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Fracture Autos Before You Leave

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 2 Comments

Hi, it’s us again. Just reminding you that the fair folks over at Carsplit are here to make your imminent (it’s closer than it feels like, we swear!) departure a tad more pleasant. If you’re heading to JFK, LaGuardia, or Newark to catch a flight in the next couple days, Carsplit offers you a chance […]

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How To Spend Your Next Study Break

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 3 Comments

Today from 4 ’til 8 pm, watch wide-eyed from your street-facing Nussbaum suite as the kinda shitty weather separates Columbia’s free food warriors from the fair-weather free snackers. Häägen-Dazs, purveyor of fancy ice cream and even fancier spellings, will be giving out one free scoop/cone to all those who dare brave the wait. It should go […]

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Donate and Change Hues

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 9 Comments

The slightly-more-suavely named Give and Go Green is happening! Now! Out on College Walk! It will take place today through Friday from noon until 4 pm. They accept “non-perishable food, clothing in good condition, kitchenware, appliances, linens, accessories, books, small furniture, computers, and toiletries,” so bring your stuff on over. Plus, it’s less to store […]

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In Defense of: The In-Class Final

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 21 Comments

As exams begin to wind down, Bwog advocatus diaboli John Sarlitto defends what has been making your life a living hell since Friday: the in-class final. “How many finals do you have?” you might hear someone ask in those heady twilight moments of the semester, before the darkness and the shadows truly set in. A […]

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Putting it Bluntly: Going on a Prospie Tour

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 20 Comments

…on 4/20. Anna Bahr details her journey below. Read this and more in the May issue of The Blue & White, right on the tail of the April issue, on campus this week. As admitted freshman pare down their college choices in late April, arbitrary details become critical factors in the decision making process. Remember […]

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Bwoglines: Respect Your Elders Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 14 Comments

Worrying about childhood obesity may be all the rage now, but the first clinic to treat it opened at Columbia way back in 1930. (Newsweek) Gac Filipac, a custodian at Columbia, spent 20 years taking night morning classes for a Classics degree from GS. On Sunday, he’ll finally graduate—with honors! Then it’s grad school application […]

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Found: Blue iPod Nano

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 0 Comments

Found in one of the couches in the Wallach Sky Lounge. Returned to Hartley Hospitality Desk.

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Senior Wisdom: Jasmine Senior

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 41 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Jasmine Senior (yes, that’s my last name), Army Brat, Columbia College, Political Science/French and Francophone Studies Claim to Fame? I consistently provide people with free food throughout the academic year. I have also never pulled an all-nighter. In part because my body just won’t let me (probably jinxing myself…) Where are […]

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Masterpieces of Western Television II

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 19 Comments

Your knowledge of the canon of Western Television is incomplete without the second semester. So, Bwog did a bunch of procrastinating studying and finished up the study guide. Rocket Power It was sometimes difficult to watch Otto, Twister, Squid, and Reggie doing extreme sports when all we could do was eat out Honeynut Cheerios on the […]

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Roger That, Security Levels Will Be Raised to Red Level Alpha 7 Charlie Bravo For Obama

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 36 Comments

If you’re planning to attend Barnard Commencement, get ready to be searched/checked/wanded/stripped/violated-in-all-sortsaways. To avoid the possibility of a nightmare scenario, Columbia University Commencement and Barnard College have been working with The White House and the Secret Service in order to ensure the security of POTUS. This means almost every gate, sidewalk, window, and building will be […]

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Chronicles of Existentialism: The Chalk Is a Lie

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 2 Comments

The Dark Night holds many mysteries, not least among them the delibility of chalk. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The first sentence in this list is false. Did the chalk last through the night?

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Glorious Mortal Plushy Combat

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 12 Comments

In case you missed the opportunity to achieve immortal kleos at last night’s pillowfight, Bwog invites you to relive the madness with this gratuitous gallery of gory photographs: Two combatants reflect on their conquests: Girl 1: ”OUR PILLOWS ARE STAINED WITH THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO CHALLENGED US” Girl 2: ”But like, actually though….I’m not sleeping on […]

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Housing Coverage 2016, Day 6

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don't also get shafted by reading Spec
don't get shafted in McBain
get some fuck spec stickers today y'all
getting ready for a 300 sq ft room next year
glad some of us don't have to ever deal with housing
mfw some people dropped to online selection
Nu$$baum
tfw barnard supposedly has guaranteed housing but is almost out of rooms

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ESC’s Final Vote

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"I can't believe Bacchanal happened"
bye Caroline!
esc
good stuff
hey we wrote about narcissus in our essay about Paradise Lost
the queen of ESC is dead long live the queen
we can't believe Bacchanal happened eiter
we'll miss you actually

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Columbia Housing Announces Free Access (Except For Barnard Students) To New York Times

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add NYT to JJs and swipe access that Columbia students have over Barnard
And Caroline!
free information
free stuff
not free food unfortunately
shouldn't all information be free?
sorry barnard
Thanks Ben and Viv!
Thanks to all councils
wasn't asking for this but also not rejecting it
we guess there are legal limits that would prevent a uniform statement like that

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SGA: Surprise Attacks

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deal with it
sga
there were snacks today that was cool
they don't want u to vote
we love sga
what even is global symposium tho
when shit happens shit happens

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Classes To Take Before You Die I Mean Graduate: Fall 2016 Edition

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classes to take before you die
damn we're gunna miss browsing the cu course directory at some point in our lives
fall 2016
foley is a greek goddess it's true
gotta love some lady boss profs
i guess we'll suggest you use courses@cu OR JUST USE A DAMN PEN AND PAPER LIKE 2007!
isn't it nice when we do the work for you?
looking for a prof's mind at work

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Bwoglines: Leaders Edition

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Bwog banged our pans with everybody else
bwoglines
can't wait to watch the Trump family tonight
Dilma Rousseff should just be impeached already
if you understand our reference we'll buy you a six pack
Kasich pls
Musk 2016
somebody has to write science fiction with rockets landing/taking off from ships now
this rocket news has massive implications
Tsipras is the characteristic liberal-coming-of-age story
WE LOVE YOU ELON MUSK

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Field Notes: It’s Lit Edition

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'another' gay bar
@ ras we know who could've pulled us into their suites but didn't: how dare you
can't believe the barnard wifi would betray us
days on campus? more like gays on campus amirite
field notes
like if you think bwog should do a 'best places to sleep in butler' series
what could be better than a free sandwich from hamdel?

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The Sculpture Discourse (According To CCSC’s Recent Survey)

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"no"
comment where YOU want to put the statue
our new hero is the guy who responded to the survey just to say 'i really don't give a fuck'
Reclining Figure
some people literally wrote essays in the comment box guys
statue discourse
tbt to when bwog got like 10 tips about the statue in one night
true to its core ... we see what you did there
we didn't realize it was possible to make butler more depressing

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