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Bwog in Bed: What Are Finals?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 2 Comments

Did you get completely caught up in last night’s drama, too? Between finals, protestination, and The Hobbit premiere there is no reason any Columbia student should have been asleep before 2 am last night. So stay asleep a little longer, hit snooze, and stay in bed with us. But once we close our eyes and […]

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Orgo Night (And Associated Protests, Counter-Protests) 2012

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 137 Comments

With all the controversy the CUMB has been stirring up in the past few hours, you’d be a fool to miss Orgo Night. You’d also be a fool to give up your hard-won Butler seat, though, and to stuff your way into a crowd of desperate, tired people. Below, the best of both worlds: a […]

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Actual Wisdom: Herbert Sloan

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 14 Comments

Tonight’s Actual Wisdom offers sage advice on the relative values of cheeses, more weird clubs professors are part of, and the sinister side of artichokes. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. I exist to help undergraduates acquire a credential that this society seems to value. 2. Your claim to fame (what makes […]

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Thesis Statement Mad Libs: FroSci And Econ Editions

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 3 Comments

Writing papers on three hours of sleep and two shots of espresso is hard, but slaving away in Butler has its benefits–Bwog’s got the composition process almost down to a science. To help you through this finals season, here are some helpful guidelines for getting your thesis statement from your brain onto the page. Yesterday […]

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Administrators Scold the Band

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 193 Comments

The Columbia Marching Band has not always been known for their political correctness, and this time around it seems as if they have taken their controversial humor a step too far. Many people were offended by their Orgo Night “Gaza Strip: everyone wants a piece” promo fliers and took to notifying the administration. Following this, […]

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Cafe Reviews, Part Two

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 2 Comments

In our never-ending effort to steer clear of traditional study spaces, we bring you our next installment of Cafe Reviews. This time, when we say off campus we actually mean off campus (except for the one that’s three blocks away). And brace yourself: two of these places don’t have internet, which will mean you’d only […]

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To Orgo Or To Breakfast?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 6 Comments

Here in the darkness of finals, not one, but two time-honored procrastinatory activities are available for you tonight. You can either catch Orgo Night for politically incorrect jokes in Butler, or nourish your all-nighter at Barnard’s Midnight Breakfast — the theme this year is Electric Breakfast, which means that you have to do the electric […]

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Financial Aid Wants To Feed You

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 0 Comments

If you haven’t bought groceries in the last two weeks because Westside isn’t in Butler, you’re in luck. The Office of Financial Aid is hosting a “Meet, Eat, And Greet” tonight from 4 to 6 p.m. in the Satow Room. This time frame is also right before the library dinner-time turnover, so you may have […]

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Overseen: Notes That Are More Aggressive Than Passive

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 2 Comments

We all hate Butler campers — and we all are Butler campers. One brave bitch going crazy, though, has had enough with the vicious cycle and the abandoned backpacks. Don’t be scared by the latent rage present, though; the heart at the end means that they really do like you, don’t worry, and they’re not […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Studying before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 0 Comments

Bwog would love to greet the morning with you every day during exam period, but we really don’t want to leave our nest of blankets in the Diana bed. Our compromise is to invite you into our cocoon for a few minutes to share some tidbits. Maybe you can return the favor by sending your […]

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Actual Wisdom: Gary Okihiro

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 49 Comments

Tonight’s Actual Wisdom: Gary Okihiro, Comparative Ethnics professor and expert on the Department of Social Formations, humility, and how many times a person can die. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Throughout my over thirty-year career, I’ve had to justify my field of study, comparative ethnic studies, repeatedly. Now I’ve got to […]

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The Most Wonderful Time Of The Night

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Update: Deantini just gets cuter and cuter. A tipster reported that along with mini candy canes, he’s sharing some amazingly dorky classic comments. Ex: “We have a class called Lit Hum??? *chuckles at own joke*” and “I don’t have *anything* figured out!” Keep chuckling, good sir. We know that your 10th hour in Butler seems to […]

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Tinder Archetype: The Sadboy

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be careful he might still be a fuckboy
his hipster friends are cooler than you
it's not just a phase
my type
post-adolescent ennui
tinder archetype

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Bwog In Bed: Just Dance

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bwog in bed is backkkk
good luck with your studying columbia!
grindr in nyc is an experience like no other
spooky procrastination
take care of yourself columbia
the best overseen/overheards are on grindr
the fame was a gr8 album

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Marching Band Prohibited From Playing Orgo Night In Butler 209

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ann thornton or public enemy number one?
cumb
marching band
orgo night
orgo night is still happening! but ... where

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North Pole State of Mind: Bwog Reviews XMAS!11

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bwog reviews
bwog wants a yo-yo for christmas
christmas
happy finals season from bwog
happy holidays from bwog
it's never too early to start listening to xmas music
musical theater
rudolph
snow
snow puns
xmas!11

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Reminder: Stressbusters In Butler

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ahh
ALL FREE TODAY
blue mercury
bwogaliscious
canyon ranch
Catalina wine mixer
cucumber infused water
don't fart
equinox spa
jap lef chose me
massage therapist
namaste bitches
oh what a relief it is
OMMMM
rub rub rub
sigh
therapy
today

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Hail To The (Interim) Chief

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'tis the season for controversial appointments
back at it again
bwog learns some things
DSpar
good luck Rob
joebama?
sga
shoutout to the spec photographer's pocket square
unique

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Bwog In Bed: Holidazed & Confused

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ambulatory method
awaken my love
bathroom method
butler boo
bwogaliscious
By Chloe rumors
childish
Columbia
dazed
donald glover
german restaurant
gimme gimme
golden globes
greatest city in the world
holiday spirit
holidazed and confused
jap lyf chose me
method one
pokeworks
postmates
rolf's
spectacle

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Fake Book With Connections To “Dark Enlightenment” Movement Found On Stack 12

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awful terrible
dark enlightenment
how low can we go
nazism at columbia????
overseen
we didn't need this right before finals

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