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Desperately Seeking: The Marching Band’s Porno

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 14 Comments

Bwog has received the most…scintillating….tip that the Columbia University Marching Band is shooting an amateur pornography video for submission to the annual HUMP! festival. Characters as diverse as tubas, oboes, and *accordions* may be appropriated as anatomical substitutions for their sick, sick pleasure. If you know what we mean. In response to our frantic inquiries, […]

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BREAKING: Update on Police and Motorcycle Activity

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 14 Comments

If you have no idea what’s going on around Amsterdam and 113th right now, read our earlier post first. New updates: Multiple police barricades are set up around Amsterdam An NYPD helicopter has been sighted (and heard) roaming the skies. Bikers are coming up from Brooklyn and Queens to join the group. According to this group, […]

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The Conspiracy Theorist: Enter the But(t)

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

Hello again, legion of Bwog. It is once again safe for me to cease radio silence and let you in on the truth behind the lies. Blue Cheetah here with another hair-rising, tail-twitching, haunch-trembling discovery. My recent intel about Pupin Plaza may have been shocking, but get ready for a true revelation. This time I […]

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2Girls1Snack: Sweet Tea

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

Bwoggers Elizabeth Self and Lorna Hale, the two halves to Bwog’s Tastebuds, bring you their latest 2Girls1Snack adventure: Sweet Tea. Just drink and forget. Nantucket Nectars “Half & Half,” $1.79 An amusingly alliterative title does not a delicious drink make. We didn’t know that lemonade came in “brown.” This tasted like mislabeled lemonade and looked […]

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Public Safety Advisory: Motorcycle Rally

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 10 Comments

Update: Here’s what actually happened, with photos. Apparently one of the motorcycle drivers in the crash and subsequent assault on the Henry Hudson Parkway last Sunday is being treated at St. Luke’s Hospital. Prepare for a bumpy ride. Public Safety Friends, I am writing to inform you that we are in receipt of information that there may […]

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Free Flu Shots!

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 3 Comments

Notice everyone around you getting sick? Have hundreds of pages to read, and can’t afford to spend the day in bed? Go get your free flu vaccine from Columbia Health. They’ll be having “flu fairs” throughout October in convenient locations such as: The 6th floor of the International Affairs Building October 10th, 11am-2pm Jerome Greene Hall […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

Midterms already getting you down? Don’t worry we got you covered. Madysen Luebke, one of Bwog’s Arts Editors, has created this list of arts-related events to perk up you. Submit arts events you know of to events@bwog.com. All Weekend Columbia School of the Arts Theatre Presents The WASPS, a play by Dianne Nora. It’ll be […]

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PSA: Get on top of Barnard

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 1 Comments

Apparently Dean Hinkson and Barnard’s Student Government Association have opened the roof of the Diana Center from 12:00-2pm today. That’s right, you are actually allowed to go on the roof. So hop on this intrepid sit-outsiders. Enjoy the weather. And don’t forget to thank your friendly SGA. Their first town hall is this Thursday, 6-8pm, […]

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Ask Bwog: Beer At Rite Aid

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 0 Comments

In today’s edition of Ask Bwog, we help you buy beer (or not buy beer) from the unlikeliest of sources. If you have any questions about anything, email tips@bwog.com or use our anonymous tip form. Dear Bwog, It was 1 am on a Saturday night (Sunday morning), and we desperately needed alcohol, so we made […]

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Bwoglines: You’ve Got to Be Kidding Me Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

So Justin Bieber was carried onto the Great Wall of China. This comes as no surprise. Kentucky Fried Chicken, known as KFC by the masses, has just released “Go Cups.” Now you can eat fried chicken and get in car crashes at the same time. The NYC Opera has filed for bankruptcy. Instead of going […]

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Spec: Field Hockey Did Haze at ZBT

By Bwog Staff on Oct 01, 2013 32 Comments

Killer reporting from Spec‘s Abby Abrams confirms: the field hockey team was responsible for the hazing at ZBT. Writes Abrams, “The field hockey team was welcoming its new first-year players with an annual tradition: a fraternity crawl. The last stop of the night was Zeta Beta Tau.” Says one connected ZBT alumnus,“The women’s field hockey team […]

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A Guide to Living in a Post-Shutdown World

By Bwog Staff on Oct 01, 2013 5 Comments

Aficionado of all things apocalyptic, CC sophomore Geoffrey Loss explains the government shut down for the laypeople among us and strongly recommends that you loot Westside while you can. Welcome to the world of tomorrow! And by tomorrow I mean today because yesterday we had a government and now we don’t. Some of you may have heard about […]

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GSSC Saves The Day With Free Pizza

Alex Tang 3

but will it be better than ferris pizza
congratulations new board members
despacito died two months ago sorry not sorry
gssc
gssc carries esc and ccsc
ok it wasn't the spiciest drama but it was still something

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Bwoglines: Team Jamaica Edition

Megan Ka Wei Chew 0

bwoglines
im with team jamaica
please answer the pinocchio question
please it's caused tense arguments with my friends
travis scott's legit name is jacques
when will good news be at the forefront

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Horror-Not-Horror Story: Who Shipped A Gorilla To The Package Center

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bwog baby daddy
clicks out for harambe
horror story
justice for harambe
package center trip gone RIGHT
u can still rush bwog
we have a baby mama now but dont have an actual kid
who gave me access to this site
who owns this gorilla

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A Eulogy For Football’s Monday Motivation

Ross Chapman 0

appreciation post for whoever runs the football twitter
Homecoming was really only the pregame for saturday night
i am a softened potato
if football keeps winning will I get straight A's?
keep shakin
maybe I'll actually go to homecoming
motivation monday

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ESC Engages In Reformation

Finn Klauber 0

bwog can't be the only one going through cat withdrawal right meow
engineering student council
esc
fuck you science
keep shakin
pdf the days away
we love free shit
where tf is oprah when you need her

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SGA Interfaces With Title IX

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administrative guests is to SGA what voting and passing things is to the other school councils
being barnard
broken and robbed
first years are our only hope
important stuff
sga
snaps for snaps

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Bwoglines: Power, Pantsuits And Puerto Rico Edition

Roberta Rhyse 11

art is good
bwog helps you procrastinate
food is lyf
get insta famous
help puerto rico
no really food is important
social media campaigns always turn out so well

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Field Notes: An Ode to FAPing

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"professional new age porn star"
bwog is wild
fap
fap with bwog
field notes
highkey have called my parents to avoid doing stuff
how do you black out at a fucking polo match
so you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift
someone link me to romanian music that sounds lit
someone stop me I'm literally 5 years old
the face mask one hurts me on the inside
what is new age pornography

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