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In Defense of: The In-Class Final

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 21 Comments

As exams begin to wind down, Bwog advocatus diaboli John Sarlitto defends what has been making your life a living hell since Friday: the in-class final. “How many finals do you have?” you might hear someone ask in those heady twilight moments of the semester, before the darkness and the shadows truly set in. A […]

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Putting it Bluntly: Going on a Prospie Tour

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 20 Comments

…on 4/20. Anna Bahr details her journey below. Read this and more in the May issue of The Blue & White, right on the tail of the April issue, on campus this week. As admitted freshman pare down their college choices in late April, arbitrary details become critical factors in the decision making process. Remember […]

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Bwoglines: Respect Your Elders Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 14 Comments

Worrying about childhood obesity may be all the rage now, but the first clinic to treat it opened at Columbia way back in 1930. (Newsweek) Gac Filipac, a custodian at Columbia, spent 20 years taking night morning classes for a Classics degree from GS. On Sunday, he’ll finally graduate—with honors! Then it’s grad school application […]

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Found: Blue iPod Nano

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 0 Comments

Found in one of the couches in the Wallach Sky Lounge. Returned to Hartley Hospitality Desk.

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Senior Wisdom: Jasmine Senior

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 41 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Jasmine Senior (yes, that’s my last name), Army Brat, Columbia College, Political Science/French and Francophone Studies Claim to Fame? I consistently provide people with free food throughout the academic year. I have also never pulled an all-nighter. In part because my body just won’t let me (probably jinxing myself…) Where are […]

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Masterpieces of Western Television II

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 19 Comments

Your knowledge of the canon of Western Television is incomplete without the second semester. So, Bwog did a bunch of procrastinating studying and finished up the study guide. Rocket Power It was sometimes difficult to watch Otto, Twister, Squid, and Reggie doing extreme sports when all we could do was eat out Honeynut Cheerios on the […]

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Roger That, Security Levels Will Be Raised to Red Level Alpha 7 Charlie Bravo For Obama

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 36 Comments

If you’re planning to attend Barnard Commencement, get ready to be searched/checked/wanded/stripped/violated-in-all-sortsaways. To avoid the possibility of a nightmare scenario, Columbia University Commencement and Barnard College have been working with The White House and the Secret Service in order to ensure the security of POTUS. This means almost every gate, sidewalk, window, and building will be […]

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Chronicles of Existentialism: The Chalk Is a Lie

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 2 Comments

The Dark Night holds many mysteries, not least among them the delibility of chalk. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The first sentence in this list is false. Did the chalk last through the night?

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Glorious Mortal Plushy Combat

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 12 Comments

In case you missed the opportunity to achieve immortal kleos at last night’s pillowfight, Bwog invites you to relive the madness with this gratuitous gallery of gory photographs: Two combatants reflect on their conquests: Girl 1: ”OUR PILLOWS ARE STAINED WITH THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO CHALLENGED US” Girl 2: ”But like, actually though….I’m not sleeping on […]

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When a Dorm is Actually a Pig Sty

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 10 Comments

Zuzana Giertlova dons her detective hat and pigs out. Read this and more in the April issue of The Blue & White, on campus this week! Rumor had it there was a pig living in a University-owned building somewhere in the city. The Blue & White took it upon themselves to investigate, and set out […]

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The Morning After

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

It was a pretty dark night for everyone. Well, at least for all these people. Some early risers (or never-actually-went-to-sleep-ers) were greeted with images of the aftermath this morning, Below, glimpses of some secrets Butler didn’t hide fast enough from the light of day.

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Bwoglines: While You Were Power Napping Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

Senator Schumer fought to keep beer cheap. (NYPost) The Empire State building went green. (Reuters) Mr. Normal took France. (Daily Intel) Our part of Broadway got a reality check. (NYT) Procrastinating for your 1 pm final became a whole lot easier. (Buzzfeed) Excuse to meta-link via Dark Night tipster

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Who Maps It Better? International Students V. American Students

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did any of the americans who participated take 8th grade american studies?? yikes
eh wyoming doesn't really matter anyway #negligible
geography
how u not know where NY is?? you're living in it
hunni
international students
ps bwog has the flu right now be nice 2 us

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Barnard Housing Reviews 2016: Elliott Hall

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600 is jealous of ur AC
barnard housing reviews 2016
but hey they cute
bwog housing reviews 2016
bwog supports making new friends
congrats on getting a printer elliot
do u rly want another year of communal bathrooms
elliot hall
elliot smells weird
international foods tho
may contribute to weird smell
some cats live in elliot!
tiny ass doubles tho
tiny ass singles too

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Bwoglines: Expand Your Horizons Edition

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bwoglines
did anyone go to the hillary rally?
johns hopkins #killinit
sleep with zee sharx
wonder if hrc was "relatable" enough at the apollo

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Columbia On My Mind

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bwog can do hony too
columbia is on our mind all the time
feel free to share your own experiences in the comments
no last names bc u know why
NSFW
our reaction to some of this: wtf
party story is us with our roommate every weekend
rites of passage: drugs vomit Tinder econ
this is what it's like to be a priest
we are being really human right now

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Barnard Housing Reviews 2016: Hewitt Hall

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barnard housing 2016
housing 2016
living in the quad for when you don't want to work on your quads
not the dining hall
strangely patterned carpeting is our aesthetic
sweetgreen
we're eternally first years and know we're exhausting to be around

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If Presidential Candidates Were Housing Options…

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"big aggressive towering phallic"
bwog election coverage
chris christie is carman: rowdy in initial days but quiet now. ultimately a blowhard
EC is the home of populism
happy room selection
hope you got registered
housing 2016: let's get weird
king drumpf and his merry vassals
presidential candidates
tbt pike scavenger hunt
we didn't do kasich sry

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Call For The Worst (Circles of Hell) Rooms At Columbia

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does having the shittiest roommate on planet earth qualify
elliot? more like helliot
housing 2016
is reslife beatrice in this scenario?
purgatory is the john jay lounge
ready to burn
we're going from the (relative) spiritual purity of easter straight back into hell
when will the lottery save us from our sins
which cu dorm corresponds to which circle of hell though
worst rooms at columbia

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Housing Reviews 2016: McBain

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"constant classist warfare"
Carman 2.0
everyone should try to get into mcbain so we can get our single uncontested
housing 2016
it's like that kid who comes back from summer vacation looking like an entirely different person
poor proles
what is housing if not misery

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