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Green Umbrella Attacks Campus

By Bwog Staff on Sep 16, 2012 58 Comments

The email-illiterate masses are currently rising up to destroy the clean (or green?) inboxes of much of campus. The Green Umbrella list serv is experiencing mass defection as dozens of people attempt to unsubscribe by hitting “reply all,” which only compounds the problem and the hilarity. UPDATE: The most prolific spammer, Chloe B., has contacted us […]

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Bwog Sports Sunday: Winning Weekend

By Bwog Staff on Sep 16, 2012 3 Comments

Class of 2016, cherish this moment. Your Columbia Lions football team is undefeated. The team opened the 2012 season with a narrow 10-9 victory over Marist, erasing fears that the Lions would have another 9-game winless streak to start the season and undoubtedly taking some pressure off new football head coach Pete Mangurian. The football […]

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Bucket List: Gladwell, India, Aung San Suu Kyi

By Bwog Staff on Sep 16, 2012 7 Comments

Bucket List represents the unbelievable intellectual privilege we enjoy as Columbia students. We do our very best to bring to your attention important guest lecturers and special events on campus. As always, feel free to mention any events we may have missed in the comments section and we’ll add them. Our recommendations for this week are […]

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RoomHop: Nussbaum’s Museum

By Bwog Staff on Sep 16, 2012 13 Comments

Connoisseur of Fine Art and Fine Bagels Brit Byrd visited CC sophomore Alex Chang’s Nussbaum dorm-cum-museum. Here’s what he found out from its curator… Impressionism, curatorship, and soft lighting are three concepts not usually associated with the address 600 W 113th St. This year however, the focused glow of one resident’s set of museum-caliber LEDs is on […]

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Overheard: People Being Edgy

By Bwog Staff on Sep 16, 2012 1 Comments

Last night, we received the following picture, captioned (edgily) by a tipster: From another anonymous tipster: Three first-years on Broadway and 114th: F1: …then we found out that he’s the son of the diplomat to Belgium. F3: Good thing it wasn’t Libya! Ohhh! An awkward silence. F2: Too soon? Too soon. More anonymous eavesdropping from […]

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Bwog Meeting Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Sep 16, 2012 1 Comments

Take the Lerner talking elevators up to the fifth floor and go to the SGO at 7 pm where Bwog will welcome you with open arms and carbohydrate-laden snacks! If you like to write, read, and/or jazzercise then you should come tonight and even if you don’t like any of those things you should still […]

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Bwoglines: Shock Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 16, 2012 0 Comments

The ubiquity of nudity (and more nudity) and obscenities in today’s society has led many to wonder if the art world can shock us anymore. (Gawker, CNN, NYT) To launch her new fragrance, FAME, Lady Gaga threw a promotional party at the Guggenheim Museum where mask-sporting attendees could watch her catch some highly premeditated z’s inside […]

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“The Vile and the Noble”: Bwog’s Inaugural Wine Column

By Bwog Staff on Sep 15, 2012 7 Comments

Did you know that Bwog was an armchair oenologist? Neither did we, until today. Please raise your Nalgenes as we venture together into the mysterious world of wine columns. We hope to be bringing back whatever wisdom we can garner from free tastings at International, instructional YouTube videos, and the notoriously inconsequential conjectures of the […]

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Ask Bwog: Relationships with Professors, TAs, and Guest Lecturers

By Bwog Staff on Sep 15, 2012 20 Comments

It’s that time of year again, when Columbia students choose their classes, make new friends, and get hot and bothered when Professor Sexy Time bends over to pick up the chalk. Despite all the TAs, professors, and guest lecturers who look like the soles of Michael Phelps’ feet, there are still countless babes-with-brains teaching on […]

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BunsenBwog: Mayans, Droughts, and the True Price of Corn

By Bwog Staff on Sep 15, 2012 3 Comments

This week, our aspiring anthropologist, Zach Kagan, trekked down to 112th and Broadway to talk with climate scientist Benjamin Cook about his research on the real Mayan apocalypse, not the one purported to happen on December 21st, 2012. Climate science tends to obsess with the far future. What will climate patterns be like in five, ten, fifty years from now? […]

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What To Do On The Weekends

By Bwog Staff on Sep 15, 2012 5 Comments

Too broke responsible to party on the weekends? Waiting for your fake ID Want to take advantage of campus and New York City? Bwog’s here to help with some ideas for a cheap and sober weekend. Campus Scavenger Hunt Here are the rules: gather up a group of friends and bring a piece of paper for […]

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Free Stuff with Football on the Side

By Bwog Staff on Sep 15, 2012 6 Comments

Update, 3:15 pm: Columbia just beat Marist 10-9. Roar, lion, roar. Your CU Lions have their opening game today against Marist at 12:30 PM! Make the trek out to Baker Field (map) with free shuttles from 116th and Broadway starting at 11 am. Once you get there, enjoy free t-shirts for the first 500 students, free beverages in […]

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Bwog In Bed: The Beginning And The End Edition

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bwog in bed
coffee is a drug but we can't live without it
smoking kills but only slowly
that coffee comment reminds us of something we heard once: "If cocaine wasn't addictive I would do it all the time"
we love bwog in bed

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Field Notes: The End Of Times Edition

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field notes
if this is your last weekend on campus/you're done after this friday we hate you but we also want to be you
like if you relate to the custard
like if you relate to the void
referencing frost and dante in one post? that's a lot possibly too much (much like finals)
to quote macbeth: all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death
what is a weekend really but a collection of moments we will eventually forget

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Senior Wisdom: Suze Myers

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Does she run the barnlib insta too?
Librarians ARE punk af
Probably top 10
RIP Maggie's old spot
RIP Uni Cafe
RIP Zayn
senior wisdom
senior wisdoms
senior wisdoms 2016
The librarians are more hardcore than us
We actually cried when we found out Suze is BC Magnolia Tree
We actually really like the Eye
We're all that weird raindrop cake thing

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CCSC Descends Into Chaos Over Renaming The Sandwich Ambassador

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'most likely to invite jj's staff to his wedding' same
"That's out of order"
being on shrooms during a CCSC meeting
Ben Mak
ccsc
CCSC chaos
Dan Stone
Dan Stone gets what he wants
flip
foosball
like if you think joe is the most effective member of ccsc
Pornstache
renaming sandwich ambassador
sandwich ambassador
shitting on members of CCSC
Vivek Ramakrishnan
where is our paper plate award
where is the award for 'most likely to send a college-wide email at 3am'?

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From The Issue: On Duty

The Blue and White 3

american foreign policy - always a difficult topic
from the issue
gs students
tfw you realize a major part of your life may have implications you never considered before
the blue and white
veterans

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Senior Wisdom: Lucas Zeppetello

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Hmm why no mention of CDCJ?
is he trying to be the next ms frizzle?
is the war on fun a figment of our imagination? (is everything a figment of our imagination?)
Lucas Zeppetello
senior wisdom
Two p's two l's one t
we want to read that kanye west is a vampire essay
Yes we interviewed him through a window once

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Bwoglines: Extinguishing The Last Of Our Hope Edition

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apocalyptic fever dream
bwog gets existential
bwoglines
last bwoglines of the semester
like if you think malia made the right choice
like if you want to cease this pitiful existence & tumble slowly into the void
sadcolumbiabwoglines
the horror! the horror!
what if you could nap for the rest of your life
wish we could slowly disappear from columbia's campus

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A King’s Statue: Bwog Reviews The 1st Annual Varsity Show Art Exhibit

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come at me
don't send me threatening messages
late night bwog is back
lnb
lol varsity show
no game of thrones spoilers here but you should watch the show
orgo night is better
tfw you didn't even see varsity show
thanks golston for the met info
this is for all the real butlerites still up at this point in time
varsity show

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