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Your Shorthand Irks Us

By Bwog Staff on Sep 09, 2012 34 Comments

Nary a week ago, a Bwogger was sitting in a lecture hall, idly taking notes while browsing Reddit. It was the early afternoon, and most students were beginning to get restless as their 75-minute sentence approached its end. And that’s when it happened. “…which admittedly would never happen here in MoHi…” uttered the previously-respected professor. […]

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Bucket List: “The Invisible War,” Burma Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 09, 2012 0 Comments

Bucket List represents the unbelievable intellectual privilege we enjoy as Columbia students. We do our very best to bring to your attention important guest lecturers and special events on campus. It’s a slow first week to the Bucket List, but feel free to mention any events we may have missed in the comments section and we’ll […]

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Bwoglines: Conspiracy Theorists Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 09, 2012 0 Comments

Embracing the ridiculousness of the birther movement, Obama quips about Hawaiian birth certificates. (NYT) Conspiracies about conspiracy theorists launch conspiracy theories. (MSNBC) Someone was preparing for the apocalypse in a Brooklyn housing project… with an exotic animal zoo? (Gothamist) The government actually is watching you. (Engadget) World conspiracy pyramid via Wikimedia Commons

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SEAS Is Having A Party

By Bwog Staff on Sep 08, 2012 1 Comments

Except not the kind with a fun theme/drinking games. According to an email from Provost Coatsworth that was sent to SEAS students yesterday, the obligatory search for an official dean has commenced. While we don’t yet know what this means for Goldean, it turned out well for interim-cum-official Columbia College Deantini. The search party’s timeline is […]

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Choose Your Own Adventure: NYC Tornado

By Bwog Staff on Sep 08, 2012 11 Comments

Historically, New York has not seen many tornados. (So few so that Bwog had to lookup whether there’s an “e” in the plural. You can go either way.) To celebrate this atypical natural splendor, Alexandra Svokos urges you to Choose Your Own Adventure: A. You are sitting in bed, noshing on some Strawberry Veronas and […]

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We Might Get ’Nadered

By Bwog Staff on Sep 08, 2012 7 Comments

Update: The view from East Campus is being described as “mad cool,” and “hella terrifying” by residents. The following email was just sent out by Dean Martinez, on behalf of Public Safety: The National Weather Service has issued a tornado watch and predicted severe thunder storms for our area until 9:00pm tonight. All students are asked to […]

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BunsenBwog: A Matter Darkly

By Bwog Staff on Sep 08, 2012 6 Comments

Each week, amateur astronomer Zach Kagan watches the skies for signs of SCIENCE. We present here this week’s findings—a special offering that highlights the search for dark matter. Dark Matter is a term that’s thrown around a lot when people talk about unsolved mysteries in astrophysics. You’ve probably heard about the stuff, but you may not […]

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How To Form Lifelong Friendships At Columbia

By Bwog Staff on Sep 08, 2012 9 Comments

Approaching a potential new friend at Columbia can be super hard; subtly indicating to that person how cool/smart/funny you are without outright showing them your canon of Will-Arnett-as-Gob impressions can be even harder. Bwog has been there! That’s why we’ve prepared these versatile, easy-to-use mad libs for those Sweet ’16ers who haven’t quite broken the […]

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Like a Bat Into Hell?

By Bwog Staff on Sep 08, 2012 14 Comments

A nocturnal critter of the crime-fighting variety has decided to move in on Wien 10, “living,” as the tipster put it, “happily on the ceiling.” They’ve named the little guy Bruce Wien, probably because the bat is a rich orphan or something. Thanks to DY for the tip

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Bwoglines: Busted Dreams Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 08, 2012 4 Comments

Maybe Mitt Romney should just give up now, because apparently the odds of him becoming president are a wee bit slim. (NYMag) A former Croatian tennis star was forced to give up his net dreams due to injuries, but hey, he’s now a student at Columbia Law School. (NYTimes) Is hookup culture a sign that […]

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Yes, Your Stupid Conversation Has Been Eavesdropped

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2012 7 Comments

Submissions are still coming in for our contest, which ends on Sunday. So just keep your mouth shut till then and you won’t be embarrassed. Italians, cover your ears. From Helen K. A group of elitist freshmen monopolizing the Westside cheese aisle: “Mozzarella?! No! That’s peasant food.” Sounds about right, Alex J. Drunk girl counting […]

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WKCR Invades Shea Stadium

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2012 5 Comments

Tomorrow at 8 pm WKCR Offbeat is holding a pretty exciting concert at Shea Stadium (no, not that one) in Brooklyn. Beat bopper Alexandra Svokos sat down with Concert Coordinator Thuto Somo to learn more. Bwog: What was the the Stretch Armstrong & Bobbito show on WKCR in the 1990s like? Has KCR had other concerts like […]

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RoomHop: Brooks Hall Heaven

Courtney Couillard 0

a freaking fireplace?!?!
barnard babes
brooks hall 4ever
can we hire victoria as our own personal decorator?
follow her on insta fam
go get some blue painters tape and start decorating your room now
roomhop
the famous wall
when you give a barnard student a dorm room

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Bwoglines: Locked Out Edition

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blines
bwoglines
locked out
locked out in a towel
should have included a buzzfeed article about ppl shutting other ppl "the fuck down"
shutdown
something something presidential campaign

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Barnard Bears Celebrate New Dining Options

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barnard college
Dean Hinkson
Food Insecurity
Late Nite in the Diana will be liiiit
Those emails were literally 29 minutes apart
What is an Executive Chef?

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BREAKING: Barnard Changes P/D/F Policy

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barnard college
Dean Hinkson
Pass/D/Fail
PRAISE BE

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Bwog Wants You…To Report On Student Council Meetings

Rachel Deal 0

barnard bearoness
bureau chiefs
ccsc
join bwog
rushbwog
sga
the "sandwich ambassador" or something
thinking of ben and viv
thinking of our favorite mainer PB

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Nobody Knows What Columbia Blue Is

Ross Chapman 11

"pantone 292"
columbia blue isn't real
come on deantini
no one is safe
nothing is real
pantone 29-who
pantone 292 exposed
Pantone 292-faced
rip pantone 292
what are we going to Pantone 29-do
whats going on
your time here is a lie

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In Defense Of: Shopping For Classes

Sarah Dahl 0

back to school
bad profs
can't rely on CULPA
classes
coats
don't feel bad
good profs
it's ok
living your best life
macy's
online shopping
prospies
shopping
shopping period
shopping week
shopping week as described in yale's guidebook made me wanna apply
thank god for free shipping and free returns
the best time of your life

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In Defense Of: Not Shopping For Classes

Ross Chapman 0

bwog loves you
classes
don't do it
get what you get
grow up
live your life
no discounts in these streets
shopping
the real world doesn't let you shop
why are you in class from 8:40 to 7:25
why are you signed up for 24 credits
why you always lyin
why you always whinin'
wyd
you can shop if you want

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