MENU
CATEGORIES
Submit a Tip Donate

Connect with us

Submit a Tip
MENU
CATEGORIES
All Articles

Actual Wisdom: Peter Awn

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 19 Comments

Our last  Actual Wisdom takes a radical leap from professors to other really cool people at Columbia. Dean Peter Awn discusses the merits of monasteries, socks, and gives you your daily dose of soul (music). 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Solon claims you’re not counted happy until you’re in an urn. […]
Read More

Tags

All Articles

‘Bo Gives Christmas Presents Early

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 1 Comments

…in the form of election to a search committee for the next Exec VP for Arts and Sciences aaaand Dean of the Faculty of Arts and Sciences!  The fifteen-member committee, chaired by Robert “Bob” Jervis was (about) half chosen by the Policy and Planning Committee of the Arts and Sciences.  A majority of members are […]
Read More

Tags

All Articles

Bwog in Bed: The Initial Countdown

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 2 Comments

The hour is nigh. Gird your loins, get out the bong waterpipe and come hide under our covers: it’s (supposed to be) the end of the world, motherfuckers. Bwogline: In case you’ve been living under a rock for the last five years, according to the Mayan calendar (and a really bad action movie) the world […]
Read More

Tags

All Articles

Well, Here We Go

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

Drink well, Columbia.  
Read More

Tags

All Articles

Actual Wisdom: Nathan Pilkington

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 10 Comments

In our penultimate Actual Wisdom (look out tomorrow night for a super special Dean Wisdom), Nathan Pilkington casually drops his language prowess, explicitly mentions his Southerness, and eschews Columbia lions in favor of another savanna animal. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. To remind Columbia freshmen that they have reached the start […]
Read More

Tags

All Articles

Morningside Almanac: Week Of 12/21

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 1 Comments

It’s the last market week of the semester! Go and celebrate your last final/fortify yourself for your last final with hot cider, donuts with massive amounts of sugar, and other market-y, wintry things. The Columbia market is open year-round on Sundays and Thursdays and as always, accepts credit, debit, and EBT. There is food scrap collection […]
Read More

Tags

All Articles

Bwog in Bed: The Penultimate Peril

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 2 Comments

It’s now only a matter of hours until you can jump for joy and revel in the total freedom of winter break. Draw from us the strength to last one more day, and we’ll see you tonight at the party end of the world. Bwogline: Although the Canadian video of a child being flown away by an […]
Read More

Tags

All Articles

Actual Wisdom: Stacey D’Erasmo

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2012 14 Comments

1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. I don’t need to justify my existence–I wasn’t responsible for it. But since I’m here, I hope that by the time I’m gone I’ve written a few things and loved a few people well. 2. Your claim to fame (what makes you special?): Oh man — […]
Read More

Tags

All Articles

Bwog Asked: What’s Keeping You Up At Night?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2012 20 Comments

Last night, Bwog procrastinated from its various papers by conducting another Bwog Asked on unsuspecting library-goers, this time asking the ambiguously ominous question, “What keeps you up at night?” Here’s a sampling of some of our results, along with an unexpectedly detailed conversation about grease. Boy constructing cheatsheet in 210: Wet dreams. Get it? 209 […]
Read More

Tags

All Articles

Statues Suit Up

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2012 9 Comments

In preparation for their final exams, several statues around Columbia and Barnard have been seen preparing themselves with style.  When asked by Bwog, they had sound reasoning for the new accessories. The Barnard Runner, preparing for her Ancient Studies final, said that she wears the tie to remember the changing view of what a noble […]
Read More

Tags

All Articles

Columbia’s In Vogue

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2012 43 Comments

Well, Teen Vogue. If you were impressed with your ability to change from pajamas into baggy sweatpants for (most of) the past three weeks, re-evaluate your wardrobe skills. The Columbia and Barnard students–including CCSC President Karishma Habbu–who got profiled by Teen Vogue this finals season managed not only to make themselves presentable, but what some […]
Read More

Tags

All Articles

BwogSalon: Jester

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2012 5 Comments

We’re bringing back this old feature…just in time for winter break!  In BwogSalon, we showcase exemplary articles from other Columbia publications for you to peruse.  For this installment, we bring you humor magazine Jester.  Their new issue, “Then,” is available in the Lerner Piano Lounge, racks in Lerner and Butler, and most dorms.   If your […]
Read More

Tags

1 … 1,423 1,424 1,425 1,426 1,427 … 1,990
All Articles

Bwoglines: No Missed Calls Edition

Youngweon Lee 0

Read More

Tags

  • 2017
  • bwog baby daddy
  • bwog baby daddyy
  • bwoglines
  • bye obama we love u
  • congrats 2017
  • dance auditions
  • happy new year!
  • i know youre home baby
  • pick up the phony baby
  • plastic bags for all
  • travis scott
  • travis snot
All Articles

Field Notes: Winter Break Edition

Bwog Staff 1

Read More

Tags

  • field notes
  • if you're break wasn't a mess you did break wrong
  • parents can be either your best friend or your worst enemy
  • still in break mode
  • winter break
All Articles

Bucket List: Cool Sounds, Great Events

Lexie Lehmann 0

Read More

Tags

  • bucket list
  • bucketlist
  • columbia faculty doing cool things
  • columbia students doing cool things
  • first bucketlist of 2017
  • first bucketlist of the semester
  • go columbia
  • i love events
  • lexie's first bucketlist
  • my new years resolution is to attend events
All Articles

Does The Ominous Weather Bode Well For This Semester’s Professors? Call For Opening Remarks

Bwog Staff 1

Read More

Tags

  • columbia memes will show their true colors
  • harry potter will never get old
  • if your professor is nuts just drop the class immediately
  • let the rain fall down and wake my dreams
  • MLK day should be MLK year
  • opening remarks
  • syllabus week is the best week
All Articles

Bwoglines: Welcome To The Spring Semester!

Victoria Arancio 0

Read More

Tags

  • bwoglines
  • emotionally and mentally not ready for classes
  • here's a resolution bwog will keep
  • hide in riverside no more
  • new year new Bwog
  • peace love andrew cuomo
  • rip people with 8 ams
  • syllabus week is the best week
  • the trees lining college walk are probably insta famous by now
All Articles

Fall 2016 Semester In Review

Bwog Staff 1

Read More

Tags

  • goodnight columbia
  • semester in review
All Articles

10 Years Later: Does Columbia Prefer Cheese Or Oral Sex?

Ross Chapman 4

Read More

Tags

  • navel gazing
  • oral sex or cheese
  • Science... on Bwog!
  • senior wisdom
  • the best part is that some responses parody other responses
  • you should read Steele Sternberg's response
All Articles

In Defense Of: M2M

Finn Klauber 5

Read More

Tags

  • embrace the blue collar culture
  • m2m
  • m2m > koronets
  • m2m > ref room
  • m2m > sweetgreen
  • not a sponsored post
  • we're proud of m2m for pulling up their health rating
  • what are its hours though

Popular This Week

  1. Is Barnard Columbia? We Asked A Self-Proclaimed Expert
  2. What’s With All The Boots?
  3. 2G1S: Ferris Slop Bowls
  4. Who Would These Spots At Columbia Be Paired With On Dancing With The Stars?
  5. Love Letter To 2788 Bagels

Ask Bwog

Need anonymous advice (and a second opinion) on relationships, family, friendships, love, school, or anything else?

Ask anonymously

Recent Comments

Great article!! Felt like I was there at the show (read more)
No Strings Attached: The Magic Lantern Anthology Puppet Performance
September 23, 2026
A joy to learn about the underground puppetry scene. Thank you for educating me (read more)
No Strings Attached: The Magic Lantern Anthology Puppet Performance
September 23, 2026
So creative!! (read more)
Who Would These Spots At Columbia Be Paired With On Dancing With The Stars?
September 23, 2026
So good wow (read more)
Who Would These Spots At Columbia Be Paired With On Dancing With The Stars?
September 23, 2026

Comment Policy

The purpose of Bwog’s comment section is to facilitate honest and open discussion between members of the Columbia community. We encourage commenters to take advantage of—without abusing—the opportunity to engage in anonymous critical dialogue with other community members. A comment may be moderated if it contains:
  • A slur—defined as a pejorative derogatory phrase—based on ethnicity, race, gender, sexual orientation, ability, or spiritual belief
  • Hate speech
  • Unauthorized use of a person’s identity
  • Personal information about an individual
  • Baseless personal attacks on specific individuals
  • Spam or self-promotion
  • Copyright infringement
  • Libel
  • COVID-19 misinformation
Copyright 2023 Bwog Limited. All Rights Reserved.

Menu

Contact

Connect