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What to Do When Your Parents are Coming to Dinner

By Bwog Staff on Oct 19, 2012 23 Comments

Ah, it’s once again that marvelous time of year when you have two midterms next week, Saturday will be wasted in drunken revelry, and…oh yeah, your parents are in town. If, like us, you’ve spent the past week panicking and trying to hide half the stuff in your room, these tips should give you a […]

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How To Read Back Your Student Life Fees

By Bwog Staff on Oct 19, 2012 0 Comments

For the past few weeks, we’ve been giving you tips on how to stick it to the man student life fees by exploiting Columbia giveaways. In this installment, we calculate how much money you can “read back” in free New York Times (and by “read,” we obviously mean “do the crossword/KenKen and then blithely flip […]

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Barnard Workers Vote to Accept Contract

By Bwog Staff on Oct 19, 2012 1 Comments

In an email sent out to the Barnard student body this morning, DSpar announced that the members of UAW Local 2110 have ratified the tentative agreement announced yesterday. The new contract, which contains no wage freeze or cuts to benefits or maternity leave, “will be finalized upon approval of Barnard’s Board of Trustees.” DSpar calls […]

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Enlightenment in 140 Characters

By Bwog Staff on Oct 19, 2012 2 Comments

Still need more ways to procrastinate for your midterms? Bwog has you covered! When you’re spending all that time on Twitter to avoid your calculus textbook, your tweets can start to feel a little dry. But not anymore, with our new favorite website that proclaims “Yes, that CAN be my next tweet!” This text generator […]

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Your Textbook Loves You And Wants You To Be Happy

By Bwog Staff on Oct 19, 2012 1 Comments

You’ve probably been spending a lot more time with your textbook lately, and in some pretty late-night settings. Bwog has, too—and we’ve noticed a few little gems hidden within. Small moments like these below; subtle signals from the authors sensing our distress and saying, “You are not alone.” Or just a lame scientist trying to […]

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Bwoglines: Excuses Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 19, 2012 3 Comments

Residents of Brooklyn are protesting the possible addition of a new homeless shelter in their neighborhood, because they “already have people in our community who are borderline homeless.” (Gawker) Joe Walsh continued Todd Akin’s unscientific rants yesterday, when he told reporters there is no need for an abortion exception for the life or health of […]

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(Day) Drinking with Bwog: Homecoming

By Bwog Staff on Oct 18, 2012 1 Comments

It’s that time of the year again. For a brief 48 hours, you go to a fantasy college where Butler is a football rival and not a cavernous den of midterm doom and “tailgating” is a thing. That’s right, it’s Homecoming weekend! And what better way to celebrate than with a special edition of DWB […]

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LectureHop: Newark’s Mayor Cory Booker

By Bwog Staff on Oct 18, 2012 2 Comments

Last night Altschul Auditorium seemed somewhat empty, with just minutes left before the event was scheduled to start. No more than half of the auditorium seats were filled; a major surprise considering the large space and huge name that would soon be speaking. Those who were there, however, were treated to an earth-shaking oratory experience […]

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Free Food and Stuff for Homecoming

By Bwog Staff on Oct 18, 2012 0 Comments

Bwog’s favorite part of Homecoming, free stuff, continues today. Swing by Low Plaza from 5-7 for finger painting, hot cocoa, cupcakes, mini donuts, cookies, and, if you’re wearing Columbia blue, items from the student athletics advisory committee! Five-finger painting via Shutterstock

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BREAKING: Barnard Workers Reach Tentative Deal

By Bwog Staff on Oct 18, 2012 0 Comments

Bwog has just received word from the heads of the Students Support Barnard Workers group that UAW Local 2110, which has been struggling and fighting back over major cuts in basic benefits, has reached a tentative agreement with Barnard. The students were contacted by the president of UAW Local 2110. To comment, the Local office […]

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Theatre Department’s Eurydice A Remarkable Success

By Bwog Staff on Oct 18, 2012 7 Comments

The Barnard Theatre Department’s production of Eurydice, written by Sarah Ruhl and directed by David Paul, opens today. Details about showtimes and ticket prices are available here. Bwog’s Executive Drama Devotee, Kyra Bloom, attended a preview. Some of the most highly regarded art of today is still based on ideas born in Greek mythology. “Orpheus […]

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Trapped in the Bathroom

By Bwog Staff on Oct 18, 2012 13 Comments

Bwog just received the distressing news that seven girls are locked in the third floor bathroom at Lerner. We can only hope that they make it out safe and sound as we anxiously await an update. Update: Our tipster reports: “After 45 stressful minutes, the Lerner bathroom girls were freed, thanks to four public safety […]

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“Liberty, Freedom, Tyranny Is Dead!”: Bwog Reviews KCST’s Julius Caesar

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"cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war"
23 stabs. count 'em. they were all there.
Bwog got a shoutout in the program; thanks KCST!
Bwog got splashed with some blood but we won't penalized the actors for that
et tu Brute?
Julius Caesar
kcst
the ides of March
tw: blood
tw: violence
we just hope the blood washes out....

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Horror Story: Elevator Ride To An Alternate Universe

Sarah Dahl 1

tfw lonely alternate dimension or not
tfw the feeling of creeping nostalgia and dread
tfw there's food in the kitchen
what if we actually already traveled to an alternate dimension when we realized berenstain had "ai" instead of "ei" like we traveled to an alternate dimension but thats all that changed

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Ways To Spook Your Classmates

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have ya'll happened to read the tenets of laveyan satanism? they're pretty interesting
i did not just base this post off of one of my own tweets
letting go is the best thing that has ever happened to me
should i become the devil for halloween? or is that too cliche

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Bwoglines: The E-Activist Edition

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bird
but i just decided to be a vine star
bwoglines
can i even tell the difference between vine stars
i will miss vine
remember that vine where someone is hitting the egg with their head
RIP Vine
that was a bad kanye reference
vine died but the faces of those shitty vine stars will remain forever embedded in my mind

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Bwog’s Costume Closet: Henry Moore’s Reclining Figure

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(not sure how; you'll figure it out)
bonus points if you crabwalk up to prezbo
bwog's costume closet
costume
halloween
we know you haven't started prepping for halloween
you can probably repurpose the metallic bodysuit also

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PSA: All Of Columbia Knows Where You Live

Ross Chapman 4

barnard and GS students for some reason are exempt
columbia directory
here's a halloween story for you
of COURSE prezbo and co don't have their addresses publicly available
who knows why? not us
why is the default option to make it available tho

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Thoughts to Distract You During Class

Elana Rebitzer 0

fall break is so close yet so far
halloween is more stressful than fun at this pointb
professors will notice and may try to scare you awake
protip don't nap in the front row of class
what are you gonna be for halloween? does anybody know yet?

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Bwoglines: Debunking And Creating Conspiracies Edition

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bwoglines
clinton in all black with the cubs hat might be the best image ever
how does one respond to that
imagine if you got a bill from the pentagon for 20000 bucks
milking every last drop out of baseball season tbh
power couple
when bill clinton just creates more drama

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