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Found: Blue iPod Nano

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 0 Comments

Found in one of the couches in the Wallach Sky Lounge. Returned to Hartley Hospitality Desk.

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Senior Wisdom: Jasmine Senior

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 41 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Jasmine Senior (yes, that’s my last name), Army Brat, Columbia College, Political Science/French and Francophone Studies Claim to Fame? I consistently provide people with free food throughout the academic year. I have also never pulled an all-nighter. In part because my body just won’t let me (probably jinxing myself…) Where are […]

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Masterpieces of Western Television II

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 19 Comments

Your knowledge of the canon of Western Television is incomplete without the second semester. So, Bwog did a bunch of procrastinating studying and finished up the study guide. Rocket Power It was sometimes difficult to watch Otto, Twister, Squid, and Reggie doing extreme sports when all we could do was eat out Honeynut Cheerios on the […]

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Roger That, Security Levels Will Be Raised to Red Level Alpha 7 Charlie Bravo For Obama

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 36 Comments

If you’re planning to attend Barnard Commencement, get ready to be searched/checked/wanded/stripped/violated-in-all-sortsaways. To avoid the possibility of a nightmare scenario, Columbia University Commencement and Barnard College have been working with The White House and the Secret Service in order to ensure the security of POTUS. This means almost every gate, sidewalk, window, and building will be […]

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Chronicles of Existentialism: The Chalk Is a Lie

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 2 Comments

The Dark Night holds many mysteries, not least among them the delibility of chalk. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The first sentence in this list is false. Did the chalk last through the night?

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Glorious Mortal Plushy Combat

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 12 Comments

In case you missed the opportunity to achieve immortal kleos at last night’s pillowfight, Bwog invites you to relive the madness with this gratuitous gallery of gory photographs: Two combatants reflect on their conquests: Girl 1: ”OUR PILLOWS ARE STAINED WITH THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO CHALLENGED US” Girl 2: ”But like, actually though….I’m not sleeping on […]

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When a Dorm is Actually a Pig Sty

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 10 Comments

Zuzana Giertlova dons her detective hat and pigs out. Read this and more in the April issue of The Blue & White, on campus this week! Rumor had it there was a pig living in a University-owned building somewhere in the city. The Blue & White took it upon themselves to investigate, and set out […]

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The Morning After

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

It was a pretty dark night for everyone. Well, at least for all these people. Some early risers (or never-actually-went-to-sleep-ers) were greeted with images of the aftermath this morning, Below, glimpses of some secrets Butler didn’t hide fast enough from the light of day.

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Bwoglines: While You Were Power Napping Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

Senator Schumer fought to keep beer cheap. (NYPost) The Empire State building went green. (Reuters) Mr. Normal took France. (Daily Intel) Our part of Broadway got a reality check. (NYT) Procrastinating for your 1 pm final became a whole lot easier. (Buzzfeed) Excuse to meta-link via Dark Night tipster

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A Dark Night For Souls Everywhere

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 55 Comments

You’re miserable. We’re miserable. The guy who’ll have to kick us all out of 210 from 7 to 8 am is preemptively miserable on behalf of everyone involved. As per tradition, we took this dark and dreary night as an opportunity to traipse through Butler and photograph the anguish. Send your own photos of the […]

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Senior Wisdom: David Spencer Seconi

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 56 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: David Spencer Seconi; Rochester (the Roc), NY; Columbia College, History. Claim to Fame: The one I tell my parents: bringing Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf to campus my junior year was a wild ride. I raised over $7k and organized a multitude of student groups/faculty/campus security in order to bring him to Lerner Hall […]

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Senior Wisdom: Mario Gabriele

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 17 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Mario Gabriele, London, UK, Columbia College Claim to Fame: My time in Morningside was pretty devoid of fame, though I did stumble into a little infamy while abroad in Nepal. An angry middle-aged villager in the Himalayas is not fond of me…I called him a naughty man in nepali (never say that), he […]

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Housing Reviews 2016: McBain

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"constant classist warfare"
Carman 2.0
everyone should try to get into mcbain so we can get our single uncontested
housing 2016
it's like that kid who comes back from summer vacation looking like an entirely different person
poor proles
what is housing if not misery

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GSSC Gives Elections And Gala Updates Before Rushing Out

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Constitutional Review
Dennis Zhao
don't rip us off with grown ass dogs like at the last puppy therapy thing although we guess we aren't invited
Elizabeth Heyman
gala tension
gssc
Michel Neier
when do we get our free coffee from Joe's
when the lions actually win

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Bwoglines: 7 Train Rat Edition

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7 train trauma
assaulting reporters
british guy described as "mental" by his friends
bwoglines
check out the EgyptAir memes
florida man
nurses
we can't ever fall asleep on the train again
we didn't actually open the rat video because we once saw a similar thing when we were 5 and were permanently scarred

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Student Councils Express Concerns Over Election Process

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Adil Mughal
Ben Makansi
breaking
ccsc
CEB
Columbia College Student Council
columbia elections board
columbia political union
cpu
engineering student council
esc
General Studies Student Council
gssc
shady business but not from Maggie the Magnoli
student council
student council elections 2016
trouble in paradise
uh oh Ben!
why can't we all just be like SGA and get along?

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Barnard Housing Reviews 2016: Plimpton Hall

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amsterdam > broadway
barnard housing 2016
housing 2016
if you want a single look no further
plimpton
plimpton commuters
seniors pick friday!
someone should make a plimpton snapchat filter
why do the football players live here again?

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Columbia To Erect New Statue Of Questionable Shape

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cumb could probably afford to secretly fund this tbh
first person to photograph themselves posing erotically with the statue gets a prize
i think we can all agree butler is the best place they could possibly put this
is there an owl hidden in her vagina?
most old people use canes and shouting to get kids off their lawns - cu uses erotic statues
now that Aragorn spoke here it's only fitting they put a statue of Shelob up
we may have a new favorite statue

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SGA Talks Money With COO Robert Goldberg

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"sga day is on 4/20" cue laughter
come for the food stay for the ranting
how much time did talking about Barnard's endowment take up?
i finally got a shoutout at an sga meeting
SGA agenda compared to ESC is just embarassing
we will do that productivity report so SGA should shape up
why did the COO come????
why don't barnard cuems workers get paid

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The Human Crisis, From The Mouth Of Aragorn

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Albert Camus is bae
Aragorn reads to Columbia
Bwog loves Camus
Camus events are the shit
thanks for the suggestion Aragorn I'll read The Plague now
The Crisis of Humanity is that Columbia has midterms every two weeks
The Stranger is still an amazing book
Viggo Mortensen

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