat Nap
this is a highly scientific experiment

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The Definitive Statistical Analysis Of Columbia Buy/Sell Memes

Zack Abrams 5

do you know how long it takes to animate a scatterplot when you dont know any html
i was up until 6am on friday working on this
respect my blood sweat and css
this took me so long
well DO YOU

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Other Things To Buy Instead Of A Canada Goose

Bwog Staff 1

bwop tart
get a nice overcoat instead you get way more compliments trust me
i love spending money and theyre so much money
i've probably eaten 300 koronet slices this semester alone
when an econ major gets on edge do they get Canada Goosebumps?

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Bwoglines: State of Our Union

Zack Abrams 0

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? ask them to pronounce 'unionized'
i know my grammy takes are late
jay z was also robbed but beyonce forgave him so how much luck can he have left
kendrick was also robbed
sza and lorde were robbed
unions; get it

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