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Bwog in Bed: The Studying before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 0 Comments

Bwog would love to greet the morning with you every day during exam period, but we really don’t want to leave our nest of blankets in the Diana bed. Our compromise is to invite you into our cocoon for a few minutes to share some tidbits. Maybe you can return the favor by sending your […]

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Actual Wisdom: Gary Okihiro

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 49 Comments

Tonight’s Actual Wisdom: Gary Okihiro, Comparative Ethnics professor and expert on the Department of Social Formations, humility, and how many times a person can die. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Throughout my over thirty-year career, I’ve had to justify my field of study, comparative ethnic studies, repeatedly. Now I’ve got to […]

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The Most Wonderful Time Of The Night

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Update: Deantini just gets cuter and cuter. A tipster reported that along with mini candy canes, he’s sharing some amazingly dorky classic comments. Ex: “We have a class called Lit Hum??? *chuckles at own joke*” and “I don’t have *anything* figured out!” Keep chuckling, good sir. We know that your 10th hour in Butler seems to […]

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How To Write Your Final Paper: Thesis Statement Mad Libs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 6 Comments

Writing papers on three hours of sleep and two shots of espresso is hard, but slaving away in Butler has its benefits–Bwog’s got the composition process almost down to a science. To help you through this finals season, here are some helpful guidelines for getting your thesis statement from your brain onto the page. First […]

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Wednesday Wasted on Water

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Two girls were seen plundering Morton Williams of its supply of Pellegrino sparkling water bottles—but they had one of those tubs you use to move your entire amount of possessions into your room in the fall. Maybe they had just gotten out of a two-seat Lambo and were really thirsty…?

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GonzoBwog: Zumba with DSpar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Bwog sent Daredevil Dancer Maud Rozee into the heart of Barnard’s dance studio 2 to report on McAC’s highly anticipated “Zumba Study Break with President Spar” event. I had mixed feelings about the idea of Zumbaing with President Spar at first. The sensible part of me asked “why would I want to embarrass myself in […]

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Culinary Contrarian: Chili On Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 3 Comments

Culinary Contrarian Colin Stokes has braved the dark corners of the Columbia food scene to dazzle, startle, and entertain us. This time, he ventures into the world of red meat on campus — and it’s not a JJ’s place burger. Read on for the most unexpected of chili sources. When you are pulling an all-dayer […]

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A Song That Just Won’t Die

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 49 Comments

Maybe that will change come 2013, but for now we’re still living in the year of Call Me Maybe and Gangnam Style. So grit your teeth and wring out every last drop of guilty pleasure from “Columbia Style,” by Columbia Style.

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PrezBo, Out of Context

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 4 Comments

For the past few fall semesters, PrezBo has taught a class on free speech. This year, the class focuses on constitutional freedom of speech and press in the United States. Bwog was tipped a neatly chronological selection of the best out-of-context quips from our elegantly coiffured president’s only class. 9/24: “Get your note pads out—in […]

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Baked in Butler: Butler Cafe Pastries Are (Sort of) Delicious

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 3 Comments

In an effort to be of continual service to the Columbia community—and to avoid our collective mound of work—Bwog brings you a series of narrative reviews for the questionably labeled baked goods available at your favorite only Butler dining option: Butler Cafe. (Daniel’s?) Swirled (Cheesecake?) Brownie None of these 1970s Japanese studies are showing up on […]

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Live at Lerner: Study Break!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 2 Comments

Live at Lerner is at it again with their cheery attempts to make Lerner–you know–a legitimate student center. Today from noon till 2 pm in the Lerner Piano Lounge they will be having a Study Break replete with cookie decorating, Stressbusters, holiday-themed arts and crafts, and a video of a totally real warm fire. Along […]

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Bwog In Bed: Running on Three Hours of Sleep

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 1 Comments

As finals crawl ever closer, Bwog is hoppin’ in bed with you to help you procrastinate make reading week a little bit better. Remember to look on the bright side of life and send in tips to help us get you through finals. Bwogline: In defiance of sanctions, North Korea launched a long-range rocket early […]

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Orgo Night: Protest Edition

Bwog Staff 1

c's get degrees
columbia should have a major in protesting
orgo night
PrezBo came in like a wrecking ball
s/o to youngweon for waving that flag like a pro
thanks timmy for the help
this is what we do instead of being productive students
we couldn't feel our toes
who the hell is ann thornton anyway

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Senior Wisdom: Adam Chelminski

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because we haven't posted enough about the band in the past few days
bwog fully endorses symposium's saganaki
i tried walking from 116th to 96th and i could feel the breath rattle out of me
it's llllllllllllllllllllit
PrezBo's Freedom of Speech Class
senior wisdom
war on fun
Yes

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Bwog In Bed: Freshmen Suffer Edition

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at this point 21 savage is the only consolation
disclaimer for not being relatable to seas
disclaimer for not being relatable to upperclassmen
maybe i'm exaggerating the suffering of freshmen
ok but why the fuck is the iliad on genius dot com

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Orgo Night Review Guide Is Out

Bwog Staff 0

bwog baby daddy
deadass d
how
lmao
naked orgo night
orgo night
orgo night script

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See What The University Senate Had To Say About Orgo Night

Sarah Kinney 6

c'mon what the hell
not all students like to have an hour of disruption around this time
organic chemistry is serious business you guys
orgo night
prezbo
reinvent the tradition
s-
save orgo night 2k16
some of us like multiple hours of disruption plz and thnx
Student Affairs Committee
university senate
you're right

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Who’s Pooping In Lerner?

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once three stalls in a five stall bathroom in lerner were all unusable because of how disgusting they were - we had to wait in line
potty humor
psa
seriously be careful in the lerner bathrooms
what number does everyone go in lerner toilets? two!
who puts an entire roll of toilet paper in the toilet?? who????

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The Butler Cabin Reservations

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crying is for girls
doggos
fuck sig nu
get lit in 409A
mike perez or mike starr?
oh mike
puppers
samoyed are good doggos
snek!
we're all bunz

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Reminder! Fireside Study Break Is Tonight

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ive been taking a study break since 2010 tbh
RHLO
study break
study breaks > studying
undergrad student life
warm your cold dead heart by the fire

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