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Desperately Seeking: The Marching Band’s Porno

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 14 Comments

Bwog has received the most…scintillating….tip that the Columbia University Marching Band is shooting an amateur pornography video for submission to the annual HUMP! festival. Characters as diverse as tubas, oboes, and *accordions* may be appropriated as anatomical substitutions for their sick, sick pleasure. If you know what we mean. In response to our frantic inquiries, […]

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BREAKING: Update on Police and Motorcycle Activity

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 14 Comments

If you have no idea what’s going on around Amsterdam and 113th right now, read our earlier post first. New updates: Multiple police barricades are set up around Amsterdam An NYPD helicopter has been sighted (and heard) roaming the skies. Bikers are coming up from Brooklyn and Queens to join the group. According to this group, […]

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The Conspiracy Theorist: Enter the But(t)

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

Hello again, legion of Bwog. It is once again safe for me to cease radio silence and let you in on the truth behind the lies. Blue Cheetah here with another hair-rising, tail-twitching, haunch-trembling discovery. My recent intel about Pupin Plaza may have been shocking, but get ready for a true revelation. This time I […]

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2Girls1Snack: Sweet Tea

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

Bwoggers Elizabeth Self and Lorna Hale, the two halves to Bwog’s Tastebuds, bring you their latest 2Girls1Snack adventure: Sweet Tea. Just drink and forget. Nantucket Nectars “Half & Half,” $1.79 An amusingly alliterative title does not a delicious drink make. We didn’t know that lemonade came in “brown.” This tasted like mislabeled lemonade and looked […]

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Public Safety Advisory: Motorcycle Rally

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 10 Comments

Update: Here’s what actually happened, with photos. Apparently one of the motorcycle drivers in the crash and subsequent assault on the Henry Hudson Parkway last Sunday is being treated at St. Luke’s Hospital. Prepare for a bumpy ride. Public Safety Friends, I am writing to inform you that we are in receipt of information that there may […]

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Free Flu Shots!

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 3 Comments

Notice everyone around you getting sick? Have hundreds of pages to read, and can’t afford to spend the day in bed? Go get your free flu vaccine from Columbia Health. They’ll be having “flu fairs” throughout October in convenient locations such as: The 6th floor of the International Affairs Building October 10th, 11am-2pm Jerome Greene Hall […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

Midterms already getting you down? Don’t worry we got you covered. Madysen Luebke, one of Bwog’s Arts Editors, has created this list of arts-related events to perk up you. Submit arts events you know of to events@bwog.com. All Weekend Columbia School of the Arts Theatre Presents The WASPS, a play by Dianne Nora. It’ll be […]

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PSA: Get on top of Barnard

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 1 Comments

Apparently Dean Hinkson and Barnard’s Student Government Association have opened the roof of the Diana Center from 12:00-2pm today. That’s right, you are actually allowed to go on the roof. So hop on this intrepid sit-outsiders. Enjoy the weather. And don’t forget to thank your friendly SGA. Their first town hall is this Thursday, 6-8pm, […]

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Ask Bwog: Beer At Rite Aid

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 0 Comments

In today’s edition of Ask Bwog, we help you buy beer (or not buy beer) from the unlikeliest of sources. If you have any questions about anything, email tips@bwog.com or use our anonymous tip form. Dear Bwog, It was 1 am on a Saturday night (Sunday morning), and we desperately needed alcohol, so we made […]

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Bwoglines: You’ve Got to Be Kidding Me Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

So Justin Bieber was carried onto the Great Wall of China. This comes as no surprise. Kentucky Fried Chicken, known as KFC by the masses, has just released “Go Cups.” Now you can eat fried chicken and get in car crashes at the same time. The NYC Opera has filed for bankruptcy. Instead of going […]

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Spec: Field Hockey Did Haze at ZBT

By Bwog Staff on Oct 01, 2013 32 Comments

Killer reporting from Spec‘s Abby Abrams confirms: the field hockey team was responsible for the hazing at ZBT. Writes Abrams, “The field hockey team was welcoming its new first-year players with an annual tradition: a fraternity crawl. The last stop of the night was Zeta Beta Tau.” Says one connected ZBT alumnus,“The women’s field hockey team […]

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A Guide to Living in a Post-Shutdown World

By Bwog Staff on Oct 01, 2013 5 Comments

Aficionado of all things apocalyptic, CC sophomore Geoffrey Loss explains the government shut down for the laypeople among us and strongly recommends that you loot Westside while you can. Welcome to the world of tomorrow! And by tomorrow I mean today because yesterday we had a government and now we don’t. Some of you may have heard about […]

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How To Win NSOP 2017

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an important event not in this post: underground tour
how many bears are on bear mountain
if you don't decorate every statue on campus with glow sticks you're doing the glow stick party wrong
literally lit... get it
not to sound like a grandma but why does everything have to be an app now
nsop 2017
rush bwog 2017
we had to download multiple apps for this

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Houses And Homes: Manhattan, Still

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hills inside cities is just a crazy idea
hope everyone else went somewhere fun
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none of my friends care about revolutionary war tidbits so i'm making you all suffer instead
tbh I spend more time at work
the toilet broke my first night here its like a real grown-up experience

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Packing With Bwog: Things You Can’t Forget For Your First Year At Columbia

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carman hall it gets a LOT better
class of 2021
get that damn fake id
miss you courtney
miss you joe
nsloppyyyyyy
nsop 2017
packing
RIP CANNONS
rush bwog
rushbwog
thank titty for our second fake
trust us
what are the first yrs gonna do without cannons though?
yung bagel
yung titty

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Did Shake Shack Kill Ollie’s?: A Conspiracy Theory

Youngweon Lee 6

back on our bullshit
bwog conspiracy theory
conspiracy bwog
did shake shack kill ollie's
i'll have a shake shack shake after every boxing class next semester
rip in peace ollie's
this is just banter don't take it seriously
very excited to see pictures of shake shack's progress
we love u shake shack
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Houses And Homes: Seattle

Mia Lindheimer 1

cats are the heroes of my summer ngl
climate change is still fake news though right?
copper river salmon has once been described as "gucci salmon"
houses and homes
i have such a nice view when it's sunny i promise
long live don and sloan
love u aaron sorkin
seattle
smells like beijing tbh
that lens flare tho amirite
weed
who else prefers the newsroom?
y'all my mom's friends went crazy for frose

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Class Of 2021 Releases Their Own Statement On Charlottesville

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charlottesville
class of 2021
facebook drama
good for them tho i guess
how do u feel about this
i swear i know what's going on with the whole situation but why do i keep saying charleston instead of charlottesville mother fucker
woo columbia activism woo
yikes

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Gone Too Soon: July Round-Up 2017

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FUCK BWOG!
roundup
shake shack... unshackled
should we make fuck spec fidget spinners
we want meryl to be the president of barnard
we will trade a fidget spinner for a fuck spec sticker email tips plz

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Overseen: Meryl Streep Shooting For New Spielberg Movie On Campus

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hollybwood
i always thought it was spieldberg
i effing love new york because shit like this happens all the time
meryl do you remember me we met at the HRC gala
MERYL WE LOVE YOU
spielberg
summer

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