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“Roll on the Floor Laughing your ass off ???”

By Bwog Staff on Jun 30, 2012 20 Comments

History repeats itself, 2016. Prefrosh Facebook one another. Sometimes, they plan parties. This year, they’ve been inspired by Mean Girls, the 2004 teen comedy starring cute Lindsay Lohan. Those are pretty good quotes, to be fair, and these prefrosh clearly love the idea of Columbia. If only we could buy some of their enthusiasm on the street and […]

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DSpar Writes About Women’s Guilt

By Bwog Staff on Jun 28, 2012 26 Comments

As Barnard’s 2011 Commencement speaker, Sheryl Sandberg, COO of Facebook and one of the most powerful women in America, catalogued the industries and positions of power in which women are severely underrepresented. It turns out, that’s most of them. She encouraged Barnard’s graduating seniors to change these troubling statistics, adding the caveat that career decisions […]

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Don’t look… campus is “indisposed.”

By Bwog Staff on Jun 28, 2012 15 Comments

While most Columbians vegetate in flyover states or work long hours in the beige halls of finance, Columbia prepares herself for the Fall 2012 and the arrival of the class of 2016. (We see you!) Like the MTA’s, Columbia’s renovations are a patchwork of quick-fixes intended to squeeze a little more life out of really […]

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Salve for the Steamed, Summer Soul

By Bwog Staff on Jun 27, 2012 12 Comments

Most Columbian undergrads only live in the city for the nine cooler months out of the year. Those who have remained for the summer observe a city-wide, metaphysical transformation. Brief experience with the truly oppressive combination of ~100 degree weather and giant concrete/metal heatsinks forces a renegotiation of one’s relationship with basic infrastructure. “Urban jungle” takes […]

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Jonathan Krueger, GS ’12, Has Passed Away

By Bwog Staff on Jun 25, 2012 12 Comments

Jonathan Krueger, GS ’12, has passed away. Jonathan was a member of the GS Honor Society, Phi Beta Kappa, and graduated magna cum laude last month. According to Leslie Limardo, Acting Dean of Students for GS, Jonathan lost his battle with cancer on June 20th. The University will hold a memorial service in his honor […]

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Boringside Heights: Rita, We Hardly Knew Ye Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jun 25, 2012 12 Comments

Whether you’re wallowing in mid-summer discontent after having caught up on all things Hulu, or discovering the god particle and stuff at your internship, we thought we’d let you know that things on our end are just as boring as you left ’em.

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Suspect Arrested for 122nd Street Execution

By Bwog Staff on Jun 23, 2012 30 Comments

Update, 6/25 12:00 pm: Nunez has admitted to police that he is the guy on the surveillance video, according to the Daily News. The NYPD arrested Roberto Nunez at 8 this morning on suspicion of June 7th’s triple homicide. Nunez, 30, is a convicted felon. He can be seen walking away from the blood-spattered BMW in […]

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Lost: Nook Simple Touch

By Bwog Staff on Jun 19, 2012 1 Comments

I lost my Nook e-reader in either Math, Mudd, or Pupin last Friday. It’s 6.5 x 5 inches, dark gray in color, otherwise just a standard B&N Nook Simple Touch. Email stc2117@columbia.edu if found for a reward of $20.

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Administration Sacks @deantini

By Bwog Staff on Jun 19, 2012 24 Comments

The Twitter account, that is. We received word yesterday that the @deantini Twitter has been suspended. Turns out the as-yet-unknown creator didn’t put up the white flag after being unveiled by both Columbia College and the dean himself (see below). His resistance caused a “fair amount of confusion” according to Amanda Lang from CC’s Office of Communications, […]

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The Rent Was Too Damn Low, They Said

By Bwog Staff on Jun 18, 2012 47 Comments

Many of you recently received an email from our bffls, the Columbia Trustees, stating that they decided to charge you more to live here next year. The rates increased anywhere from $25-$35 depending on your dorm, and the new price is already reflected on the StarRez Portal. Before you go lawyer up (read: call your […]

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Deantweeting

By Bwog Staff on Jun 14, 2012 12 Comments

Update: As of 6/18, the account no longer exists. Update: We’ve received official word that it’s definitely not the real Deantini. As of yesterday, “James J. Valentini,” or simply @deantini, infiltrated the Twittersphere. Now this can mean two things: Either Deantini has tried to expand his “hip” social media presence even further, or there is a […]

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Brunchside At Alumni Weekend

By Bwog Staff on Jun 12, 2012 18 Comments

Last weekend, Columbia alum flocked from far and near to attend annual reunion events put on by the Columbia Alumni Association. His interest piqued by talk of free food and free conversation, Bwog’s resident Alumni Anthropologist Ace Bijan Samareh decided to stop by the Dean’s Day Continental Breakfast, hosted by Deantini, and ask the attendees […]

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Classes To Take Before You Die I Mean Graduate: Fall 2016 Edition

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classes to take before you die
damn we're gunna miss browsing the cu course directory at some point in our lives
fall 2016
foley is a greek goddess it's true
gotta love some lady boss profs
i guess we'll suggest you use courses@cu OR JUST USE A DAMN PEN AND PAPER LIKE 2007!
isn't it nice when we do the work for you?
looking for a prof's mind at work

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Bwoglines: Leaders Edition

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Bwog banged our pans with everybody else
bwoglines
can't wait to watch the Trump family tonight
Dilma Rousseff should just be impeached already
if you understand our reference we'll buy you a six pack
Kasich pls
Musk 2016
somebody has to write science fiction with rockets landing/taking off from ships now
this rocket news has massive implications
Tsipras is the characteristic liberal-coming-of-age story
WE LOVE YOU ELON MUSK

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Field Notes: It’s Lit Edition

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'another' gay bar
@ ras we know who could've pulled us into their suites but didn't: how dare you
can't believe the barnard wifi would betray us
days on campus? more like gays on campus amirite
field notes
like if you think bwog should do a 'best places to sleep in butler' series
what could be better than a free sandwich from hamdel?

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The Sculpture Discourse (According To CCSC’s Recent Survey)

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"no"
comment where YOU want to put the statue
our new hero is the guy who responded to the survey just to say 'i really don't give a fuck'
Reclining Figure
some people literally wrote essays in the comment box guys
statue discourse
tbt to when bwog got like 10 tips about the statue in one night
true to its core ... we see what you did there
we didn't realize it was possible to make butler more depressing

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Housing Coverage 2016, Day 5

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at least you won't have to live in carman
chances are you'll get 'guaranteed housing'
good luck and godspeed
housing 2016
lie down ... try not to cry ... cry a lot
try not to cry (too much)
when will housing be over. when will we finally be free

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Housing Reviews 2016: Wien

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don't worry freshmen ... your dorms are next
housing 2016
it's not that far ... really
stay tuned for bwog's new illustrated guidebook: the care and keeping of your pet sink
who needs friends when there's a bikeshare rack outside your dorm?
wien? wein? wine? whine?
yes ... wien has doubles. (are they nice doubles? that's debatable)

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CCSC Discusses A CASV Resolution And The Henry Moore Sculpture

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500 rolls of toilet paper - that's a lot of ass-wiping
casv
ccsc
Constitutional Review
Is this the end of the sandwich ambassador?
like if you'll watch makansi's live-streamed fireside chat
like if you're getting sick of the statue discourse
live streaming
live-streamed events
multi-part process of constitutional review ... sounds so complicated
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Soundtrack To Finishing Your Thesis

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catch us assclapping in butler instead of writing
do you think kanye ever had to write a thesis?
don't even talk to us until we're done with our paper
drake wouldn't treat me like this
if you can finish your thesis frank ocean can come out with a new album
isn't it cool to produce your own legit academic work tho?
playlist
we are stronger because we've written a thesis
when u an academic u an academic
when you just can't stop talking about your data with your friends
work work work

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