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Caption Contest: Worlds Collide

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 23 Comments

For your midterm procrastination pleasure, we present the latest in artistic stylings, where the magical and the mundane collide. You know the drill: make us laugh, make us cry, make us forget about that eight page essay we haven’t started outlining yet. Last round’s contest provided some interesting results, with perhaps the most…unique being the […]

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Foner, Cupcakes, Wisdom

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 2 Comments

Need we say more? We’re doubtful, but will continue nonetheless. Tonight at 8 pm in Hamilton 602, the one and only Eric Foner will be doling out “Words of Wisdom” to the class of 2012 over some Baked By Melissa cupcakes. We can’t help but feel that March 6th is a bit premature for closing remarks, […]

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Thoughts On Your Global Thoughts

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 3 Comments

Global traveller Renée Kraiem brings back worldly wisdom from Monday’s undergraduate forum “Your Global Thoughts?” where a seriously star-studded panel of faculty members from The Committee on Global Thought sat around with a handful of students, ate pizza, and talked about global crises. If you need some reassurance that life exists outside your Morningside bubble […]

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From the Issue: Eve to Adam

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 1 Comments

Be on the lookout for the February issue of The Blue & White, coming to campus this week. In the meantime, Bwog will again honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Such treats include a visit to the Lamont-Doherty Earth Observatory, an investigation into Columbia’s animal testing […]

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In Defense Of: Multiple Choice

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 11 Comments

Not sure which section of your midterm to start with? Just remember: recognition is easier than recall. Free response evader Alexandra Svokos expounds on the beauties of fill-in-the-bubble. Stop lying, you secretly loved the SATs. Page after page of delicious bubbles, yearning to be filled in. Like SEAL Team 6 at a bar, all of […]

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SGA: Expect The Unexpected

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 3 Comments

Unexpected correspondent Renée Kraiem reports on last night’s SGA meeting. Rep Council spent a significant portion of their meeting last night off the record, but came up for air now and again for a few moments of breaking-news decisions—this correspondent has a feeling it was just to keep her on her toes. The meeting began […]

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Student Affairs Cares! It Really, Really Cares!

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 9 Comments

Walk into Lerner today to be greeted by a smiling CSA Student Affairs representative toting an artfully arranged tray of !free! cookies. The wrappers display CSA success stories and fun facts, so you can feel good while you eat. Come get cookies on silver wooden platters and have Kev$ho smile at you!

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Majors Don’t Matter In The Real World Anyway

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 14 Comments

Hello sophomores! As CSA has so generously informed you this morning, it’s time to declare your major! In case you haven’t heard, online declaration has already begun, but never fear–you have until 5 pm on Friday March 9th to ponder and panic and update your pros-and-cons list. If you’re ready and sure, though, click here to […]

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Bwoglines: Progression/Regression Edition

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 3 Comments

Progression: That kid on your subway car at 2 am wasn’t trying to raise enough money for a Four Loko–a Penn State junior is paying his way through college tap-dancing on the subway. (NYT) Regression: This is what happens when you rob from the Girl Scouts: or, how to get punched in the face by […]

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PrezBo And DSpar Comment On Obamanard Reactions

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 176 Comments

Since the news broke Saturday morning that President Obama will be Barnard’s Commencement speaker, Bwog has been more or less blowin’ up with commenters’ reactions. Today, the folks over at the New York Times labelled the chaos “sibling rivalry,” and asked Columbia administrators and students what they make of it. PrezBo bit—quoteth the NYT: Lee […]

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Housingmaster: Division Decisions

By Bwog Staff on Mar 05, 2012 12 Comments

We’ll answer your esoteric housing questions. Send them to housing@bwog.com or leave ’em in the comments. Q: The Housing website says, “If your group does not select a suite in Suite Selection, your group may opt to stay together and select rooms in General Selection with the same appointment time, or your group may opt to break apart and select […]

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Mozzerodent’s Image Takes a Hit

By Bwog Staff on Mar 05, 2012 8 Comments

If you give a squirrel some pizza… he’ll continue stealing slices until he makes his way into NYMag. At least, that’s what our latest animal celebrity has done, appearing on this week’s Approval Matrix squarely within the both “Despicable” and “Lowbrow” quadrant. We recognize that the path to fame and stardom is paved with danger, […]

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A Call For Actual Wisdoms

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'do i wanna know' plays in the distance
*cough* oral sex vs. ancient greek singing? *cough cough*
actual wisdoms
anonymity is allowed but honestly not necessary AT ALL
call for actual wisdoms!!
from the actually wise
if TAs were allowed we know who we'd nominate...
we wanna know

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(Take A Study Break At The) Bwog Meeting Tonight!

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but always (we repeat: always) put down that textbook
bwog meeting tonight
debates be getting heated
how would watching the debate be relaxing tbh
like don't get us wrong we love the debates but
meeting announcement
that's never a bad idea
turn off that computer... unless it has pitches on it bc then you should bring it to bwog
yeah! turn off that computer! fuck technology am i right guys we here at bwog hate technology can you tell

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Quiz: What’s Your Dream Internship This Summer?

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bwog gets real for a hot sec
bwog quiz!
can you tell even bwog is nervous
don't worry we're all terrified
exclamation points!
let's not talk about finals... let's talk about internships instead!
the future! prospects! life goals! adulthood! impending doom!

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Bwoglines: Investigations Edition

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bwoglines
honestly hoping for some sort of direction-related name
investigation edition
let's see if anyone gets the cage the elephant reference
north and south west
probably not... guess it's just too obscure
south? east? west? one?
we here at bwog are oh so obscure
we love obscurity

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Overseen At Beta: Beer-mas Tree

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beer
beer and cheer
beer pong party vs beer ornament party
beta
brothers
creativity
next let's see a tree decorated with bowls (lit)
nothing like beer to bring everyone together
we love holiday cheer
when's the beta holiday party

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LectureHop: On The Care And Feeding Of Black Holes

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astronomy
black holes
black holes are popular
cute grad students
cute old people
cute toddlers
Dad puns
Friday night (star)lights
fun lectures
instagram-obsessed men
lecturehop
making bwog gassy!
nursery rhyme?
puns lol
pupin
sleepy CU students
star light star bright
TDE
Top Dawg Entertainment
wasn't the last lecture also on black holes

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How To Sneak A Tree Into Your Dorm

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christmas carols
covert Bwog
CU athletics
dead bodies
dead trees
dorms
Ferris biscuits though
friends who sing
honest approach is the best approach
hymns
Joy to the World
music
muzak
rugs
sincerity
trees forever
wordpress sucks

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Merry MoHi

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channuka?
chanuka
christmas
december decor
do the holidays make the cold worth it
hannukah
holidays
kwanza
MoWill forever
tiny red dragons
what is a present
what presents are you getting

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