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Masterpieces of Western Television II

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 19 Comments

Your knowledge of the canon of Western Television is incomplete without the second semester. So, Bwog did a bunch of procrastinating studying and finished up the study guide. Rocket Power It was sometimes difficult to watch Otto, Twister, Squid, and Reggie doing extreme sports when all we could do was eat out Honeynut Cheerios on the […]

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Roger That, Security Levels Will Be Raised to Red Level Alpha 7 Charlie Bravo For Obama

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 36 Comments

If you’re planning to attend Barnard Commencement, get ready to be searched/checked/wanded/stripped/violated-in-all-sortsaways. To avoid the possibility of a nightmare scenario, Columbia University Commencement and Barnard College have been working with The White House and the Secret Service in order to ensure the security of POTUS. This means almost every gate, sidewalk, window, and building will be […]

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Chronicles of Existentialism: The Chalk Is a Lie

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 2 Comments

The Dark Night holds many mysteries, not least among them the delibility of chalk. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The first sentence in this list is false. Did the chalk last through the night?

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Glorious Mortal Plushy Combat

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 12 Comments

In case you missed the opportunity to achieve immortal kleos at last night’s pillowfight, Bwog invites you to relive the madness with this gratuitous gallery of gory photographs: Two combatants reflect on their conquests: Girl 1: ”OUR PILLOWS ARE STAINED WITH THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO CHALLENGED US” Girl 2: ”But like, actually though….I’m not sleeping on […]

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When a Dorm is Actually a Pig Sty

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 10 Comments

Zuzana Giertlova dons her detective hat and pigs out. Read this and more in the April issue of The Blue & White, on campus this week! Rumor had it there was a pig living in a University-owned building somewhere in the city. The Blue & White took it upon themselves to investigate, and set out […]

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The Morning After

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

It was a pretty dark night for everyone. Well, at least for all these people. Some early risers (or never-actually-went-to-sleep-ers) were greeted with images of the aftermath this morning, Below, glimpses of some secrets Butler didn’t hide fast enough from the light of day.

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Bwoglines: While You Were Power Napping Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

Senator Schumer fought to keep beer cheap. (NYPost) The Empire State building went green. (Reuters) Mr. Normal took France. (Daily Intel) Our part of Broadway got a reality check. (NYT) Procrastinating for your 1 pm final became a whole lot easier. (Buzzfeed) Excuse to meta-link via Dark Night tipster

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A Dark Night For Souls Everywhere

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 55 Comments

You’re miserable. We’re miserable. The guy who’ll have to kick us all out of 210 from 7 to 8 am is preemptively miserable on behalf of everyone involved. As per tradition, we took this dark and dreary night as an opportunity to traipse through Butler and photograph the anguish. Send your own photos of the […]

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Senior Wisdom: David Spencer Seconi

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 56 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: David Spencer Seconi; Rochester (the Roc), NY; Columbia College, History. Claim to Fame: The one I tell my parents: bringing Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf to campus my junior year was a wild ride. I raised over $7k and organized a multitude of student groups/faculty/campus security in order to bring him to Lerner Hall […]

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Senior Wisdom: Mario Gabriele

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 17 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Mario Gabriele, London, UK, Columbia College Claim to Fame: My time in Morningside was pretty devoid of fame, though I did stumble into a little infamy while abroad in Nepal. An angry middle-aged villager in the Himalayas is not fond of me…I called him a naughty man in nepali (never say that), he […]

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Senior Wisdom: Jacob Rice

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 30 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Jacob Rice, Oakland, CA, CC, Theater and Astrophysics Claim to Fame? I think I may be the only person to graduate Columbia with a double major in theater and astrophysics, but most people know me as the loud kid who looks kind of like Andy Samberg. Where are you going? I’m doing a theater […]

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(Honorary) Senior Wisdom: Zach Sims

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 14 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Zach Sims, Old Greenwich (CT), CC Claim to Fame: Dropped out after junior year to found Codecademy, a startup focused on teaching the world to learn to code. We count Mayor Bloomberg and The White House among our 1m+ users. Where are you going? I’m already gone (but our offices are in SoHo so […]

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Bwoglines: Knocked Up A Notch Edition

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"we will bury you"
BAM
bwoglines
Christian communities are being faced by religio-imperialistic Islamists
Everybody forgets the native Christian communities in the Middle East
fuck terrorists
spice it up a notch
that probably inverts a few preconceptions eh
the Hermit Kingdom

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Field Notes: It’s Always Midterms Edition

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a 'fuck spec' sticker is the best possible legacy tbh
are midterms like this at all ivies or is columbia just exceptionally terrible
field notes
girl scout cookies are the ultimate tip
is this the price we pay for proximity to broadway?
use the anonymous form ... be mysterious
we'll stop having midterms themed field notes when our profs stop giving us midterms
why can't we have spring break round two instead

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Public Safety: Do You [Bullet]Proofread?

Nikki Shaner-Bradford 1

and stop losing my id btw
breaking up with public safety
call out
honestly though
how many lit hum references: a game
just a tête-à-tête with public safety
just friendly advice
public safety
public safety emails
read whilst listening to You Give Love A Bad Name by Bon Jovi
ricardo morales
shame
what about some private safety up in here
you're going to cause a riot

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GSSC Candidates Announced

Amara Banks 0

2020 imma run the whole election!
Bwogmoji just shut down the app store
do she got a booty? she scooby dooby doo
elections 2016
GSGSGS just jumped over (c)CS(c)
gssc
gssc is great at getting shit done
scoob
scooby dooby don't.......... play this song for him
scooby snacks

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Remember To Register For The Sexual Respect Requirement

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it's all about respect
Reminder
sexual respect requirement
throwback to when cumb fulfilled the sexual respect requirement ... that was kinda weird
we almost typed 'sext semester' instead of 'next semester' - maybe bwog needs to fulfill the sexual respect requirement
we bet cumb wishes they had a giant phallic-shaped balloon they could hang over butler

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Columbia To Raise Pay Rate For All Student Workers To $15

Bwog Staff 1

$15/hour
breaking
minimum wage
over the course of 3 yrs though ....
pay me what you owe me
student workers
student-worker solidarity
SWS

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Here’s What’s Happening At College Days This Year

Joe Milholland 2

ccsc
college days
college days? more like college daze are we right
Dean Valentine
Deantini misspelled
free food
free food is coming
Henry Moore
lead-up to Bacchanal
not sure why exactly the core is worth celebrating but here we go
we suffer through the core all year but at least we get free food for one week

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Housing Reviews 2016: Woodbridge

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does columbia have other 'odd dungeons' besides the woodbridge laundry room? probably. do we want to visit them? no.
housing 2016
if you live here prepare to spend a lot of time at riverside (and/or running into distraught barnard first-years)
sometimes it feels like college itself is an 'uphill windy stroll'
woodbridge

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