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Ballin’ Over Break

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 34 Comments

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to stay on campus over winter break? You may be like Bwog and predict a mental breakdown would ensue if you had to see Butler one more time after your last exam, let alone repeatedly for weeks. But a winter break in Morningside Heights is the […]

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2Girls1Snack: Eggnog

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 9 Comments

In this edition of 2girls1snack, our intrepid tasters take on that most insidious yet strangely beloved of holiday treats: eggnog. Despite their (for one) general aversion to this creamy concoction and (for the other) total inexperience with this and most other elements of Christmas, the 2girls did extensive research in the name of science. And, […]

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Barnard Mails ED Letters This Week, Sees Record Numbers Of Applicants (Again)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 17 Comments

Barnard is mailing its acceptance letters for early decision applicants this week, and reports record numbers of applicants for the third year in a row. Congratulations to the Class of 2017, who now await their decision by snail-mail only. Believe it or not, future first-years, that part might be easier than using eBear. Statement from […]

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Bwog in Bed: What Are Finals?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 2 Comments

Did you get completely caught up in last night’s drama, too? Between finals, protestination, and The Hobbit premiere there is no reason any Columbia student should have been asleep before 2 am last night. So stay asleep a little longer, hit snooze, and stay in bed with us. But once we close our eyes and […]

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Orgo Night (And Associated Protests, Counter-Protests) 2012

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 137 Comments

With all the controversy the CUMB has been stirring up in the past few hours, you’d be a fool to miss Orgo Night. You’d also be a fool to give up your hard-won Butler seat, though, and to stuff your way into a crowd of desperate, tired people. Below, the best of both worlds: a […]

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Actual Wisdom: Herbert Sloan

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 14 Comments

Tonight’s Actual Wisdom offers sage advice on the relative values of cheeses, more weird clubs professors are part of, and the sinister side of artichokes. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. I exist to help undergraduates acquire a credential that this society seems to value. 2. Your claim to fame (what makes […]

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Thesis Statement Mad Libs: FroSci And Econ Editions

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 3 Comments

Writing papers on three hours of sleep and two shots of espresso is hard, but slaving away in Butler has its benefits–Bwog’s got the composition process almost down to a science. To help you through this finals season, here are some helpful guidelines for getting your thesis statement from your brain onto the page. Yesterday […]

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Administrators Scold the Band

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 193 Comments

The Columbia Marching Band has not always been known for their political correctness, and this time around it seems as if they have taken their controversial humor a step too far. Many people were offended by their Orgo Night “Gaza Strip: everyone wants a piece” promo fliers and took to notifying the administration. Following this, […]

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Cafe Reviews, Part Two

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 2 Comments

In our never-ending effort to steer clear of traditional study spaces, we bring you our next installment of Cafe Reviews. This time, when we say off campus we actually mean off campus (except for the one that’s three blocks away). And brace yourself: two of these places don’t have internet, which will mean you’d only […]

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To Orgo Or To Breakfast?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 6 Comments

Here in the darkness of finals, not one, but two time-honored procrastinatory activities are available for you tonight. You can either catch Orgo Night for politically incorrect jokes in Butler, or nourish your all-nighter at Barnard’s Midnight Breakfast — the theme this year is Electric Breakfast, which means that you have to do the electric […]

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Financial Aid Wants To Feed You

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 0 Comments

If you haven’t bought groceries in the last two weeks because Westside isn’t in Butler, you’re in luck. The Office of Financial Aid is hosting a “Meet, Eat, And Greet” tonight from 4 to 6 p.m. in the Satow Room. This time frame is also right before the library dinner-time turnover, so you may have […]

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Overseen: Notes That Are More Aggressive Than Passive

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 2 Comments

We all hate Butler campers — and we all are Butler campers. One brave bitch going crazy, though, has had enough with the vicious cycle and the abandoned backpacks. Don’t be scared by the latent rage present, though; the heart at the end means that they really do like you, don’t worry, and they’re not […]

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Fake It Till You Make It

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"the baddest"
bwogaliscious
carman is spelled with an a
carmanites
customs
fake fake fake
IDGOD
Is there a god?
maybe fake is what I like
mel's
nihilism
Shit Outta Luck
Sober Outside Low
Sobriety
tame tuesdays
Tony at Mel's
us customs and border patrol deporting your ids

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SGA: Barnard Is Better

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a barnard girl finally living out her dream of living in carman
a dsparr
barnard is bae
Barnard SGA
bold beatiful benign
bold beautiful
bwogaliscious
discussions
forums
liberal ARTS
money money money
seven sisters
sga
sister sister
twitches

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ESC Attempts To Be Impartial About The US Election

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CEB is actually corrupt (or was corrupt idk about now)
CU Wrestling gains more news
engineering student council
esc
looking for a truly unifying statement which dismisses ALL violence
maybe it seems like nobody voted for Trump because you attack them when they say they did
seriously wtf Spec you just copied our post and didn't link to us at first
Trump is still horrendously offensive
will I be called a Trump Supporter in the comments? Find out below!

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Bwoglines: Back Seat Of Your Rover Edition

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barre
bwogaliscious
bwoglines
closer by the chainsmokers please
closer closer we aint ever getting older
fascism
jap lyf chose me
low protests
low steps
merriam webster
myscogny
not my athletics department
not on my campus
putin for political assylum
russia so corrupt
the jap lyf chose me
thursday night ec closer by chainsmokers please
trumped
webster
when they go high we go low

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Field Notes: Getting Through The Weekend Edition

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already want the weekend again
exploring all NYC has to offer- the good and the bad
hard times for everyone
haven't eaten all day and talks of food make us angry
just wanna eat
monday sucks
please jesus let thanksgiving come sooner
weekend fun

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Back Of The Envelope: Average Expenditure Of A Night Out In Morningside

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1020
can't put a price on fun
cava
everything is so fucking expensive
frat parties are the worst
how much are you really paying?
make sure you eat too
men's
night out
your pride is priceless

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Spring 2017 Registration Starts Today

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class registration
classes we want aren't even offered in the spring
didn't even know we had to pick them already
finals
how did that happen?
l-course signup
new classes
only until the 18th
registration
registration open at 12
semester is already basically over
spring 2017
too many requirements
what should we take?
who plans this far ahead?
why so short of a time?

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Bwoglines: Because Politics Are Everything Right Now Edition

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DNC facelift
earthquake in New Zealand
extremists coming to the White House
geun-hye conspiracy
haven't we had enough?
is a cult running South Korea?
Keith Ellison
no news is good news
South Korean scandal
Steve Bannon
the world is falling apart
trump
we need a drink

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