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Paunching Fruit for 24 Hours

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 0 Comments

This afternoon at 5 pm, campus improv group Fruit Paunch begins their annual 24 hour comedy show on Low Plaza. Stop by anytime before 5 pm tomorrow for a dose of irreverent and mildly awkward humor before the onset of the dark night. If you need a reason more compelling than forcing Bob and Eli to reenact […]

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Senior Wisdom: Boris Vassilev

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 27 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Boris Vassilev, Rockville, MD (Originally Sofia, Bulgaria), Columbia College, Physics and Creative Writing (I did it for the money.) Claim to Fame? Fame: Bwog’s last surviving copy editor. The only Eastern European, transfer science and humanities double major on campus. My heart chambers fire out of order. Infamy: The set of Fiddler on […]

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Some Of These Things Are Not Like The Others: Rembrandt

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 4 Comments

Because there are few hells fresher than trying to memorize 1,000 PowerPoint slides of paintings you swear never even came up in class, we’ll be helping you study for your Art Hum exam this week with a closer look at some of the syllabus. In this next installment of SOTTANLTO Bwog’s Professional Photoshopper/Procrastinator Zach Kagan assures […]

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Quarto Magazine Launches Tonight!

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 3 Comments

Quarto, Columbia’s Undergraduate Journal of Creative Writing, releases its sixty-third annual issue tonight! To celebrate, they’re having a launch party from 9 to 11 pm in 501 Dodge complete with free food of the fancy cheese/sparkling apple juice variety. They also made this funky video (below) of people making triangles with their hands and/or scribbling things. […]

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Throwback Tunes: A Musical Study Guide for Lit Hum

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 6 Comments

Freshpeople, Bwog can’t believe you kids are already studying for your Lit Hum final! In honor of the big test, we’re recycling this gem of a post. Below, Bwog presents a playlist of songs with references to glorious works of our literary past from the second semester of the Lit Hum syllabus. ‘Njoy! The Beatles, “I […]

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From the Archives: Spoiler Alert

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 12 Comments

Still cramming for LitHum and CC? Did you fall asleep last night before you could finish reading Crime and Punishment? Bwog is here to help with another oldie-but-goodie from reading periods past. It all began when Bwog overheard this conversation: Freshman Girl: Hey, so how did Pride and Prejudice end? Freshman Boy: Oh, they get […]

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Bwoglines: Friendly Reminders Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 0 Comments

The Knicks’ Tyson Chandler reminds us that one man’s weak defense is another man’s sweet new trophy—and also why it’s important to write acceptance speeches ahead of time. (NYDN) Yahoo! CEO Scott Thompson reminds us that there’s a difference between elaboration and fabrication on your résumé; we’re still waiting on that CCE workshop. (Daily Intel) […]

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To Help You “Study”

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 5 Comments

In light of the fact that your CC final is tomorrow, and you’ve decided to take up a new television show been studying rigorously for the past three days, here is another reminder that you’re screwed prepared.

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Overheard: Spontaneous Emissions

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 10 Comments

Live from Ruggles, a tipster reports overhearing the following coming from somewhere in the shaft: A few isolated and disjointed shrieks from maybe three voices, and then, “IT’S NOT PRIMAL SCREAM YOU STUPID FUCK!” Update (Friday, 11:30 am): Our correspondent, who has not moved since submitting this tip last night, reports that the exact same […]

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Finals Angst, Elevated To All New Levels

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 12 Comments

A tipster spotted the following cry for help in the notoriously sucky Hamilton elevator:

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Don’t Forget To Eat And Get A Seat!

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 2 Comments

At Midnight Breakfast and Orgo Night, respectively! Despite some date-drama, the pre-finals breakfast will in fact be held tonight, as per tradition. Head over to LeFrak for a superhero-themed meal at 11 pm if you’re a Barnard senior, 11:30 if you’re a Barnard non-senior, and 12 if you’re a pleb. Also tonight: grab a seat […]

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Masterpieces of Western Television: Semester I

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 17 Comments

As we all rigorously master the Western canon of visual art, music, literature, and philosophy, we soon realize that there is surely one discipline missing from this list, one that we are perhaps best at studying for: television. But, because Bwog has a shorter attention span and more of a penchant for solipsism than that […]

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Student Councils Express Concerns Over Election Process

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Adil Mughal
Ben Makansi
breaking
ccsc
CEB
Columbia College Student Council
columbia elections board
columbia political union
cpu
engineering student council
esc
General Studies Student Council
gssc
shady business but not from Maggie the Magnoli
student council
student council elections 2016
trouble in paradise
uh oh Ben!
why can't we all just be like SGA and get along?

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Barnard Housing Reviews 2016: Plimpton Hall

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amsterdam > broadway
barnard housing 2016
housing 2016
if you want a single look no further
plimpton
plimpton commuters
seniors pick friday!
someone should make a plimpton snapchat filter
why do the football players live here again?

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Columbia To Erect New Statue Of Questionable Shape

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cumb could probably afford to secretly fund this tbh
first person to photograph themselves posing erotically with the statue gets a prize
i think we can all agree butler is the best place they could possibly put this
is there an owl hidden in her vagina?
most old people use canes and shouting to get kids off their lawns - cu uses erotic statues
now that Aragorn spoke here it's only fitting they put a statue of Shelob up
we may have a new favorite statue

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SGA Talks Money With COO Robert Goldberg

Raji Ganapathy 1

"sga day is on 4/20" cue laughter
come for the food stay for the ranting
how much time did talking about Barnard's endowment take up?
i finally got a shoutout at an sga meeting
SGA agenda compared to ESC is just embarassing
we will do that productivity report so SGA should shape up
why did the COO come????
why don't barnard cuems workers get paid

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The Human Crisis, From The Mouth Of Aragorn

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Albert Camus is bae
Aragorn reads to Columbia
Bwog loves Camus
Camus events are the shit
thanks for the suggestion Aragorn I'll read The Plague now
The Crisis of Humanity is that Columbia has midterms every two weeks
The Stranger is still an amazing book
Viggo Mortensen

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ESC Discusses Diversity And Where $2 Of Your Activities Fee Actually Goes

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are there other random things which we pay for without knowing?
engineering student council
esc
luis rivera is the frank underwood of ESC
mirth and holiday cheer is so blaise
thank god these people took over IGB
that picture is just hilarious
we mean that in a good way luis
yo how did IGB exist???

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Housing Reviews 2016: Carlton Arms

Amara Banks 4

bwog cares
bwog loves west campus
bwog reads
carlton arms
come home to momma's arms
Housing reviews
Housing Reviews 2016
rae sremmurd is down for carlton's arm
rep that west
riverside
to mommas carlton arms
watt dat mouth do
WC
we can't all live in watt
west campus
which side u rep

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Bwoglines: Knocked Up A Notch Edition

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"we will bury you"
BAM
bwoglines
Christian communities are being faced by religio-imperialistic Islamists
Everybody forgets the native Christian communities in the Middle East
fuck terrorists
spice it up a notch
that probably inverts a few preconceptions eh
the Hermit Kingdom

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