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The Best of the Worst: The Philolexian Society’s Bad Poetry Contest

By Bwog Staff on Nov 09, 2012 9 Comments

Last night was a good night to be bad at poetry. Columbia’s best bad poets shined up their shoes (*not really), did their hair (*ish), and broke out their tuxes (*in one case, yes) for terrible poetry’s biggest night of the year: the Philolexian Society’s 27th annual Alfred Joyce Kilmer Bad Poetry Contest. Bwog’s expert […]

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Bwog Teaches You About Snow

By Bwog Staff on Nov 09, 2012 2 Comments

As usual, the snow has caused campus to go a little haywire. But never fear, Bwog is here with the top three issues we’re dealing with at the moment. Watch out for the following: 1) Gate closures: If you’re not checking email, you may have been surprised to find the Chapel, Earl Hall, and CEPSR […]

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Bwoglines: Career Advice Edition

By Bwog Staff on Nov 09, 2012 1 Comments

If you want to be president, remember that politicians are people too, and follow Obama’s example. On the other hand, if you’re looking for a different political position, learn from Chris Christie and try not to snub the candidate you actually campaigned for. (Huff Post) If you want to be a human rights activist, your […]

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Drinking With Obama

By Bwog Staff on Nov 08, 2012 6 Comments

As intensely dedicated journalists, Bwog has tried hard to avoid bias and hearsay in the months leading up to the election. Finally though, the tough times of campaigning are over, so we can let our hair down and have a drink or two with the knowledge that our incumbent will continue to cumb for four […]

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Follow Your Dreams: Saving Lives Edition

By Bwog Staff on Nov 08, 2012 8 Comments

Most Columbia alums dream of a cushy job in trading or a somewhat successful book deal. But four Bio-Medical Engineering graduates are starting their post-college careers not by working in a coffee bar, but by saving a few thousand lives. Actually, more than a few thousand, if Tampostat, the group’s BME senior design project that […]

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QuickTix: Adventurous Edition

By Bwog Staff on Nov 08, 2012 0 Comments

Now that it seems as though the weather is calming down and things are getting back to normal, you’re going to need some extra excitement in your life. Check out these neat events from the TIC office to start you off: Campus Events: CUPAL Special Project: Lydia and Tom. Today at 8:30 pm and tomorrow […]

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Columbia Congratulates Its Newest Latter-Day Saint

By Bwog Staff on Nov 08, 2012 5 Comments

Ben Platt CC ’16 of previous Pitch Perfect popularity has just received what many would consider the greatest honor of all: the chance to portray Elder Arnold Cunningham in the Second National Tour of The Book of Mormon. Beginning in Chicago, this will be the third production of the Tony Award-winning hit. Tickets are already sold out […]

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The 27th Alfred Joyce Kilmer Bad Poetry Contest is Tonight!

By Bwog Staff on Nov 08, 2012 7 Comments

Tonight in 309 Havemeyer at 8:30 pm, the Philolexian Society invites you to “celebrate mediocrity in a form that is less violent than Lions football” at the 27th Alfred Joyce Kilmer Bad Poetry Contest. Anyone who attends can show off their horrible writings skills in front of a huge crowd – over 300 attendees in […]

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Snowbrawl 2012: Report from the Field

By Bwog Staff on Nov 08, 2012 7 Comments

The night was chilly but the fight was heated. Last night’s Snowbrawl 2012 was a violent bonanza of snow-related fun. These tidbits from Bwog’s intrepid tipsters give us some idea of the carnage: Overheard at Snowbrawl 2012: “PEOPLE ARE NOT TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY ENOUGH” Girl to friends after getting smacked in the face: “It’s assault […]

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Found: Leopard print scarf

By Bwog Staff on Nov 08, 2012 0 Comments

Leopard print scarf found in Havemeyer. Can now be found at the lost and found in Low Library.

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Nick Dirks, Dean of Faculty of Arts & Sciences, Resigns

By Bwog Staff on Nov 08, 2012 17 Comments

Nicholas Dirks, the Dean of the Faculty of Arts & Sciences, has resigned to become chancellor (that’s California for “president”) of UC-Berkeley. Dirks is a celebrated anthropology professor who left UMichigan for Columbia in 1997 to overhaul our anthropology department. A few years later, Prezbo arrived at Columbia from UMichigan and asked Dirks to join […]

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Morningside Almanac: Week of 11/8

By Bwog Staff on Nov 08, 2012 0 Comments

Greetings produce enthusiasts. Although the weather has been horrific lately, and it’s understandable if you don’t want to leave your room ever again, you still do need to eat your greens. So, here’s your market news for this week: There will be NO FOOD SCRAPS COLLECTION this Sunday. You can, however, take your scraps to […]

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How To Avoid Dangerous Topics On Thanksgiving

Victoria Arancio 3

anyone that is staying is a lucky s.o.b.
ay you pass the cranberry sauce
bwogsgiving is real thanksgiving
deflect like you've never deflected before
drink your way through the holiday
everyone has that crazy uncle
How-To
thanksgiving

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Where Art Thou: Turkey Day

Gowan Moïse 0

be sure to find a George to get ready for your Sunday in the park
loadbang makes its return to the Miller Theatre with a.... bang
the band name 'loadbang' has the potential to be sooooo much dirtier...
turkey day is much more fun to say than Thanksgiving
who else is ready for the parade??

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Bwoglines: There Are Reachers, And There Are Settlers

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ban ki-moon must be having a mental breakdown rn
Bill de Blasio will be there
bwoglines
columbia sanctuary
gonna miss obama
if you don't know if you're a reacher or a settler you're probably a reacher
spread the love
we are all beautiful people

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Bad Poetry: A Tribute To Alfred Joyce Kilmer

Tamara Barriot 0

'trees' sounds like something that will haunt u for the rest of ur days
i wonder if tobey maguire's dead skin cells are still in havemeyer 309
is this what it feels like to be in a cult
isn't spongebob the voice that sells u chocolate

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Recycling Pee In Space And Other Feats Of Engineering: A Talk With Astronaut Tim Kopra

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adding ‘in space’ to any activity makes it 100x cooler
camping in space
getting excited about space in space
lecturehop
nobody asked if he preferred star wars or star trek
recycling pee in space
space: the final frontier
who do you go camping with? 10/10 would recommend (space)

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Columbia Athletics Closes Investigation And Releases Statement Regarding Wrestling Program

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campus issues
columbia athletics
columbia university wrestling team
let's hope this helps!
official statement
wrestling
yikes

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A Wrinkle In (GMT)ime

Jennifer Nugent 0

bwog loves u joey
Greenwich mean time
madlibs onstage
mrs. whatsit
mrs. which
mrs. who
the rest of the cast was p damn flawless too
wink-le in time hehehe

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Bwoglines: Burial Edition

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bwoglines
i wish i was an artiste but i'm just an art appreciator
i would go to the whitney if we could for free
not sure what i can say bc this is pretty serious stuff
not sure what the whitney museum has to do with burial but lets just roll with it
whose mans [referring to man in casket]

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