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Masterpieces of Western Television II

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 19 Comments

Your knowledge of the canon of Western Television is incomplete without the second semester. So, Bwog did a bunch of procrastinating studying and finished up the study guide. Rocket Power It was sometimes difficult to watch Otto, Twister, Squid, and Reggie doing extreme sports when all we could do was eat out Honeynut Cheerios on the […]

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Roger That, Security Levels Will Be Raised to Red Level Alpha 7 Charlie Bravo For Obama

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 36 Comments

If you’re planning to attend Barnard Commencement, get ready to be searched/checked/wanded/stripped/violated-in-all-sortsaways. To avoid the possibility of a nightmare scenario, Columbia University Commencement and Barnard College have been working with The White House and the Secret Service in order to ensure the security of POTUS. This means almost every gate, sidewalk, window, and building will be […]

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Chronicles of Existentialism: The Chalk Is a Lie

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 2 Comments

The Dark Night holds many mysteries, not least among them the delibility of chalk. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The first sentence in this list is false. Did the chalk last through the night?

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Glorious Mortal Plushy Combat

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 12 Comments

In case you missed the opportunity to achieve immortal kleos at last night’s pillowfight, Bwog invites you to relive the madness with this gratuitous gallery of gory photographs: Two combatants reflect on their conquests: Girl 1: ”OUR PILLOWS ARE STAINED WITH THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO CHALLENGED US” Girl 2: ”But like, actually though….I’m not sleeping on […]

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When a Dorm is Actually a Pig Sty

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 10 Comments

Zuzana Giertlova dons her detective hat and pigs out. Read this and more in the April issue of The Blue & White, on campus this week! Rumor had it there was a pig living in a University-owned building somewhere in the city. The Blue & White took it upon themselves to investigate, and set out […]

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The Morning After

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

It was a pretty dark night for everyone. Well, at least for all these people. Some early risers (or never-actually-went-to-sleep-ers) were greeted with images of the aftermath this morning, Below, glimpses of some secrets Butler didn’t hide fast enough from the light of day.

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Bwoglines: While You Were Power Napping Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

Senator Schumer fought to keep beer cheap. (NYPost) The Empire State building went green. (Reuters) Mr. Normal took France. (Daily Intel) Our part of Broadway got a reality check. (NYT) Procrastinating for your 1 pm final became a whole lot easier. (Buzzfeed) Excuse to meta-link via Dark Night tipster

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A Dark Night For Souls Everywhere

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 55 Comments

You’re miserable. We’re miserable. The guy who’ll have to kick us all out of 210 from 7 to 8 am is preemptively miserable on behalf of everyone involved. As per tradition, we took this dark and dreary night as an opportunity to traipse through Butler and photograph the anguish. Send your own photos of the […]

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Senior Wisdom: David Spencer Seconi

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 56 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: David Spencer Seconi; Rochester (the Roc), NY; Columbia College, History. Claim to Fame: The one I tell my parents: bringing Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf to campus my junior year was a wild ride. I raised over $7k and organized a multitude of student groups/faculty/campus security in order to bring him to Lerner Hall […]

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Senior Wisdom: Mario Gabriele

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 17 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Mario Gabriele, London, UK, Columbia College Claim to Fame: My time in Morningside was pretty devoid of fame, though I did stumble into a little infamy while abroad in Nepal. An angry middle-aged villager in the Himalayas is not fond of me…I called him a naughty man in nepali (never say that), he […]

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Senior Wisdom: Jacob Rice

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 30 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Jacob Rice, Oakland, CA, CC, Theater and Astrophysics Claim to Fame? I think I may be the only person to graduate Columbia with a double major in theater and astrophysics, but most people know me as the loud kid who looks kind of like Andy Samberg. Where are you going? I’m doing a theater […]

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(Honorary) Senior Wisdom: Zach Sims

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 14 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Zach Sims, Old Greenwich (CT), CC Claim to Fame: Dropped out after junior year to found Codecademy, a startup focused on teaching the world to learn to code. We count Mayor Bloomberg and The White House among our 1m+ users. Where are you going? I’m already gone (but our offices are in SoHo so […]

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BunsenBwog: New Year, New You?

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Bunsen Bwog
bunsenbwog is back like never before
bwog gets grave
keep those resolutions
new year new you
you might actually die if you dont follow some of this advice

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Field Notes: Escape To New York Edition

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1 v 1 bwog anytime
3 stock FD omega no items 1v1
4 loko is objectively the best alcohol for your money
blackout or backout
Fallout 4 game of the year
field notes
planetariums are the shizz
sick reference bro
snoop dogg
that bulldog is bwog irl

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Here’s What GSSC Plans For This Semester

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can bwog come to the gala if we cover it?
Dean Awn
Food Insecurity
GS Food Bank
gssc
Michael Neier
this gs gala sounds hella turn
why doesn't gs have the same add/drop as CC?

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Bwoglines: Presidential Edition

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bwoglines
just give up francois
mt rushmore more like mt dankmore
persian ambitions
the thirst is real
Total Andrezj Move
Trump 2016
Underwood 2016
when does the new house of cards come out again?
Xi Xinping is bae

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It’s Finally Cold, And It’s So Fucking Cold

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(in the tone of 'thanks obama') thanks weather gods
admittedly the snow on sunday was pretty nice but everything since then has been terrible
if winter is your favorite season we have one question for you: why?
if you know of any kind warm-weather gods we can pray to in the hopes of ending this madness please let us know
it's fucking cold

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Bwog Wants YOU! (And You, And You, And Also You)

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become a daily and leave excessive tags just like we're doing right now
bwog bureau chief
bwog daily
bwog is for everyone (even those who like sports)
bwog wants you. but not in a creepy way
daily application
join bwog
okay maybe a little bit in a creepy way
rushbwog
rushbwog2k16
why would you join bwog? a better question is why wouldn't you join bwog
write posts! eat snacks! finally find out what dwb stands for!

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Candlelight Vigil For Students Lost In Honduras

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Bwog gets serious
columbia medical brigade
loss

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Shit Your Professors Will Say (Or, Call For Opening Remarks)

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bwog is always in a netflix-marathoning mood tbh
how many american history and/or polisci profs will make hamilton references this week though
opening remarks
the real question is: who's funnier - the professors who think they're hip with the kids or the professors who are actually hip with the kids?
what's better than a good syllabus typo?

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