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Bwog Out

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 23 Comments

Like the government trying to solve the extremely important problem of the fiscal cliff before the end of the year, Bwog is doing the responsible thing and going on vacation. We sincerely hope that you all have a relaxing break, whether you’re at home, actually on vaca, or hanging out in Morningside. Enjoy your time […]

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…And to All A Good Night’s Sleep

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

For Christmas, Bwog asked (once again) some of our favorite people–who make life easier at the very least more exciting–what they want for non-denominational end-of-the-year/world gift giving. See how you can make them so happy they could puke! Deantini is still hoping for that Ferrari 250 GTO (as last year Santa failed to deliver once again), but, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Peter Awn

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 19 Comments

Our last Actual Wisdom takes a radical leap from professors to other really cool people at Columbia. Dean Peter Awn discusses the merits of monasteries, socks, and gives you your daily dose of soul (music). 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Solon claims you’re not counted happy until you’re in an urn. […]

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‘Bo Gives Christmas Presents Early

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 1 Comments

…in the form of election to a search committee for the next Exec VP for Arts and Sciences aaaand Dean of the Faculty of Arts and Sciences! The fifteen-member committee, chaired by Robert “Bob” Jervis was (about) half chosen by the Policy and Planning Committee of the Arts and Sciences. A majority of members are […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Initial Countdown

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 2 Comments

The hour is nigh. Gird your loins, get out the bong waterpipe and come hide under our covers: it’s (supposed to be) the end of the world, motherfuckers. Bwogline: In case you’ve been living under a rock for the last five years, according to the Mayan calendar (and a really bad action movie) the world […]

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Well, Here We Go

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

Drink well, Columbia.

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Actual Wisdom: Nathan Pilkington

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 10 Comments

In our penultimate Actual Wisdom (look out tomorrow night for a super special Dean Wisdom), Nathan Pilkington casually drops his language prowess, explicitly mentions his Southerness, and eschews Columbia lions in favor of another savanna animal. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. To remind Columbia freshmen that they have reached the start […]

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Morningside Almanac: Week Of 12/21

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 1 Comments

It’s the last market week of the semester! Go and celebrate your last final/fortify yourself for your last final with hot cider, donuts with massive amounts of sugar, and other market-y, wintry things. The Columbia market is open year-round on Sundays and Thursdays and as always, accepts credit, debit, and EBT. There is food scrap collection […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Penultimate Peril

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 2 Comments

It’s now only a matter of hours until you can jump for joy and revel in the total freedom of winter break. Draw from us the strength to last one more day, and we’ll see you tonight at the party end of the world. Bwogline: Although the Canadian video of a child being flown away by an […]

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Actual Wisdom: Stacey D’Erasmo

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2012 14 Comments

1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. I don’t need to justify my existence–I wasn’t responsible for it. But since I’m here, I hope that by the time I’m gone I’ve written a few things and loved a few people well. 2. Your claim to fame (what makes you special?): Oh man — […]

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Bwog Asked: What’s Keeping You Up At Night?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2012 20 Comments

Last night, Bwog procrastinated from its various papers by conducting another Bwog Asked on unsuspecting library-goers, this time asking the ambiguously ominous question, “What keeps you up at night?” Here’s a sampling of some of our results, along with an unexpectedly detailed conversation about grease. Boy constructing cheatsheet in 210: Wet dreams. Get it? 209 […]

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Statues Suit Up

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2012 9 Comments

In preparation for their final exams, several statues around Columbia and Barnard have been seen preparing themselves with style. When asked by Bwog, they had sound reasoning for the new accessories. The Barnard Runner, preparing for her Ancient Studies final, said that she wears the tie to remember the changing view of what a noble […]

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Bucket List: Cool Sounds, Great Events

Lexie Lehmann 0

bucket list
bucketlist
columbia faculty doing cool things
columbia students doing cool things
first bucketlist of 2017
first bucketlist of the semester
go columbia
i love events
lexie's first bucketlist
my new years resolution is to attend events

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Does The Ominous Weather Bode Well For This Semester’s Professors? Call For Opening Remarks

Bwog Staff 1

columbia memes will show their true colors
harry potter will never get old
if your professor is nuts just drop the class immediately
let the rain fall down and wake my dreams
MLK day should be MLK year
opening remarks
syllabus week is the best week

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Bwoglines: Welcome To The Spring Semester!

Victoria Arancio 0

bwoglines
emotionally and mentally not ready for classes
here's a resolution bwog will keep
hide in riverside no more
new year new Bwog
peace love andrew cuomo
rip people with 8 ams
syllabus week is the best week
the trees lining college walk are probably insta famous by now

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Fall 2016 Semester In Review

Bwog Staff 1

goodnight columbia
semester in review

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10 Years Later: Does Columbia Prefer Cheese Or Oral Sex?

Ross Chapman 4

navel gazing
oral sex or cheese
Science... on Bwog!
senior wisdom
the best part is that some responses parody other responses
you should read Steele Sternberg's response

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In Defense Of: M2M

Finn Klauber 5

embrace the blue collar culture
m2m
m2m > koronets
m2m > ref room
m2m > sweetgreen
not a sponsored post
we're proud of m2m for pulling up their health rating
what are its hours though

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Sophomoric Thoughts

Lila Etter 1

bwog does personal pieces every once in a while ya know
self-described ivy league pretension at its finest
sentimental af
so meta
sometimes bwog has feelings! sorry mom!
sorry bout it
the rhyme in the byline was (un)intentional
we apologize for any inconvenience it may have caused
winter break is the time for meditation (see: Meditations On Carman)
words from a wise fool

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Bwog In Bed: The End

Bwog Staff 0

after like a day it feels like it's time to go back to school tho tbh
bwog in bed
campus is super empty
don't forget ot return books to butler
good luck / sincere condolences to everyone who has finals left
home is so close but so far

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