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Join Columbia’s Hottest Social Network

By Bwog Staff on Dec 29, 2012 21 Comments

The next Mark Zuckerberg works in CUIT, and he’s created a social network exclusively for Columbia students. This isn’t your grandmother’s Courseworks, with its “graphical log-in.” This is a cutting-edge social network. Every Columbia student now has a profile (just click on “Profile” under “My Workspace”). Here, you can list “Personal Information” (favorite TV shows, […]

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Find Another Way to Procrastinate

By Bwog Staff on Dec 28, 2012 9 Comments

Update: Spec has returned from its time off/defeated the malware, and is no longer blocked by Google Chrome. At last, your endless cycle of Top Sites surfing is complete again. Apparently not all Columbians appreciate the ideas of “break” and “being away” and keep coming back to check campus news like addicts to an opium den. We […]

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Students Petition for Class on Marxism

By Bwog Staff on Dec 26, 2012 42 Comments

It may come as a shock, but the University of Havana (North) currently offers no philosophy class devoted to our patron saint, Karl Marx. Sure, half of the courses here analyze things “from a Marxist perspective” but there is no class that takes an in-depth look at Marx’s philosophy and its relationship to Hegel’s. But […]

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Bwog Out

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 23 Comments

Like the government trying to solve the extremely important problem of the fiscal cliff before the end of the year, Bwog is doing the responsible thing and going on vacation. We sincerely hope that you all have a relaxing break, whether you’re at home, actually on vaca, or hanging out in Morningside. Enjoy your time […]

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…And to All A Good Night’s Sleep

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

For Christmas, Bwog asked (once again) some of our favorite people–who make life easier at the very least more exciting–what they want for non-denominational end-of-the-year/world gift giving. See how you can make them so happy they could puke! Deantini is still hoping for that Ferrari 250 GTO (as last year Santa failed to deliver once again), but, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Peter Awn

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 19 Comments

Our last Actual Wisdom takes a radical leap from professors to other really cool people at Columbia. Dean Peter Awn discusses the merits of monasteries, socks, and gives you your daily dose of soul (music). 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Solon claims you’re not counted happy until you’re in an urn. […]

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‘Bo Gives Christmas Presents Early

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 1 Comments

…in the form of election to a search committee for the next Exec VP for Arts and Sciences aaaand Dean of the Faculty of Arts and Sciences! The fifteen-member committee, chaired by Robert “Bob” Jervis was (about) half chosen by the Policy and Planning Committee of the Arts and Sciences. A majority of members are […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Initial Countdown

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 2 Comments

The hour is nigh. Gird your loins, get out the bong waterpipe and come hide under our covers: it’s (supposed to be) the end of the world, motherfuckers. Bwogline: In case you’ve been living under a rock for the last five years, according to the Mayan calendar (and a really bad action movie) the world […]

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Well, Here We Go

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

Drink well, Columbia.

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Actual Wisdom: Nathan Pilkington

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 10 Comments

In our penultimate Actual Wisdom (look out tomorrow night for a super special Dean Wisdom), Nathan Pilkington casually drops his language prowess, explicitly mentions his Southerness, and eschews Columbia lions in favor of another savanna animal. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. To remind Columbia freshmen that they have reached the start […]

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Morningside Almanac: Week Of 12/21

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 1 Comments

It’s the last market week of the semester! Go and celebrate your last final/fortify yourself for your last final with hot cider, donuts with massive amounts of sugar, and other market-y, wintry things. The Columbia market is open year-round on Sundays and Thursdays and as always, accepts credit, debit, and EBT. There is food scrap collection […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Penultimate Peril

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 2 Comments

It’s now only a matter of hours until you can jump for joy and revel in the total freedom of winter break. Draw from us the strength to last one more day, and we’ll see you tonight at the party end of the world. Bwogline: Although the Canadian video of a child being flown away by an […]

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In Defense Of: M2M

Finn Klauber 5

embrace the blue collar culture
m2m
m2m > koronets
m2m > ref room
m2m > sweetgreen
not a sponsored post
we're proud of m2m for pulling up their health rating
what are its hours though

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Sophomoric Thoughts

Lila Etter 1

bwog does personal pieces every once in a while ya know
self-described ivy league pretension at its finest
sentimental af
so meta
sometimes bwog has feelings! sorry mom!
sorry bout it
the rhyme in the byline was (un)intentional
we apologize for any inconvenience it may have caused
winter break is the time for meditation (see: Meditations On Carman)
words from a wise fool

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Bwog In Bed: The End

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after like a day it feels like it's time to go back to school tho tbh
bwog in bed
campus is super empty
don't forget ot return books to butler
good luck / sincere condolences to everyone who has finals left
home is so close but so far

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A Night In The Life: Ann Thornton

Betsy Ladyzhets 4

ann 'thorn in our ass' thornton
banning orgo night... what's next? banning going downtown on weekends?
but really though - did someone poop?
imagine if 1020 was really called 1010
netflix doesn't have any library documentaries; we checked
night in the life
we thought about writing a strongly worded letter to ann thornton but decided to write this post instead
we wish we went to bed at 8pm

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Tinder Archetypes: Sorority Girl

Leo Bevilacqua 0

insert generic wanderlust quote here
not to be confused with the tinder frat boy
she WILL talk about you with all her sisters
the flower crown is their emblem
tinder archetype
which one is she in this group photo?

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Ten Items That Will Prevent Your Seat From Getting Snatched In Ref

Bwog Staff 0

brush your teeth
but camping
butler
bwog baby daddy
finals
go home
ref
reference room
seat snatchin

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Senior Wisdom: Hannah Vaitsblit

Bwog Staff 4

senior wisdom
take no less than five 'hand fruit'
what's the current?
you only need to do all the reading if your reading is bwog
you should've seen us reading marx

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Bwog In Bed: Butler Party Of One

Bwog Staff 0

bwog in bed
classical music makes everything better
good luck on finals!
maybe this year you'll actually accomplish your new year's resolutions!
mix one portion vodka two portions tears
omg what if butler had its own bar
you're soooooo close

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